Summary: Shawn and Troy are back! We chat about Washington D.C., MLTI, China, and more. Dave gets your attention.  Jokes: Studies show people that have more birthdays… live the longest… Starting my career as an inferior designer. Went to see The Joker last night, and some guy dressed in a full clown outfit held the door open for me into the theater. I thought that was a nice jester. Dropping a sewing needle is like a cross between Where’s Waldo and The Floor is Lava, except if you don’t find Waldo, he’s gonna stab you! Without geometry, life is pointless. I tried calling the tinnitus hotline, but there was no answer.  It just kept on ringing. Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary?  Same with the Virgin Isles – not one canary there either. What do you call an underwater dog?  A subwoofer. Had a power surge in the house that blew every lightbulb I had… I was de-lighted… I have a very good feeling about my job interview today… The manager said they were looking for somebody responsible. ‘You’ve found your man,’ I responded. ‘Whenever there was a problem in my last job, they always said that I was responsible!’ Which is heavier: a liter of water or a liter of butane? The water. No matter how much you have, butane will always be a lighter fluid. Lost another audiobook. I’ll never hear the end of it.