Summary: Shawn and Troy share AI thoughts, children safety, and more. Dave talks about AI (with the correct embed this time).  Jokes: What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles, because there’s a mile between the two S’s. They tried to make a diamond shaped like a duck.  It quacked under the pressure. I went to the zoo yesterday The first exhibit was ciabatta The second a baguette The third a brioche They were all bread in captivity What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?  Hare spray. How does a scientist freshen their breath?  With experi-mints! Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?  They mostly wrap.

Summary: Shawn and Troy talk about PD, AI, student success, teaching the parents, and more. Dave scientifically explores AI. Jokes: Technically the overall goal of golf… is to play less golf… Elevators terrify me. I’m taking steps to avoid them. I’ve started a sarcasm club. It would mean the world to me if you joined. I’m glad I know sign language;  it’s pretty handy. My friend quit his job as a reporter and left town by railway. It was an ex-press train.

Summary: Shawn and Troy talk about Gradebox, AI, teaching resources, and more. Dave anchors a phenomena.  Jokes: I have a pen that can write under water.  It can write other words too. Ikea is known for furniture.  But did you know they at one point also hosted large formal dances for single people?  Thus started the Ikea Swedish Meet Ball… I was going to cook alligator for dinner tonight, but I realized I only have a croc pot. What does James Bond do before he goes to bed?  He goes undercover. I’ve almost perfected my mime Elvis act. Just need a little less conversation. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx1_6F-nCaw ) For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for an abacus.  It’s the little things that count. Is a stolen Hershey bar considered hot chocolate? A truck carrying a load of pool equipment has crashed on the highway. The driver is under arrest, and the cues go back miles! I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

Summary: Shawn and Troy talk about AI, starting school, teacher movement, collaboration strategies, and more. Dave bugs out in the backyard.  Jokes: My boss is threatening to fire the person with the worst posture. I’ve a hunch, it might be me. What do you call an explosive horse?  Neigh-palm. What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé. Animal welfare said I can’t keep my pet dolphin in the bath. Apparently, it’s not fit for porpoise. My tailor really likes fixing my clothes.  Or sew it seams. Who is the patron saint of email? St Francis of a cc Open mic night sounded like a lot of fun until I realized I’d been invited to an autopsy… Why don’t pirates travel on mountain roads?  ‘Scurvy.

Summary: Shawn and Troy talk about talk about AI, time traveler, resources and more. Dave stresses High Quality like he always brings.  Jokes: Why did the iPhone go to the dentist?  He had a blue tooth. I needed detergent and a news magazine. I took too long to get to the store, and when I made it, both were sold out. Time and Tide wait for no man. A thief tried to steal the paintings at the Louvre in Paris. He was caught two blocks away when he ran out of gas. He said: I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh. But I tried because I had nothing Toulouse. Will glass coffins ever become popular? Remains to be seen. If you could have dinner with anyone from history, who would it be? I’d choose someone who likes to pick up the tab! My friend is a professional sleepwalker. He is living the dream. Walking past a farm, I saw a sign that read ‘Duck, Eggs.’ I assumed it was an unnecessary comma… Then it hit me. What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backward in a single-file fashion? A receding hare line. Purple is my favorite color! I like it more than blue and red combined.

Summary: Shawn and Troy talk about going back to school, AI in education, and more. Dave takes the kids out, er, outside. Jokes: What kind of trousers does a ghost hunter wear? Just a paranormal jeans What do you call a man with 3 eyes? Seymour Jokes about defection aren’t usually my favorite, but they are a solid #2.  If you’re attacked by a mob of clowns… Go for the juggler. Never challenge death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions. The Energizer Bunny just got arrested. They charged him with battery. The robbers took everything from my house, but I’m most upset they took my mirror. I can’t see myself without it. I’m never again donating money to anyone collecting for a marathon. They just take the money and run! Did you know there’s no official training for a garbage collector?  They just pick it up as they go. Did you know that 10 plus 10 and 11 plus 11 equal the same thing?

Summary: Shawn and Troy talk about AI, learning, executive functioning, and more. Dave builds literacy. (*Note there is a short time of scratchy audio, not the whole show) Jokes: I before e except after c has been disproved by science. Believing in 12.5% of the Bible makes you an eight-theist. My friend lost her job as a set designer… She wasn’t very happy about it, but left without making a scene… I said to the gym instructor: Can you teach me to do the splits? He said: How flexible are you? I said: I can’t make Tuesdays. Teacher: Give me a sentence using the words defense, defeat, and detail… Me: When a horse jumps over defense, defeat go before detail… If the Internet had a boat, where would they park it?  In Google Docs. Just saw a guy running down the road with a cape on, so I shouted, ‘Hey! Are you a superhero!?’ He yelled, ‘No, I didn’t pay for my haircut!’ Can you believe it says in the Bible that men should make their wife’s coffee every day? Yep, it’s right there in Hebrews. I blame Mother Earth for all earthquakes.  It’s her fault. What do you have if you meet a cranky sheep and cow?

Summary: Shawn and Troy continue discussing ISTE, AI and more, Dave takes on High Stakes Testing.  Jokes: What do you call corn that joins the army? Kernel. What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch? Fission chips. They say “Revenge is a dish best served cold.” They also say “Revenge is sweet.” So, basically, revenge is ice-cream. I was bitten by a radioactive lawyer and ended up with the power of attorney. Who is the king of the pencil case?  The ruler. Two silk worms had a race.  They ended up in a tie.

Summary:     Shawn and Troy talk about ISTE, AI, changes and more. Dave covers Earth and Space. Jokes: A saw a couple arguing. As I walked by, one said to the other, “You have a face that looks like the back of a boat”.  The other one didn’t say anything, but did give a stern look.  Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?  The stock market. Which New York City borough has the lowest cholesterol? – Statin Island It turns out my hospital gown matched my insurance. I thought I was covered but I wasn’t. How can you tell if a treasure map was written by a pirate chicken? Eggs marks the spot. I was in Bermuda recently, and I went to see their national orchestra playing. The guy with the triangle mysteriously disappeared. I am trying to sell a gate for free on eBay. There’s no catch. If you feel lonely, just start a small business. Then at least you’ll have a little company. Scientists have recently noticed that crows are not making as much noise. Researchers are busy looking for the cause. Middle Schoo

Summary: Shawn and Troy talk about AI (again), pedagogy, Moodle, owning your own stuff, and more. Dave journeys to curiosity.  Jokes: My driving instructor told me to wear a seatbelt or the force could throw me out of the car. I can’t believe he thinks Star Wars is real. I don’t like it when people use the same word twice in a sentence.  Enough is enough. What did the comedian say when robbing a bank? This is a stand up My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books. He’s only got his shelf to blame. When I was a kid, we lived in a 3-level house. My bedroom was on the 4th floor. But that’s a different story I’m so afraid of negative numbers, I will stop at nothing to avoid them. Have YOU had to walk 500 miles? Were you advised to walk 500 more? You could be entitled to compensation. Call the Pro Claimers now! Top tip: If a telemarketer calls you, give the phone to your 3-year-old and tell them it’s Santa Claus. What did the skeleton order at the restaurant? Spare ribs. Technically, the borders of Finland are