Summary: Shawn and Troy talk about AI, learning, executive functioning, and more. Dave builds literacy. (*Note there is a short time of scratchy audio, not the whole show) Jokes: I before e except after c has been disproved by science. Believing in 12.5% of the Bible makes you an eight-theist. My friend lost her job as a set designer… She wasn’t very happy about it, but left without making a scene… I said to the gym instructor: Can you teach me to do the splits? He said: How flexible are you? I said: I can’t make Tuesdays. Teacher: Give me a sentence using the words defense, defeat, and detail… Me: When a horse jumps over defense, defeat go before detail… If the Internet had a boat, where would they park it?  In Google Docs. Just saw a guy running down the road with a cape on, so I shouted, ‘Hey! Are you a superhero!?’ He yelled, ‘No, I didn’t pay for my haircut!’ Can you believe it says in the Bible that men should make their wife’s coffee every day? Yep, it’s right there in Hebrews. I blame Mother Earth for all earthquakes.  It’s her fault. What do you have if you meet a cranky sheep and cow? Animals in a Baaaaaad Moooooood This space is for puns only. Anyone posting videos of themselves playing music with friends should consider themselves banned. When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you’re just sitting there, staring at carpeting? Ever caught yourself wondering… How much does a Grecian earn?