In this episode, Luke talks about store signings having a letter that doesn't light up. He also talks about how the Astros are cheaters, but gives them credit for cheating successfully. He also talks about how he started crying while watching moneyball and cannot explain why. He fears his emotions may be out of sync. He also talks about how abs are overrated and ladies dig self defense skills. Speaking of ladies, he talks about how all of the ladies in high school swooned over his old white truck which he got to see one last time. He will miss the old white beauty and the way she purred. He also talks about women's basketball again. He isn't being mean. He just pointed a few things out about how crazy the style of Bethel women's basketball is. He blames the coach for that. He also brings in the quote of the week and does a fantasy football update.