Neal reveals what every flightless bird knows, considers the surprising pros and cons of chopsticks and cutlery, administers a very special listener test, assesses the opportunities for carving pork as a McDonald's customer and discusses demanding more from our fingernails, a trio of Tom Hanks characters, how offices outgrow the alphabet, a land mass with windows, Hitler-related time travel ethics, 2010 as a baseline, advice for HR staff handling the conseqeunces of the opening segment, renting a VCR, renting a television, how stone beaches stabilise property markets, typing on a microwave, two wrong ways to ingest liquid nitrogen, life before standard wheelie bins and more. Contact the Show: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact. Visit IntoYourHead.ie for Into Your Head Shorts, Matchstick Cats comics and 21 years of assorted humour writings. License: Creative Commons Attribution Non Commercial No Derivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds of fossilised episodes on Archive dot org.