Episode Summary
Summary:
Shawn and Troy are back to talk about seventh graders, writing, AI and more. Dave talks about Mercury Hazards.
Jokes:
I’ve only got two, maybe three MoTown puns left. Four tops.
This morning I saw my neighbor talking to her cat; it was obvious the poor woman thought the cat understood her. When I got home, I told my dog… we laughed a lot.
Writing poetry about cats is purr verse.
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.
Three years ago, my doctor told me I was going deaf.
I haven’t heard from him since.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands.
I like this joke because it never grows old.
You can summer in places and winter in places, but you don’t fall in places or spring in places.
What internal organ is located on children’s legs but not on adults?
Kidneys.
For a town whose motto is “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas,” they sure sell a lot of souvenirs.
I got fired on my first day as a car mechanic after I was asked to change a tire.
They didn’t like that I went missing for an hour and came back in a three-piece suit.
A man asks another man to lend him $10 until next payday. The second man says, ‘Sure, here you go. When’s payday?’
‘I don’t know. You’re the one with the job!’
Even Bob Marley seems concerned about this…
