Neal proposes a twelve step approach to ET and discusses nine to five life for the shipwrecked, anti-social astronauts, saving on invisible ink, how raisons d’etre work, the truth about gout, a new understanding of you Americans, learning from Orson Welles, modesty on public transport, spitting in the theatre of the mind, why x-ray glasses never took off, a logically unsound Meatloaf track (not that one) debuting rafts, rebranding spaceships in the Elongated Musket era, a real doctor’s take on edible paper, mouthwatering tree bark, judging your fictional creations, Identifying with Shithead, a bar asshole by proxy, wasting a cat’s time, cat pants the right way, Let it Be versus Que Sera, and more. CORRECTIONS AND CLARIFICATIONS: Tom Hanks was in fact talking to a football on a stick. Lost Episodes Appeal: IntoYourHead.ie/Lost  Contact: IntoYourHead.ie/Contact NEW – IYH Shorts: IntoYourHead.ie/Shorts License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.