Katie and Ashley pick six huge stories, starting with Jason Witten's return to the NFL and their dream MNF booth (12:07). Then they talk Bryce Harper (16:55), Robert Kraft (22:55), and Johnny Manziel, ganja, and brewskis (31:10). Later, there's a Bachelor Update (53:40) and the Gang placates a voicemail asking them to do an All Fantasy Everything draft from their home states and it works, sort of (58:45). Oh. And there's also a Whiskey Cavalier update (6:30).