Carmen and John present their first of several episodes celebrating National Hispanic Heritage Month by doing a dive deep into the Netflix series "THE DIPLOMAT." What does that show have to do with Hispanics, you ask? Well, it doesn't, but the duo dissect it with the enthusiasm of two overzealous armadillos at an ant fiesta (pretend armadillos are Hispanic and that metaphor totally works. Also pretend armadillos are like anteaters. Thanks.). But wait, there's more! Carmen unveils her monthly "Hispanic To Do's" list for John, which includes deciphering the ancient mysteries of dishwashers and their mystical time-saving properties. In between all this, Carmen valiantly attempts the impossible – teaching John Spanish. WARNING: language lesson may or may not involve a tomato-throwing incident.