Summary: Shawn and Troy talk about AI, AJ Juliani, Conferences, note-taking, getting “Clipped”, and more. Dave is out of this world this week.  Jokes: Imagine if you walked into a room and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. – That’s the punch line. Cleaning windows is a pane. Last night a cinema near me was robbed of over $1,000. The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, two large drinks and a pack of Skittles. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. When I was 6, my dad took me into his workshop and said, ‘Son, someday, this awl will be yours.’ My grandfather invented the cold air balloon. It never really got off the ground. And the award for best neckwear goes to… Well, would you look at that! It’s a tie! People make such a big deal about vegans, but I don’t get it. I’ve never had beef with one. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. A quarter-acre of undeveloped land may not seem like much to some people, but to me, it’s a lot. I bought a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both lefts. Which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it’s just not right. I was 16 minutes late for my first math lecture, 8 minutes late for the second, and 4 minutes late for the third.  At this rate, I’ll never be on time. A friend of mine has a bank account purely for buying raisins.  It’s a current account. What’s the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?  A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally.