About

Hosts John and Hank Green (authors and YouTubers) offer both humorous and heartfelt advice about life’s big and small questions. They bring their personal passions to each episode by sharing the week’s news from Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the fourth-tier English football club).

  • 387: Hard Pivot to Beef
    How do vitamins get assigned letters? How do I deal with a fear of worms? How do gel fingernails work?
  • 386: Play Me Some More Fiddle
    Why does my cat put her mice in the water bowl? How much would it cost to build a real Lego house? Why do batteries bounce when they're dead?
  • 385: Duology
    What's a good place to put stickers? How do I convince my friends to join me in a wolf-and-bear enclosure? Did astronauts know about low gravity on the moon before they got there?
  • 384: A Martian Ocean
    How do you stop caring whether people like you?35:51.395 Why would a 21st century suburban high school have to test for tuberculosis? Has humanity peed an entire ocean yet?
  • 383: The College Freaktacular
    How do I choose what college to apply to? Am I gonna forget everything I learn in school? What do I do after college?
  • 382: Dental Spider-bots
    Why don't batteries last very long? Does Spider-man have to brush his teeth? Can a goose do math?
  • 381: Until Oblivion Hits
    Why do humans have butts? Why does John sound weird this week? Are we doing anything tonight?
  • 380: GreenChat 2024
    What's up with the Green brothers in 2024?
  • 379: Rainbow Moon
    Where is the bit line? Why are some jenga blocks harder to pull than others? Would the moon be the same brightness if it was a different color?
  • 378: Pelican Dream Chat
    Are orcas the only animals that sink ships? Will vodka give flowers a second wind? What pelican-related dreams have you had?
  • 377: Dear Hank and John: Taylor's Version
    How do I get my significant other on board with Taylor Swift? Would Taylor Swift be a good president? What's your opinion on Napoleon Dynamite?
  • 376: Death of the Dad Joke
    Do my pets have better circulation than me? What's the organizational structure of an anarchy club? How do I return a key to someone I don't talk to anymore?
  • 375: The Water Episode
    Why is unsalted water called freshwater? How long would it take to drink a swimming pool? How do I gently reject a fish?
  • 374: Shorter, And Worse, But More Authentic
    Hey, what's up with the podcast now? And how do I destroy a thatched roof in a wind tunnel?
  • 373: Infinitely More Versatile (w/ Mike Trapp!)
    Why do we have Eastern and Pacific time zones? What would happen if I blended a smoothie for a year? What's the most versatile food?
  • 372: Did I Just Glimpse Nirvana?
    What the heck is going on with Dear Hank and John for the next four to six months?
  • 371: Eyeglasses, A Finger, I Dunno
    How do I find meaning in life? f Neanderthals were around today, would they understand memes? Where is it 5 o'clock right now?
  • 370: Solving a Space Murder (w/ Sam Reich!)
    Should cars have two horns? Why are humans the only animal that uses toilet paper? How do cowboys say goodbye?
  • 369: Now It Gets German (w/Sarah Urist Green!)
    Where does the word delete come from? Could a potato take a picture? What shoes are best at deflecting cleats?
  • 368: Cowboys Through and Through (w/ Roman Mars!)
    Are roaches a moral failing? How do they do surgery on a fish? Why do only old people like stinky cheese?