It was said that we would destroy the prequels, not fix them! It's the final part of the finale trilogy, and time for us to discuss Revenge of the Sith. We cover everything from terrible CGI and the worst on-screen chemistry we've ever seen to dying of a broken heart and UNLIMITED POWER! And yes, we bring our own trilogy to its epic conclusion with the LAST EVER Sequelisers pitch... Soundscapes provided by Kusari Space: www.youtube.com/@KusariSpace Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord  BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/sequelisers.bsky.social Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams (and John Williams) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the Sequelisers discuss Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones.

We've teased it, we've threatened it, and we couldn't bring the show to an end without making good on our promise. Finally, the Sequelisers take on the Star Wars prequel trilogy. But in our Star Wars-saturated times, can we even remember what Star Wars looked like back in 1999? And is there anything worth salvaging from the Phantom Menace, or are we throwing the Binks out with the bathwater? Find out, in part one of our galaxy-sized finale. Additional sound design by Kusari Space: www.youtube.com/@KusariSpace Website: www.sequelisers.com/  Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord  Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop  BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/sequelisers.bsky.social Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We said we wanted to finish the podcast with a bang, so here we are. Before our final goodbye specials, we're finally taking on our white whale. Our greatest challenge. Our Phantom Menace. Plus the other two. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is it, folks. The series finale of Sequelisers. What a truly terrible sequel to end on. One of the biggest box office bombs of all time. It's the final episode, the final pitch, and, to put it simply, you are NOT READY for how this ends. Oh, and we may have a few surprises in store along the way too. Website: www.sequelisers.com/  Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord  Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop  Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the Sequelisers fix Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012)

You've heard of beating a dead horse, but how about beating a dead CEO? That's exactly what the makers of Weekend at Bernie's 2 were doing, when they decided that the inexplicably widely-referenced comedy needed a sequel. But can we breathe new life into this one-joke set-up? Website: www.sequelisers.com/  Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord  Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop  BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/sequelisers.bsky.social Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the conclusion of the Patreon vote! Yes, it's time to discuss Eddie Brock and his adventures with his symbiotic best friend. Yes, that includes the Venom horse and even Area 51... But how can we fix it? Can we save Sony's Spider-Man Villain Cinematic Universe? Will Venom finally debut in the MCU? Tune in and find out! Website: www.sequelisers.com/  Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord  Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop  Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the Sequelisers fix Bride Of Re-Animator (1990)

Enter a magical world filled with dog-like dinosaurs, wax Robin Williamses and, unfortunately, Ricky Gervais, as we take a trip to the museum and attempt to fix the second film in this family adventure series. What secrets do we uncover, and what wild card solution will Matt pick to fix the Battle of the Smithsonian? Website: www.sequelisers.com/  Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord  Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop  BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/sequelisers.bsky.social Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're travelling to Pandora to fix the sequel to the highest-grossing film of all time. Oh, and the bad sequel? It's the third-highest-grossing film of all time! And what even is "The Way of Water" anyway?! You'll have to tune in and find out! Website: www.sequelisers.com/  Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord  Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the Sequelisers fix Paddington In Peru (2024)

The original Secret of NIMH kicked off Don Bluth's independent animation studio, and is fondly remembered by many millennials. But the sequel abandons all its ambition and artistry for a cheap cash-in. Can we craft something that better honours the original's legacy? And which Sequeliser is a hardcore Bluth-hater? Website: www.sequelisers.com/  Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord  Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop  BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/sequelisers.bsky.social Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's not quite Scream and not quite Scary Movie, it's those other horror films from the late 90s! I Still Know What You Did Last Summer is a big mess and definitely needs fixing. And yes, the third one is even worse than you remember. Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the Sequelisers fix Alice Through The Looking Glass (2016)

Take a deep breath as we head beneath the thermocline and encounter some bloody big sharks in Meg 2: The Trench. What on earth is a director like Ben Wheatley doing with a Jason Statham sequel, and can a trip to Fun Island redeem this slog of a movie? We answer those questions and many more in this episode. Website: www.sequelisers.com/  Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord  Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop  BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/sequelisers.bsky.social Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're crossing the border to fix a disappointing sequel to a modern classic. 2015's Sicario is a fascinating and harrowing story of what happens on the US-Mexican border. The sequel seemed to learn the wrong lessons from the first film so, it's time for us to fix it! But will it be a sequel, prequel or remake? Listen and find out! Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the Sequelisers fix Moana 2 (2024)

Here it is - the start of our wild card final season, and we're aiming to go out with a bang, beginning with a franchise that kicked off with one of the greatest blockbusters of all time and has delivered nothing but disappointing follow-ups since. Can we salvage the core DNA of Jurassic Park six films in, or is it doomed to slow extinction? Website: www.sequelisers.com/  Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord  Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop  BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/sequelisers.bsky.social Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the Sequelisers discuss the final run of Season 15 films.