There is one name that lives in the hearts of all Dwarves. That name, is KARL. How did Karl become a legend? Why do the dwarves of DRG hail him as a hero? Chris and Kit explore the non-canonical answers to those questions. Episode Art By - Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com

Chris and Kit celebrate one year of podcasting and discuss the origin and evolution of the show. What is your favorite Nontopical moment? Cover art by Chris Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com

Kit and Chris discuss the only important thing in life, POWER! Episode Art By - Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com

Chris and Kit discuss the travesty that is the latest MInecraft Live, and all of the associated release information. What do you like/hate about the latest Minecraft releases? Episode Art By - Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com

Kit and Chris talk about some of the classic TV shows they enjoy together. This includes MAS*H The A-Team Murder, She Wrote Star Trek: The Next Generation What TV shows do you enjoy? How do they stand up to shows today? Episode Art by : Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com

Kit and Chris decide to improve weddings and Valentine’s Day with some new traditions, including beheading a chicken! What ideas do you have for new Valentine or wedding traditions? Episode art by - Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com

Alone in the wilderness, friends gone, limited resources. What do you do!? Kit reflects on how he would survive. Episode Art By: Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com

What would you do if a killer android were after you? Kit and Chris share that they don’t really like their chances… What do you think, how would you survive? Let us know via our feedback address or via the Fediverse! Episode Art By - Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com

Happy 2026 everyone! Please send us some feedback to let us know what you want to hear more of this year! What happens when a renegade elf seeks justice for the poor? You get Elven Hood, an elf who robs from the rich and gives to the poor. Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com

In this special episode we discuss Star Wars Episode 7, what Palpatine does when he retires, and the ultimate purpose of being a Jedi. Episode Art by: Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com

This is the first of two previously unreleased episodes, allowing Kit and Chris a break for the holidays. The original attempt at Episode 5 was where the Cheese Quesadilla became cemented as Nontopical lore and saw the beginning of our demands, er, deals with Hollywood. Show art by: Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com

All Bear, All Cop, he’s Bear Cop! Executive Producer - D1MC3 Episode Art by - Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com

Thanksgiving in America is a day of thanks for most, except the turkey, and this turkey is out for REVENGE. Episode Art by: Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com

Kit and I get back to our roots talking about a Minecraft creature horror adventure! Welcome to Minecraft: The Guardian Episode art by: Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com

Everyone loves The Cat in the Hat, but we think he’s evil and now you can find out why! Episode Art By - Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com

There is nothing artificial about this episode, although we wouldn’t call it intelligent either. We debate the nature of an augmented human vs. an android and Chris remembers a story he came up with a long time ago… Executive Producer - D1MC3 Episode Art By - Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com

What if Subnautica was a movie? Come join us for an undersea adventure of a lifetime! Note: This episode had serious technical issues and has changed the way we approach future recordings. Basically, the phone switched to using its own internal mic while in Chris’s pocket instead of using the wireless ones. Episode Art by: Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com

Kit and I celebrate 10 episodes with a crazy concept, what would it be like to have a game similar to the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie? Apologies for the sound glitches at the end of the episode. Episode art by - Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com

How does cutting weeds inspire an epic sci-fi B film? Who is Charlie? Find out in this episode! Episode Art By - Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com

What do baby sharks in a jar and George Lucas have to do with each other? Find out in this episode! Note - There were some audio issues in this episode. We did what we could. Episode art by Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com