Dick MastersonComedy
Dick MastersonComedy
Dick MastersonComedy
Dick MastersonComedy

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The Dick Show is a weekly science and rage based podcast where everything is a contest and there ams no rules--especially grammar rules. Chock-full of Dick Tips and the answers to questions like, 'Are you a rage?' and 'What even is a libertarian?' The Dick Show. Get some.

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  • Episode 403 - Dick on 89th Place
    I lose the National Puzzling Championship, peeing outside, the Madame Web fakeout, guns for illegal aliens, squatters' rights, an excessive free speech warning from Canada, nuclear disarmament consultants, a AAA game developer writes in, a highschool...
  • Episode 402 - Dick on The Meat Intervention
    A meat intervention, the TikTok ban, Sean and Maddox go on a double date, The TENT Partnership program for refugees, the Yaira trailer, murder clearance rates, fat witches and weight journey spells, Dylan Mulvaney's video, the Black Panther game has a...
  • Episode 401 - Dick on Revenge Bankruptcy
    Sean breaks dozens of golf clubs, Karl's "Queer Kids Stuff" show, puzzle practice, Bible questions, Ralph drives a man into $500k in debt, more secret Maddox recordings, falling aid in Gaza, the Joe Rogan Killer, destroying a painting more better,...
  • Episode 400 - Dick on 1984: Part 2
    Depictions of simulated tobacco use, Big Everything, getting out of a $200 carnival, hidden Maddox tapes are released, the city counsil slayer, "Aronofsky's Pi", Scrabble words that are not allowed, minimum wage exclusions for bread makers, the FBI...
  • Episode 399 - Dick on 100% Content
    A fat woman orders a Lyft, Milei balances the budget, female cops dancing and using doors as target practice, Reddit's smug Terminator robots, Google's history, Australian Jews threaten the entire world, yeast infection bread, a 16 washing...
  • Episode 398 - Dick on Sean's Dog
    Sean's dog comes over, Vinnie and Karl from the Creep-Off call in and play a Vaush game, Maddox makes schizo Valentine's Day cards, a cop filps out over an acorn, a trust in media survey, Ebony Alerts, getting over a bad breakup, Biden brings a Black...
  • Episode 397 - Dick on Bad Photoshops
    A better Putin interview, a guy steals iPhones, lots of Mexicans in the snow Trap Daddy calls in and it's not what you think it is, a reparations lady, The Superbowl over abortions, Gina Carano's stupid lawsuit, and Maddox goes on AM radio; all that...
  • Episode 396 - Dick on Horse-Man
    Horse-Man is here to save the day, Amazon ships tiny-houses for millenials to die in, Miss Plus America, a fat woman interviews Maddox, Love on the Spectrum, Florida outlaws science, immigrants, what's wrong with Elmo, tampons in the boy's room, a...
  • Episode 395 - Dick on Stochastic Feet Stuff
    The Mona Lisa is disrespected, Title IX defenders, The Stochastic Terrorism Bookfair, neo-cervix screenings, the world's largest penis, Vince McMahon is super MeToo'ed, China makes driving safer, Disney swingers, arrested for jokes in a group chat, a...
  • Episode 394 - Dick on Scotch Earth
    Maddox makes another friend who violated a restraining order by attacking her ex, how "crimey" is it getting and why, rain gutters, white people making superhero movies on Mars, Chris the Kiwi's original stalkee, 0nTheJ0hn has another bit, a furry...
  • Episode 393 - Dick on What Makes Your
    Maddox uses a saying wrong, a frightening erotic story, Chris the Kiwi's first stalkee, a bidet accident, an art class, Sean didn't even know about the Jewish tunnels, John Morrison's hair, swatting a baby, and women crashing planes; all that and more...
  • Episode 392 - Dick on Fudgers
    Hitomi Tanaka is in Los Angeles, Maddox finally does a live Q&A and goes to therapy and cries to Boogie about me, Sean gets criticized, Oscar Pistorias is out of prison, a rape happens in VR, FatCon, B-holeWeeb calls in, the Niggler blows his bit,...
  • Episode 391 - Dick on Vinegar Workout Supplements
    Sean gets pranked, I get pranked, Christmas is ruined by family, people making your wife fat, trans women in boxing, how to stop drinking, all the wrong suicides are up, an erotic Uncrustable, and Maddox turns 2024 into the Year of Dick; all that and...
  • Episode 390 - Dick on America's Next Top Pedophile
    "America's Next Top Pedophile", gay dads in Cocomelon, what not to put in a Star Wars movie, someone's gay brother is a royal pain in the butt, Satanism, Vito wants to rig rigging an election, an embarrassing Christmas party, and Sean couldn't make it...
  • Episode 389 - Dick on Somewhat Salad
    A bunch of fat positivity influencers die of heart attacks, Maddox re-releases re-heated re-spaghetti, Satan is beheaded, the interest on the debt, a very specific voicemail, AI BPD girlfriends, and a fat woman eats a salad...or does she? All that and...
  • Episode 388 - Dick on Obsession
    Maddox tries to put me in jail, murrlogic needs pants, women invent a candle-melting machine, basic civics in debates, Chud Logic calls in with questions, a stalker shoots a woman, and trixie has a new podcast; all that and more this week on The Dick...
  • Episode 387 - Dick on The Line in the Sand
    A Gay Disco Jason Christmas, trucks for guys who throw like girls, Lady Ballers and other parallel economy trash, Disease X, Ireland and immigrants vs. Hate Speech, Lizzo tips a golf cart, a finessing sex from OnlyFans models, Christian parents, and...
  • Episode 386 - Dick on Afuera!
    A right-wing fascist libertarian is elected in Argentina, a fake Thanksgiving, a specially abled man throws poop around a Goodwill, fat women try to arrest a man, Fruit Loops goes gay, women crash park a gigantic plane, and the age of consent of...
  • Episode 385 - Dick on Adam22's Birthday Party
    Adam22's birthday party ruins my life, women ruin AI, Israel makes some questionable statements, Stove gets kidnapped and sexually assaulted, a Black disabled Santa, a woman goes on a hunt for her dead husband's seed, turns out PizzaGate was real,...
  • Episode 384 - Dick on Butch Killigan
    Mein Kampf causes problems in the Middle East, Mexicans giggling in the morning, folding laundry, all three world religions are in a contest to annoy you, Sven Stoffels calls in about his comic Butch Killigan and some other things, a guy's wife wants...