SPONSORS: - Shop SKIMS Mens at https://SKIMS.com. #skimspartner - Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/YMH. Promo Code YMH - Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are firing on all cylinders as chaos reigns from start to finish. Christine boldly reclaims her glasses identity (sparking a surprisingly heated household debate), questionable gift choices come under scrutiny, and the internet once again proves it was the greatest mistake. From rage-filled rants about fake followers and bots, to disturbingly confident accountants, fetish podcasters breaking down their very specific preferences, and viral videos featuring hornets, skateboarding trauma, and shower-time courting rituals, this episode will make you cry m, my baby! Tim and Christine also check out more content from their new favorite survivalist, chime in on a Italian man's scam with his dead mother, and go off about people walking among us who aren't as sane as they seem. Add in fart economics, tactical vests for children, holiday gifting advice, and a deep dive into what really makes something “gay,” and you’ve got a classic YMH rollercoaster. Buckle up, Mommy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 839 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:58 - Opening Clip: Fireside Chat 00:07:19 - Clowning Around A Pazsitzky Effect 00:17:00 - Prepared Not Paranoid 00:28:40 - Lipstick Plug 00:30:16 - Bitches Love A Strong Jawline 00:34:39 - Clip: Fart Fetish Confession 00:39:20 - Clip: Domino's Fart Pizza 00:43:18 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:49:34 - MMA Domination 00:51:43 - Hitler Won An Election 00:58:19 - Italian Mom Scam + Plain Clothes Psycho 01:05:38 - Meghan Markle's Salmonella Thanksgiving 01:08:35 - Crack Is Whack 01:14:40 - A Really Cool Story 01:19:38 - TikToks 01:33:49 - Closing Song - "SooWoo" by Josh Del Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code YMH at https://bluechew.com Head to https://Mood.com and use code YOURMOM to find the functional gummy that matches exactly what you're looking for, and let Mood help you discover YOUR perfect mood. Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/YMH . Promo Code YMH New Customers Bet $5 Get $200 in Bonus Bets If Your Bet Wins. The Crown Is Yours! Sign up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. #DKPartner This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina roast bland Thanksgiving food, obsess over an Olympian-level dad at the kiddie pool, fall in love with a furious celibate called GoogleDaddy, and spiral about a paranoid flashlight guy while trying to de-fatten their cat. Plus the main mommies get emotional about Tom’s new Netflix special, check out some more clips from FedSmoker Jr, learn about defending yourself from "clowns", and shop tactical belts for Christmas. Dreamboat Dad: if you're out there, leave a comment for Tom! Your Mom’s House Ep. 838 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT), or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Pass-thru of per wager tax may apply in IL. 1 per new DraftKings customer. Must register new DraftKings account to receive reward Token. Must select Token BEFORE placing min. $5 bet to get 1 promo code to redeem a 3-month NBA League Pass subscription, complimentary of DraftKings,

Tom will be touring in Tacoma, Washington at the Emerald Queen Casino, and after that, Oakland, California, at the Paramount Theatre November 30th. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: - Don’t miss out on early Black Friday deals. Head to https://Wayfair.com now to shop Wayfair’s Black Friday deals for up to 70% off. - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/momshouse - Use code YMH at https://monarch.com in your browser for half off your first year. What's up, Chomos?!? It's a super-sized episode as Tom and Christina spiral into complete chaos as they announce Tom’s brand new Italian bakery opening in Austin, debate the official hierarchy of Small Fat, Mid Fat & Super Fat, and revisit one of YMH’s greatest Cool Guys — the meth dude who “came in 4 strokes.” The mommies also break down a billionaire who lost over $300 million gambling, roast Bezos and Zuckerberg’s glow-ups, and discuss why every CEO is suddenly shredded. Plus: fat pets, fart mics, autistic rant guy, and the saddest cat breastfeeding story ever told. Your Mom’s House Ep. 837 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:46 - A Taste Of IT-Ly 00:05:40 - Opening Chaos & Classic Cool Guy Musings 00:10:55 - What Type Of Fat Are You? 00:19:51 - Clip: Rant On Autism 00:22:26 - Clip: The Drooling Gambler 00:29:47 - Clip: Fat Love 00:35:53 - Fat Pets 00:44:49 - Clip: Ex Liked My Farts 00:46:12 - Fit CEO's 00:54:51 - Tommy Lasorda 00:58:31 - Clip: Dressed Up 01:00:57 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:04:18 - Indian Hospitals 01:08:08 - TikToks 01:14:09 - Closing Song - "Principal Coffee" by Chydah Sneeze Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom will be filming his new stand-up special in Milwaukee at The Riverside Theater on November 14th & 15th! Tickets are still available in Milwaukee for the November 14th show. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour. SPONSORS: - Go to https://Helixsleep.com/YMH for 27% Off Sitewide. - Head to https://BlueChew.com to get your first month of FREE with promo code YMH - Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. It’s almost Jeans-giving, and Tom Segura & Christina P are feeling thankful for historical revisionism, meth-fueled prophets, and the sweet smell of 1700s body odor. The Main Mommies kick things off with a totally factual retelling of Thanksgiving, then dive into life (and death) before antibiotics — when losing a tooth could mean losing your brain. Tom unveils his plan to hit 3% body fat “just to feel something”, Christina confesses her papier-mâché addiction, and they dissect the seeming reincarnation of everyone’s favorite tweaked out double agent asking cops, “What’s your serial number?” Add in J. Lo’s silent treatment to her bus driver, a Barbie with diabetes, and a guy who physically can’t eat a pickle — and you’ve got a classic hour and some change of unhinged YMH magic. Your Mom’s House Ep. 836 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:45 - A Stinky History Lesson 00:08:06 - Opening Clip: What's Your Serial Number? 00:15:49 - FedSmoker Jr 00:20:46 - A Quick Lipshits Plug 00:21:46 - Clip: Cool Neighbor Lady 00:25:48 - Tom’s 3% Body Fat Plan 00:32:15 - Vial & Disgusting Fat Guy 00:38:25 - Christine's Craft Hoarding Intervention 00:43:33 - Piss Break & Diabetes Barbie 00:47:28 - Jennifer Lopez 00:58:35 - Clip: Master Of Clits 01:02:13 - Clip: Afraid Of Pickles 01:06:42 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:12:15 - Clip: Ryan Wants To Be Recognized 01:13:12 - Wyatt Buhl 01:18:00 - Closing Song -"White Girl (With A Fat Ass)" by Odd-Track Numbers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom will be filming his new stand-up special in Milwaukee at The Riverside Theater on November 14th & 15th! Tickets are still available in Milwaukee for the November 14th show. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour. SPONSORS: - Tear. Pour. Live More. Go to http://LIQUIDIV.COM and get 20% off your first order with code YMH at checkout. Tom and Christina are back in the Studio Jeans for another week of really wild finds and the discovery of a possible heir to the FedSmoker crown. Before that, Christina launches her new winter makeup drop (“Cuts You Up”) and the Jeans reminisce about classic reality TV — from Wife Swap’s “God Warrior” meltdown to Ice Cube’s bizarre early-2000s race-swap experiment on FX. They then dive deep into constipation talk (suppositories vs. laxatives), hospital horror stories, and whether couples who don’t fart in front of each other are living a lie. Tom reveals his new fear of contact lenses, Christina roasts his glasses, and finally both spiral into laughter over the reincarnation of a YMH legend on a college campus. What’s Up There Chomo? Your Mom’s House Ep. 835 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:54 - Wife Swap God Warrior 00:09:45 - Opening Clip: No Poop For You 00:12:25 - Good Old Fashioned Brown Talk 00:21:19 - Race Swap Reality Show 00:28:24 - Apartheid Museum 00:31:16 - Clip: Gas Station Photographer 00:35:17 - Dad Eyes 00:40:31 - A New FedSmoker? 00:52:22 - Crazy American Melts Down On Boat 00:56:11 - Christina's Curations 01:08:41 - Wrap Up 01:09:48 - Closing Song - "Vocal Fry Jam" by Gaping Dad Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom will be filming his new stand-up special in Milwaukee at The Riverside Theater on November 14th & 15th! Tickets are still available in Milwaukee for the November 14th show. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour. SPONSORS: - Head to https://Mood.com and use code YOURMOM to find the functional gummy that matches exactly what you're looking for, and let Mood help you discover YOUR perfect mood. - Get organized, refreshed, and ready for the holidays for way less. Head to https://Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home. - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/YMH. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. Happy Hallow Jeans! Welcome to a very spooky and very fashionable episode of Your Mom’s House! 🎃 This week, Tom Segura and Christina P get into the Halloween spirit—well, Christina does—by showing up as Karl Lagerfeld, complete with fingerless gloves and antisocial energy, while Tom is dressed as a Tom Segura who totally forgets his costume. The jeans dive into Karl’s insane quotes, fashion snobbery, and hatred of sweatpants, before somehow landing on Florida’s trashiest white people, Santa-denying parents, and why Jewish holidays can’t compete with Christmas. Then, the Hamburglar aka Ryan Sickler joins the show to talk about his new stand-up special Live and Alive, why his brow lift left him without a Halloween costume, and how bullying might actually build character. Plus, the Main Mommies also show Ryan some horrible or hilarious clips and everything insane they've been watching this week. ROBBLE ROBBLE! Your Mom’s House Ep. 834 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:57 - Opening Clip: Ryan Needs Some Action 00:06:28 - Halloween On Christmas 00:14:14 - Florida Trash 00:22:50 - Fart Eyes Responds 00:25:40 - Some Gay Stuff 00:34:37 - Clip: Exploding Horny Dude 00:37:48 - Bert 00:40:59 - The Hamburglar Roasts Karl Lagerfeld 00:47:17 - Pudding Unc 00:54:08 - Clip: One Eyed Lady 00:56:12 - Clip: Picky Eater 01:02:09 - Sickler's New Special 01:07:28 - Horrible Or Hilar

Tom's traveling across Texas, Amarillo on Nov. 1st, then Lubbock on Nov. 2nd and El Paso on Nov. 6th. Make sure to get your tickets at ⁠https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: - Shop SKIMS Men's at ⁠https://SKIMS.com⁠. - Get 50% Off Monarch Money, the all-in-one financial tool at ⁠https://monarchmoney.com/ymh - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/momshouse Tom Segura and Christina P. welcome world-renowned mentalist Oz Pearlman to Your Mom’s House! Oz stuns the crew with mind-blowing mental tricks, wild psychological insights, and a peek behind the curtain of how he reads people. From guessing Tom’s childhood crush to revealing impossible inside jokes, Oz leaves everyone speechless. Plus, Tom and Christina talk Killarney drunks, pickup artist “Mystery,” and the weirdest viral videos on the internet. Your Mom’s House Ep. 833 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:04 - Opening Clip: Master Of Redneck Accents 00:10:07 - Sham From Killarney 00:17:39 - Clip: No Neck 00:20:16 - Clip: Coochie Confrontation 00:23:03 - Mystery Is Back 00:35:32 - Oz Pearlman Is Here To Blow Our Minds 00:41:07 - Show N Tell 00:46:35 - Ryan Gets Got 00:54:18 - How'd You Get A Job Here? 01:03:16 - Entertaining Steven Spielberg & Other Heroes 01:12:42 - Christine's Turn 01:19:29 - Enny Hates This 01:22:38 - Birthday Money Trick 01:27:07 - Wrap Up 01:29:23 - Closing Song - "It's A Surprise" by DJ Wet Nut Sack Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom's coming to Hanover, Maryland on the 19th as well as all over Indiana Oct. 23th - 26th. Make sure to get your tickets at https://TomSegura.com/Tour SPONSORS: Use the read where they say http://helixsleep.com/YMH Get your first month of BlueChew FREE at https://bluechew.com New Customers Bet $5 Get $300 in Bonus Bets If Your Bet Wins. The Crown Is Yours! Sign up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. #DKPartner Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. Hey, Jeans! Tim’s off at rehab for an eating disorder (allegedly), so Christina welcomes certified Soul Mommy and Not Today Pal co-host Rob Iler to hold down the fort. They dive head-first into the single life, dating red flags, and the thriving world of inmate dating apps — complete with reviews of real prison profiles. Rob reveals his “type,” Christina confesses her John Goodman fantasy, and together they somehow connect it all to asthma, cigarettes, and childhood trauma. If you're in the mood for farts, felons, and philosophy this week, you've come to the right place! Your Mom’s House Ep. 832 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit https://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit https://ccpg.org (CT), or visit https://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in NH/OR/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply. Terms: https://draftkings.com/sportsbook. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Fees may apply in IL. 1 per new customer. Must register new account to receive reward Token. Must select Token BEFORE placing min. $5 bet to receive $300 in Bonus Bets if your bet wins. Min. -500 odds req. Token a

New Jersey and and New York Tom's coming to you Oct. 15th, 17th and 18th. Make sure to get your tickets at https://TomSegura.com/Tour SPONSORS: - Tear. Pour. Live More. Go to http://LIQUID-IV.COM and get 20% off your first order with code YMH at checkout. - Head to https://Mood.com and use code YOURMOM to find the functional gummy that matches exactly what you're looking for, and let Mood help you discover YOUR perfect mood. Welcome back to the Mommy Dome! Tom Segura and Christina P are bleeding with laughter this week—literally. From syncing up their “cycles” to debating who actually looks at their own turds, the mommydom gets raw, messy, and very YMH. Christina shares her discovery that she might be a femboy thanks to TikTok, the two lose it over a Vietnamese café, and a drunk casino regular goes viral for swearing revenge on Encore at 10:30 in the morning. Things get even wilder with a Miami tax-prep guru who doubles as a bizarre influencer, a heated dental update with a hygiene showdown where Tom insists he “knows gums,” and Christina’s revelation about her biggest fear of turning into an emotional vampire. It's bloody good time this week at Your Mom’s House! Your Mom’s House Ep. 831 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:05:33 - Opening Clip: Cafe Bich Nga 00:13:41 - A History Lesson 00:21:16 - Boston Gambler 00:27:20 - Cool Accountant 00:33:33 - Clip: Catching Poops 00:37:05 - Clip: Happy Birthday Fatty 00:37:29 - DENTAL UPDATE 00:43:36 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:51:11 - The Person You're Afraid Of Becoming 00:58:32 - Clip: Rollercoaster Barf 00:58:56 - Clip: Road Rage Cabron 01:03:46 - TikToks 01:18:09 - Closing Song -"Alpha Advice" by WavKingz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Attention Hanover, MD! Tommy Buns is coming to The Hall At Live! Casino, Sunday, October 19. Get tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour Don't miss out on the chance to pick up Christina's 4 new cosmetic products! Evermore Liquid Lipstick, Lip Gloss, and Velvet Crush Blush. Available now at https://christinap.com SPONSORS: - New Customers Bet $5 Get $200 in Bonus Bets If Your Bet Wins. Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans serving up another chaotic episode of Your Mom’s House! Christina unveils her new “witchy” fall lipstick drop while Tom recalls getting mauled by a pro fighter. The gang debates who smells worse—Eastern Europeans or Americans under 25—before diving into wild clips featuring Frankie Fart Eyes, fart orgy requests, and some of the worst porn acting you’ve ever seen. Plus: Tom tells stories of hanging out ringside with BTBs like Mike Tyson and Marshawn Lynch, and Christina defends her controversial stance on “napkin pants.” It’s foul, it’s funny, it’s YMH and it's stinky! Your Mom’s House Ep. 830 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit https://ccpg.org (CT), or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in NH/OR/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Fees may apply in IL. 1 per new customer. Must register new account to receive reward Token. Must select Token BEFORE placing min. $5 bet to receive $200 in Bonus Bets if your bet wins. Min. -500 odds req. Token and Bonus Bets are single-use and non-withdrawable. Token expires 10/19/25. Bonus Bets expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos . Ends 10/12/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:16 - Opening Clip: Fart Eyes 00:12:33 - BTB Type Shit 00:20:14 - Fartmacy 00:28:06 - Smelly M-Fers 00:33:21 - The Worst Smelling Countries List 00:46:56 - Napkin Pants 00:49:25 - Gay Stuff For Enny 00:57:32 - Clip: Fart Drive-Thru 00:58:31 - Clip: WHAT 01:01:10 - Art Update 01:02:30 - Closing Song -"*ss Liquor" by R PATTZ Learn more about your a

SPONSORS: - Shop, save, and SCOOOORE today at https://Wayfair.com. - For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. - Go to https://ThriveMarket.com/YMH to get 30% off your first order and a free $60 gift. - If you’re 21+, try VIIA! For 15% off AND a free gift with your first order head to https://viia.co/YMH and use code YMH! #viiaparter Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans with one of their all-time favorite guests—comedian Ian Bagg! The Mommies dive right in with Ian’s trademark razor-sharp crowd-work style and wild storytelling, picking up where they left off after years of friendship and touring together. Ian shares hilarious memories from their trip to South Africa, including Apartheid Museum awkwardness, getting clowned by local comics, and Bobby Lee’s infamous run-in with some unlucky robbers. They also talk about the chaos of comedy festivals, the strange hierarchy among comics, and what it’s like navigating green rooms, promoters, and fans before a big "Blacks Only" show. Before Ian joins in, Tom and Christina debate a relationship fights where someone says “Nobody cares,” check out a clip of a dude threatening to eat a strangers’ ass, debut some now censored art, get raw with emotion, and take a bite of Fancy Chef's big chocolate bar. Strap in, Jeans, because Baggles is back! Your Mom’s House Ep. 829 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:08:12 - Opening Clip: Buy Christina's New Lipstick 00:14:16 - Clip: Dear Jennifer 00:16:49 - Art Update 00:19:26 - "Nobody Cares" Email 00:31:01 - Clip: Bite Of Your Sexy Ass 00:34:01 - The Main Mommies Get Emotional 00:41:43 - Clip: Fancy Chocolate Bar 00:44:35 - Ian Bagg: Comedy In South Africa 00:52:16 - Green Room 01:01:31 - Clip: Angry Aussie Politician 01:03:11 - Other Canadians & Will Blunderfield 01:12:00 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:19:33 - Iraqi Influencer 01:26:05 - Private Videos In Public 01:31:53 - Black Magic 01:35:17 - TikToks 01:47:20 - Clip: Relationship Advice 01:50:28 - Clip: Not A Real Cop 01:51:03 - Rope Prep & After Care 01:55:47 - Wrap Up 01:56:57 - Closing Song - "Fart Mic" by DJ Fartmoose Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Make sure to watch Jordan's new Netflix special "Take Me With You", streaming now! SPONSORS: Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/momshouse Head to https://BlueChew.com to get your first month FREE. Just use promo code YMH at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping. New Customers Bet $5 Get $200 Instantly in Bonus Bets. Sign up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 25% Off Sitewide. Welcome back to Your Mom’s House with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week Tim and Kristin are joined by comedian Jordan Jensen (Netflix: Take Me With You, Being Ian with Jordan).The mommies kick things off with some cat updates, code switching, and a heated debate about napkin pants. Then Jordan sits down to talk about growing up with two moms and a cowboy dad, why female comics all have “dyke energy,” and the elite nightmare of dating apps like Raya.We get into cold plunges, “gender traitors,” road rage in New York City, fart legends like King Ass Ripper, and Jordan’s on-again-off-again relationships. Plus: the infamous “N-Ain’t Shit” lady, breakdancing protestors, and why sharts aren’t what you think they are.It’s a packed episode full of laughs, chaos, and classic YMH insanity. Your Mom’s House Ep. 828 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT) or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new cus

SPONSORS: - Shop SKIMS Mens at ⁠https://SKIMS.com⁠ - New Customers Bet $5 Get $200 Instantly in Bonus Bets. Sign up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. - Tear. Pour. Live More. Go to ⁠http://LIQUID-IV.COM⁠ and get 20% off your first order with code YMH at checkout. - Get 50% Off Monarch Money, the all-in-one financial tool at https://www.monarchmoney.com/ymh - Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. Tom Segura and Christina P are back in the jeans with a very special guest — the King of Props himself, Carrot Top! From his legendary Vegas run at the Luxor to his wildest corporate gig disasters, Carrot Top brings decades of insane stories, prop magic, and pure chaos. Before Carrot Top enters the Mommy Dome, Tim and Christine The mommies dive deep into everything from Christina’s new artwork of Tom’s body (and perfectly to-scale junk) to DIY butt-stuff therapies, plus ass-worship furniture, queening chairs on Amazon, and the return of the fart mic. Carrot Top talks insane backstage Tonight Show moments and why George Carlin was one of his biggest fans. He also talks growing up in Florida, life in Vegas, Phyllis Diller stealing his joke, and reacts to classic YMH prop man, Uncle Terry. Carrot Top also opens his trunk and shows the Main Mommies some of his latest wacky props. It’s a filthy, hilarious ride with one of the most iconic comics alive. Don’t miss it, Jean. Your Mom’s House Ep. 827 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT) or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. $5+ first-time bet req. Max. $200 issued a

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Make sure to tune in to Muy Mucha Charo! New episodes every other Thursday https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-i3EV1v5hLdW3LCtKigp5hl7Pi38QRNG SPONSORS: Get organized, refreshed, and back to routine for way less. Head to https://wayfair.com right now to shop all things home. Go to https://ThriveMarket.com/YMH and start saving today. Sale ends 8/31. Head to https://adamandeve.com and use code YMH for your discount. This week on Your Mom’s House, Tim and Kristine are out and it’s “My Mom’s House” as Charo sits in for the absent main mommies. Charo hosts a nostalgia fueled clip show, which features fans and guests—including Stavros Halkias, Dr. Drew, Chris Distefano, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Rob Iler, Andrew Santino, Ryan Sickler, Armie Hammer and more—sharing their favorite YMH moments, each leading into a classic clip. Tom’s mom is putting in the leg work and proving you can’t spell “contractually obligated” without Charo! Guest SubmissionsChris Distefano - Ep. 765 https://youtu.be/aDknTsElGcAStavros Halkias - Ep. 711 https://youtu.be/L3zV1AzFisYSteve-O - Ep. 517 https://youtu.be/HjHJ1TY2AAgDr. Drew - Ep. 427 https://youtu.be/zeJkkihtD2AAndrew Santino - Ep. 466 https://youtu.be/0_tdOY6ssbIRyan Sickler - Ep. 735 https://youtu.be/b5WvnO5E8PsJohnny Pemberton - Ep. 612 https://youtu.be/gB1LQBp8nLADuncan Trussell -YMH Live X https://ymhstudios.com/rent-ymh-x/Robert Iler + Jamie-Lynn Sigler - Ep. 561 https://youtu.be/BbNqYAR1ulQSteph Tolev - Ep. 814 https://youtu.be/4Gi917jYvdgMark Normand - 2 Bears, 1 Cave 85 https://youtu.be/cQNH8Djac-cJosh Potter - Home Here Now Doc w/ RPC https://you

Let us know what your favorite Your Mom’s House moment is by submitting a video recording to yourmomspodcast@gmail.com Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/momshouse If you’re 21+, try VIIA! For 15% off AND a free gift with your first order head to https://viia.co/YMH and use code YMH! #viiaparter We have such sights to show you! This week, Christina P sits down with horror icon Doug Bradley, the legendary actor behind Hellraiser’s Pinhead, for a conversation that’s equal parts creepy, funny, and surprisingly tender. Doug dives into the origins of Pinhead’s terrifying look, the philosophy behind horror villains, and what it’s like when strangers recognize him as the guy who tormented their nightmares.Christina presses Doug on whether BDSM aesthetics became mainstream thanks to Cenobites, and if he’s ever had to explain his career choices at awkward family dinners. Doug also shares behind-the-scenes stories of low-budget chaos, midnight makeup chair marathons, and how becoming a horror icon changed his life in ways he never saw coming. With frequent detours into absurdity Doug also proves he’s not just a master of horror—he’s got comedy chops too. This episode is a once-in-a-lifetime crossover of YMH filth and horror royalty...missing it would be a waste of good suffering. Your Mom’s House Ep. 824 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:11 - Let The Conversation Begin 00:04:08 - Opening Clip: Anybody Want These Sandals? 00:05:43 - Clip: Mr. Big Praises Christina 00:07:15 - Photos Of Pinhead 00:14:17 - Pinhead Takes The MTV Movie Awards 00:20:35 - Basic Questions 00:23:19 - Clive Barker 00:31:27 - Behind The Mask 00:38:06 - Hellraiser 00:46:20 - The Origins Of The Cenobites' Names 00:55:41 -

Be sure to visit https://Store.YMHStudios.com for up to 65% off our merch! SPONSORS: Get 50% Off Monarch Money, the all-in-one financial tool http://www.monarchmoney.com/ymh Go to https://helixsleep.com/YMH for 20% Off Sitewide. Get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code YMH at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping. https://bluechew.com This week on Your Mom's House, Tom’s still off making a movie so Christina P calls in comedy legend and professional cigar philosopher Ron White to fill the daddy seat. The two dive right in—covering Ron’s brand-new “49-year-old bombshell” girlfriend, the celestial math that makes their relationship perfect, and why fake boobs just aren’t his thing. Ron spills the story of his ill-fated Paris river cruise, complete with pot smoke, a furious German-sounding captain, and a dramatic escape to a Paris hotel equipped with a literal sex swing.Christina shocks Ron by resurrecting a banned piece of YMH history—the beloved fart mic—and offers it up for live use. They trade stories about prenups gone wrong, vomiting for the sake of Cracker Barrel breakfast, fat roll storage hacks, and just how much sex is “too much” when you’re pushing 70. Plus, Ron shares why he thinks he’s better at stand-up now than ever, how to truly slow down on stage, and the strange gift of being an endearing pervert. From fart sandwiches to Swarovski crystal chairs, and from emotional talks about aging parents to the logistics of anal, this is still a YMH at its purest: filthy, funny, and a little too honest. Your Mom’s House Ep. 823 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:17 - Opening Clip: Fart Sandwich 00:08:04 - The Return Of The Fart Mic 00:13:45 - Ron White's Cruise From Hell 00:24:03 - Paris Sex Swings 00:31:54 - Clip: Dumb Brazilian Tourist 00:33:05

Be sure to visit ⁠https://Store.YMHStudios.com⁠ for up to 65% off our merch! SPONSORS: Squeeze the most out of your Summer with Liquid I.V. Tear. Pour. Live More. Go to https://liquid-iv.com and get 20% off your first order with code YMH at checkout. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. This week, Tom’s off filming a movie and Christina P hijacks the show, steering YMH straight into sun with cosmic warlock Duncan Trussell riding shotgun. What begins as a fart soundboard tutorial quickly devolves into a kaleidoscope of brain-melting nonsense: energy sex, threesomes with the sun, cult recruitment red flags, and why George Washington’s preserved presidential jizz is secretly powering American democracy.Duncan opens up about his time with boner-shaman Will Blunderfield, explains why Scientology might be cheaper than therapy, and introduces us to Avery Blackwell—the brand new, possibly-nude, definitely-gay CEO of YMH Studios. Meanwhile, Christina wages war on National Pet-Your-Dog Day and investigates whether Sydney Sweeney is a genetically engineered eugenics queen sent to confuse Gen Z. This one has everything: conspiracy theories, cult dynamics, emotional nudity, the downfall of morning television, and a surprising amount of reverence for Daniel Day-Lewis. Come for the mommy energy, stay for the cum-powered U.S. government. Your Mom’s House Ep. 822 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:54 - Opening Clip: Fell From Heaven 00:06:14 - Celebrating Women And Cults 00:17:31 - Scientology 00:27:21 - Morning Talk Shows 00:31:30 - A New CEO Of YMH? 00:43:07 - Clip: Latex Man 00:47:51 - George Washington's Baby Batter 00:52:56 - Palette Cleanser 00:55:22 - Sydney Sweeney 01:03:35 - The Macrons Vs Candace Owens 01:11:44 - Duncan's Final Thoughts 01:13:45 - Closing Song -

SPONSORS: Get organized, refreshed, and back to routine for way less. Head to https://wayfair.com right now to shop all things home. Go to https://coorslight.com/YMH to see how Coors Light can amplify your summer. And be sure to keep an eye out onCoors Light’s social handles all summer long for more exciting announcements. This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P welcome back the one and only Charo! Charo isn't only here to collect casino money, she's here to drop major news: she’s launching her own YMH show, Muy Mucha Charo… and let’s just say, it’s already the tits! Charo talks more about her recent move to Austin and how the adjustment is going, and the trio dives into Charo’s own psychological evaluation (spoiler: clinically significant chaos), debates her potential Vegas show “Fart Mistress Live,” and navigates her dream of owning a Mazda Miata convertible—so long as she drives it on the freeway. Plus, Christina’s lipstick line gets a rave review, Bert Kreischer gets body-shamed with love, Charo watches people get hurt against her will, they brainstorm Bad Thoughts season 2 ideas, and Tom reveals a sci-fi colonoscopy story that sends Charo into full-on disownment mode. This episode is a wild ride filled with laughs, borderline diagnoses, mom-manipulation tactics, and of course... plenty of farts. Your Mom’s House Ep. 821 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:05:02 - Opening Clip: Fat Guy Is Full 00:18:24 - Muy Mucha Charo Teaser 00:21:37 - Does Charo Like Austin? 00:29:39 - Farts & Charo Bribes 00:37:54 - Charo's Psych Evaluation Results 00:49:05 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:57:05 - Crazies Behind The Wheel 01:02:21 - Clip: Robot Companion 01:04:44 - Season 2 Of Bad Thoughts 01:15:49 - Closing Song - "BURP" by Wes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Shop outdoor furniture, grills, lawn games, and WAY more for WAY less. Head to https://Wayfair.com right now to explore a HUGE outdoor selection. - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/momshouse - Go to https://ThriveMarket.com/YMH, to get thirty percent off your first order, plus a FREE sixty dollar gift just for signing up. Tom’s fasting, Christina’s gassy, and Joe DeRosa is back with a brand new comedy special and hot sandwich takes about a major New York institution. The show kicks off with a debate over whether fighter pilots could get away with call signs like “Stanky Cock” or “Big Dick.” The Main Mommies next dive deep into the aftermath of their staff psych evals, with borderline revelations, some tampon talk, and a real concern for Enny’s suspiciously normal results. Tom also opens up about his multi-day fast, shrinking penis, and terrifying wellness advice, while Christina celebrates colonics as feminist self-care. Then, Joe DeRosa enters the chat. The trio debates Hitler as a motivational speaker, Dan Peña’s castle energy, building houses on famous murder sites, and the growing arms race of celebrity sex criminals. Joe also dishes on Bradley Cooper visiting his sandwich shop, fantasizes about quitting comedy to work at Best Buy, and breaks down his bleak-but-hilarious new special I Never Promised You a Rose Garden. Plus: forklift fails, Cosby court swagger, Lena Dunham's cones, and how to turn fart jars and armpits into financial freedom. Your Mom’s House Ep. 820 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:08:51 - Opening Clip: I'm Ryan 00:23:11 - Brad Pitt In Fight Club Skinny 00:31:05 - Lena Dunham 00:37:05 - Clip: Bottled Farts 00:39:49 - Joe DeRosa, Dan Pena, & Murder Houses 00:48:28 - The Cosby Problem 00:59:22 - Woody Allen & Roman Polanski 01:13:33 - Drunk News Anchor 01:17:23 - Joe's New Special & Best Buy Fantasy 01:26:27 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:30:47 - Joey Roses Sandwiches 01:40:30 - Closing Song - "2 Catches (Obviously) By Odd-Track Numbers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit