Old School Santa improved kids with lumps of coal ■ Why HALLMARK actors are simp castratos ■ Why do middle-aged Americans look like children? ■ Larry's SICK plan for stadium kiss-cams ■ If Andrew Dice Clay & Sam Kinison did a Hallmark movie ■ GAY Chatgpt tells why Hallmark Romeos are weird ■The REAL MEANING of Christmas

XMAS GRIFTS – spot 'em/smash'em ■ Now everyone is Santa – why? ■ Parents SPANK educators and Apple Inc with "Schools Beyond Screens" ■ In search of ANONYMITY ■ Co-operation is sex for soyboys and girls ■ Why

Why NYC is DOOMED! ■ Why Mamdani's WIG matters! ■ Who are the puppet-masters of NoKings? ■ Larry's clash with NoKings zombies ■ Why Mamdani & Obama are TWINS ■ Why LEFTISTS are always miserable ■ New Commie phrase for hunger ■ Why Mamdani may presage America's downfall

Meet CA's SYKO Gov candidate ■ Truth behind the "I'm Offended" grift ■ Who "stands on dead man's legs?" ■ Why actors (and influencers) are as OBSOLETE as pay phones ■ The pedo founder of the trans movement ■ The character who inspired the Take No Shit ...

Why DEAD RATS make GREAT weapons ■ How Beverly Hills destroyed a shitty neighbor ■ Why fences are FANTASTIC neighbors ■ Larry rewrites Robert Frost ■ Agencies that can help you wreck a neighbor!

Larry's HULK HOGAN tale ■ TSA sez shoes are OK -- WTF? ■ Why is BARBIE diabetic?! ■ Taboo words I'm reviving ■ Why assholes LIKE to be OFFENDED ■ Why RIP is stupid and PASSING THROUGH is cool

Dream or Spirit Channeling? YOU decide! ■ Larry's dream predicts the biggest story of the year ■ Build your own video DREAM RECORDER ■ REM cycles mean jack shit ■ How to know a TRUE friend ■ Larry meets Johnny Rivers and Roger Daltry

FUCKWIT gubmnt agency gives a car to every 15 workers ■ Childproofing destroys America ■ Gubmnt now regulates how you crap! ■ "MFs" wreck your life ■ Why stop/start motors, trigger locks, and lo-flo toilets suck ■ "CHAIR HEIGHT toilets / why you s...

What do GENE SIMMONS & TRUMP have in common? ■ What phrase made Don Draper orgasm? ■ Cadillac's $300k hype-mobile ■ The WORST commercial of ALL TIME ■ What is "The Mayberry Effect?" ■ Are YOU sick of the word "BESPOKE?"

EASY online business makes you RICH ■ How to bankrupt APPLE corp. ■ "In-group homogeneity" – what it is / why it matters ■ How TESLA became a cult ■ The creeps that will ruin mankind ■ Get off the grid – before it's too late!

Why it's OK to hate people on sight ■ Why you should always boo a shitty performance ■ Why open mic nights suck ■ How western culture dulls our instincts ■ What makes victims, victims? ■ Biden and OJ Simpson – any difference?

How Commies seized control of USA ■ How to STOP them from rising again ■ Commie code words you need to know ■ LEGAL immigrant flames ILLEGALS ■ Who NOT to forgive – EVER! ■ God's REAL name ■ Eulogy for DEI

Larry's final FUCK YOU to L.A. ■ A twilight zone experience ■ L.A. Fireman with Million $ salary ■ How Commies destroyed California ■ Can you "Go home again?" ■ Larry attends a SUPER SPREADER event

Want a better Christmas? Here's how ■ The BEST Christmas movie of ALL TIME ■ Rewriting a Beatle's lyric ■ What Larry learned from his visit with 3 ghosts ■ The 8th birthday of That LARRY SHOW ■

EXCLUSIVE AUDIO! of United Health Care murder ■ REACTION! 76,000 laughing emojis and counting ■ PLAYLIST! for taking out a CEO ■ Are YOU a CAPTIVE CONSUMER? ■ The REAL REASON we HATE corporations ■ The world's biggest Ponzi scheme

How to make winning a HABIT ■ LIES life coaches tell us ■ The drug George Carlin named – from the grave! ■ Who and what you need to cut out of your life ■ The REAL REASONS Trump won ■ "Coach" Walz's next job ■ Surefire ways YOU can come back from ...

Which celebrity is a literal GOBLIN? ■ Buxom medieval wench tempts Larry ■ Commie roots of Renaissance Faire ■ Tail-gunner Joe McCarthy – prophet and HERO! ■ Stomach – turning Halloween displays ■ The anti-Commie book YOU NEED TO READ ■ Commie bureaucr...

Larry's step-by-step guide to cheating excellence ■ The joy (and profit!) of cheating ■ How schools, corporations and gubmnt cheat YOU! ■ How Larry cheated the Covid MANDATES ■ Why and when cheating is justified ■ Cheat neat and PROUDLY with this fanta...

Do you HATE arrogant, manipulative, woke corporations? You'll LOVE this episode!

The 4-word cure for lying politicians ■ Is anyone due respect? ■ Who says we must "respect the office?" ■ What's lower than a career politician? ■ The hidden insult in every lie ■ Why do we forgive liars? ■ Bill Clinton's latest insane lies