Some of our favorite parody news from around the web, plus a stinky chicken update, and a nostalgic lookback at GPS navigation tech for our cars. CALL 1-774-462-5667 Boost This Episode: Grab Sats with River!⚡ Strike Makes it Quick it Grab Sats in 100s of Countries Boost with FountainWeb Zap This Episode: Web Zap the Show However you Want!Become a Member:Monthly Jupiter.Party Discount - Only for The Launch!Annual Jupiter.Party Discount - Launch Exclusive! Show Notes:1986: Satellite Navigation for Cars of the Future BBC Archive - YouTubeIn-Car Sat Nav? Without a Satellite? In 1971? BBC Archive - YouTube The OnionNinja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again - YouTubeAmerican Baked Potato Association Study Finds It Best To Load ’Er Up - The OnionBabylon Bee | Fake News You Can Trust42-Minute Delay As Dad Asked To Empty Cargo Pants At TSA Checkpoint | Babylon BeeGrandma Announces She Has Finally Joined MyFace | Babylon BeeSudo Satirical

The Artemis II crew is headed back to Earth, and they've already made history. We'll look at the highlights, tech issues, and how that ride around the dark side went.  CALL 1-774-462-5667 Boost This Episode: Grab Sats with River!⚡ Strike Makes it Quick it Grab Sats in 100s of Countries Boost with FountainWeb Zap This Episode: Web Zap the Show However you Want!Become a Member:Monthly Jupiter.Party Discount - Only for The Launch!Annual Jupiter.Party Discount - Launch Exclusive! Show Notes:WordleArtemis II Crew Speaks From SpaceArtemis II Crew Speaks From Space — Intense Unexpected MomentTwo Microsoft OutlooksHouston, Bluetooth Won't PairArtemis II Astronaut Finds Two Outlook Instances Running on ComputersMoment NASA Loses Contact With Artemis II CrewArtemis II Distance Record ClipArtemis II Crew Headed Back to Earth After Lunar Flyby

Chris' farm has new management, and they are extremely small. Six baby chicks, instant family buy-in, and the start of a whole new adventure. CALL 1-774-462-5667 Boost This Episode: Grab Sats with River!⚡ Strike Makes it Quick it Grab Sats in 100s of Countries Boost with FountainWeb Zap This Episode: Web Zap the Show However you Want!Become a Member:Monthly Jupiter.Party Discount - Only for The Launch!Annual Jupiter.Party Discount - Launch Exclusive! Show Notes:LFNW2026 - Back to RootRaising Chickens For Dummies5 Things To Feed Your Chickens So They Lay Eggs All Year - YouTubeThe most important chicken keeping advice I'll ever give you. - YouTubeOmlet Eglu: The Chicken Coop That Will Make You a Better Chicken Parent - YouTubeOur Chicken Tunnels, Coop, and Run Setup around the Garden - YouTubeThe fancy solution: Eglu Pro Extra Large Chicken Coop with Runs | OmletNASA prepares for Artemis II launch - YouTubeArtemis II Explained | 2026 Mission to the Moon - YouTube

Chris and Ang imagine the next chapter after the kids leave home, Brent survives a packed week, and we dig into a fantastic batch of calls. CALL 1-774-462-5667 Boost This Episode: Grab Sats with River!⚡ Strike Makes it Quick it Grab Sats in 100s of Countries Boost with FountainWeb Zap This Episode: Web Zap the Show However you Want!Become a Member:Monthly Jupiter.Party Discount - Only for The Launch!Annual Jupiter.Party Discount - Launch Exclusive! Show Notes: EMPTY NEST - Opening Theme Song Credits Nightingale — Karaoke from your music libraryOnion HouseDisaster-resilient LuxuryThis Home Survives EF5 Tornadoes, Wildfires, and Costs $0 to Heat. The LA FlexMusic:Justin Lantrip • If I Could See The Future

Self-driving cars are closer than most people realize, and they’re already out on the road with you. We dig into the latest robotaxi hype, the skepticism, and the road trip that changed our minds. CALL 1-774-462-5667 Boost This Episode: Grab Sats with River!⚡ Strike Makes it Quick it Grab Sats in 100s of Countries Boost with FountainWeb Zap This Episode: Web Zap the Show However you Want!Become a Member:Monthly Jupiter.Party Discount - Only for The Launch!Annual Jupiter.Party Discount - Launch Exclusive! Show Notes Students help classmates stay engaged with 'Fidgets for the Future' Where to check out Tesla’s Cybercab during SXSWTesla now has a car with no steering wheel - YouTubeAre Driverless Freight Trucks the New Way to Transport Goods? - YouTubeTesla falls after senators voice skepticism about FSD and lack of lidar - Sherwood NewsTesla cofounder ousted by Musk calls autonomous driving feature ‘crap’ and ‘way too immature’ for the road | FortuneFull Self-Driving (Supervised) Vehicle Safety Report | Tesla

Green beer and ancient legends are the easy part. It’s the memories attached to the day that make it unforgettable. CALL 1-774-462-5667 Boost This Episode: Grab Sats with River!⚡ Strike Makes it Quick it Grab Sats in 100s of Countries Boost with FountainWeb Zap This Episode: Web Zap the Show However you Want!Become a Member:Monthly Jupiter.Party Discount - Only for The Launch!Annual Jupiter.Party Discount - Launch Exclusive! Show Notes: BBC News — St. Patrick’s Day parades, dancing and Chicago river dyed greenChicago Tribune — Chicago celebrates St. Patrick’s Day with green river and paradeSam the Cooking Guy — Corned Beef Recipe VideoGuinness-Spiked Ice Cream with Guinness BrowniesTiny Red House — 1222 28th St NW, Washington, DC$11M Massachusetts Ave NW Townhouse ListingReddit Discussion — Abandoned Massachusetts Ave MansionSkinny Witch House — Seattle, WAMusic:

In 1896, critics claimed the bicycle was "the devil’s advance agent." In 1860, doctors swore trains traveling over 30 mph caused "instant insanity." Today, the panic has a new face and a $20 million price tag. CALL 1-774-462-5667 Boost This Episode: Grab Sats with River!⚡ Strike Makes it Quick it Grab Sats in 100s of Countries Boost with FountainWeb Zap This Episode: Web Zap the Show However you Want!Become a Member:Monthly Jupiter.Party Discount - Only for The Launch!Annual Jupiter.Party Discount - Launch Exclusive! Show Notes: Tech News — AI Regulation & Lobbying Anthropic to Donate $20M to AI Regulation-Backed PAC (Reuters)Anthropic CEO Pushes Regulation Favoring Big Companies (Reason)Context: Anthropic & OpenAI Plan IPO (YouTube)Anthropic CEO: AI Will Surpass Humans SoonClaude Identifies as DeepSeek — stevibe on XAnthropic Can De-Anonymize Users — Lukasz Olejnik on XAI’s Biggest Builders Are Now Its Biggest Lobbyists (Forbes)Past Technology Panics

Apple is bringing video to Apple Podcasts, promising seamless switching between watching and listening. Why Chris isn’t convinced the bigger picture will play out the way Apple hopes. CALL 1-774-462-5667 Boost This Episode: Grab Sats with River!⚡ Strike Makes it Quick it Grab Sats in 100s of Countries Boost with FountainWeb Zap This Episode: Web Zap the Show However you Want!Become a Member:Monthly Jupiter.Party Discount - Only for The Launch!Annual Jupiter.Party Discount - Launch Exclusive! Show Notes: Apple Podcasts Video SwitchingApple Announces Video PodcastsPublish Video to Apple PodcastsApple Video Podcast DemoApple Podcasts Video DetailsMake Video Podcasting OpenAI-Written Rental Listing2024 AI in 2026 Crazy Photo“Fixer Upper” Lake City HomeThe Purple

Discord is rolling out mandatory face scans, and the internet is furious. The debate is loud about privacy, safety, and backlash. But a quieter incentive is driving this move, and almost no one is talking about it yet. CALL 1-774-462-5667 Boost This Episode: Grab Sats with River!⚡ Strike Makes it Quick it Grab Sats in 100s of Countries Boost with FountainWeb Zap This Episode: Web Zap the Show However you Want!Become a Member:Monthly Jupiter.Party Discount - Only for The Launch!Annual Jupiter.Party Discount - Launch Exclusive! Show Notes:LynsaTac Shower ThermometerOver the Door Shower Caddy2 Tier Soap Dish HolderFrameless Shower Door Bottom Seal for Glass DoorsRain-X 630542 Shower Door Water RepellentMr. Clean Magic Eraser SpongeOxygenics 26488 BodySpa RV Handheld ShowerDiscord will require a face scan or ID for full access next monthDiscord says hackers stole government IDs of 70,000 users - Ars Technica

All the bot hype has resulted in some hilariously bad security vulnerabilities. Who could have seen that coming? We'll cover some of the worst. CALL 1-774-462-5667 Boost This Episode: Grab Sats with River!⚡ Strike Makes it Quick it Grab Sats in 100s of Countries Boost with FountainWeb Zap This Episode: Web Zap the Show However you Want!Become a Member:Monthly Jupiter.Party Discount - Only for The Launch!Annual Jupiter.Party Discount - Launch Exclusive! Show Notes: Seahawks fans from around the world descend on Bay Area for Super Bowl 2026 - YouTubePro Football Champion 2026 Predictions & Odds | PolymarketMoltbook: Where AI agents go to socialize with peers - YouTubeReuters: Moltbook social media site for AI agents had major security hole“You all do realize @moltbook is just a REST API and you can literally post anything you want there”RentAHuman.ai - Hire Humans for AI Agents | MCP IntegrationGit & GitHub Crash Course for Beginners [2026] - YouTubeGit and GitHub - Full Course

People are buying Mac minis to run a bot. Seriously. We explain the ClawdBot (now Moltbot) frenzy, what it does, and why some folks are convinced this definitely requires a $700 Mac. CALL 1-774-462-5667 Boost This Episode: Grab Sats with River!⚡ Strike Makes it Quick it Grab Sats in 100s of Countries Boost with FountainShow Notes:Subaru Aftermarket, Performance & Replacement Parts | Subimods — Subimods.comTesery - Tesla Premium Accessories StoreAmazon.com: How Amazon Automotive helps you find the perfect fitting parts: AutomotiveMoltbot — Personal AI Assistant BIG NEWS: We've molted! Clawdbot → Moltbot Clawd → Molty Same lobster soul, new shell.Architecture - Moltbotclawdbot is a security nightmare - YouTubeClawdHubOcean BunkerHangar HomeHandy Skills:self-improving-agent — ClawdHubgog — Google Workspace CLI for Gmail, Calendar, Drive, Contacts, Sheets, and Docs.excel — ClawdHubremind-me — ClawdHub

We discuss why the ultimate power move for your digital sovereignty is a $10 USB port. CALL 1-774-462-5667 Boost This Episode: Grab Sats with River!⚡ Strike Makes it Quick it Grab Sats in 100s of Countries Boost with FountainWeb Zap This Episode: Web Zap the Show However you Want!Become a Member:Monthly Jupiter.Party Discount - Only for The Launch!Annual Jupiter.Party Discount - Launch Exclusive! Show Notes:FreshRSS – Self-hosted feed aggregator. Immich – High-performance local photo backupObsidian – Private, local-first markdown notes.NetNewsWire – Clean, fast RSS for Mac and iOS.Home Assistant – Open-source local home automation.Local-First Web – The philosophy of owning your data.Supernote – For Those Who WriteFreshRSS Extensions:News Assistant – https://github.com/reply2future/xExtension-NewsAssistantArticle Summary – https://github.com/LiangWei88/xExtension-ArticleSummaryOllama Summarizer –

Chris and Angela know their own hobbies cold—but how well do they know each other’s? Plus, Chris drops his best road-trip apps, services, and money-saving tips. CALL 1-774-462-5667 Boost This Episode: Grab Sats with River!⚡ Strike Makes it Quick it Grab Sats in 100s of Countries Boost with FountainVideo Version: Road Wisdom | The Launch! 50 - YouTubeShow Notes:Highway RadarReal-time hazard, police, and traffic alerts crowdsourced by drivers.FreeCampsitesCommunity-mapped free and low-cost places to camp and overnight.iExit – Interstate Exit GuideFind gas, food, and services at upcoming highway exits.AllStays – Rest Stops PlusDetailed data on rest areas, truck stops, and overnight parking.SēkrCurated free and paid overnight spots with community reviews.AutioLocation-aware audio stories that play automatically as you drive.HipcampCampsites and unique stays on private land, from rustic to luxe.Drive WeatherVisualize weather conditions along your entire driving route.Useful ServicesCuriosio – AI Trip PlannerPlans trips

Ang’s setting goals. Chris is setting themes. Same year, very different strategies, and a few personal bangers for the year ahead. Let the planning begin. CALL 1-774-462-5667 Boost This Episode: Grab Sats with River!⚡ Strike Makes it Quick it Grab Sats in 100s of Countries Boost with FountainWeb Zap This Episode: Web Zap the Show However you Want!Become a Member:Monthly Jupiter.Party Discount - Only for The Launch!Annual Jupiter.Party Discount - Launch Exclusive!  Show Notes: Video Version: Domicile Debates | Launch 49 - YouTubeYearly Themes Instead of Resolutions Escapees Mail Service - Domicile & ResidencyInformed Delivery - Mail & Package Notifications | USPSThe Theme System JournalA Drug Den Fixer Upper You can VisualizeSword-wielding man offers 'squatter removal' service in Bay Area - YouTubeSword-wielding man offers 'squatter removal' service in Bay AreaMusic: 

Powerful AI tools are setting the stage for brand-owned influencers. A perfect corporate mouthpiece, and a looming economic threat to human creators. CALL 1-774-462-5667 Boost This Episode: Grab Sats with River!⚡ Strike Makes it Quick it Grab Sats in 100s of Countries Boost with FountainWeb Zap This Episode: Web Zap the Show However you Want!Become a Member:Monthly Jupiter.Party Discount - Only for The Launch!Annual Jupiter.Party Discount - Launch Exclusive! Show Notes:Video Version: Watch this week's LaunchRobyn Schall6 Pack 12 Inch Confetti Cannon Multicolor Confetti Popper Party Shooter Happy New Years Eve Party Supplies 2026Lightspeed Partner Says Sora Will Make Creators 'Far Less Valuable' - Business InsiderWhy Lightspeed Bet on xAI, Neuralink, Suno, Granola, & Pika | Michael Mignano - YouTubeAlmost Fresh EggsAd Read for High Performance CigsLeft Overs Dog FoodValue 4 Value

For the holidays, we’re cracking open the vault with never-before-heard clips and a special twist, and even a few rare moments we actually sounded smart. Festive, surprising, and just self-aware enough. CALL 1-774-462-5667 Boost This Episode: Grab Sats with River!⚡ Strike Makes it Quick it Grab Sats in 100s of Countries Boost with FountainMusic:My Man Hates Christmas By: M & The 501s

An atmospheric river hits the Pacific Northwest, stranding Chris on an island. As floodwaters rise fast, he shares what it’s like when your only road out disappears. Plus, a van update with Brent. CALL 1-774-462-5667 Boost This Episode: Grab Sats with River!⚡ Strike Makes it Quick it Grab Sats in 100s of Countries Boost with FountainShow Notes:Third day of atmospheric river ahead for Wednesday | WEDNESDAY MORNING UPDATE - YouTubeSkagit River to exceed 2021 flood, upriver residents urged to prepare for evacuation - YouTubeSkagit County orders Level 3 evacuations as Skagit River rises rapidly | FOX 13 Seattle - YouTubeBREAKING: City of Burlington under evacuation orders - YouTubeCoast Guard rescues people stranded by Washington flooding - YouTubeCoast Guard rescues people stranded by Washington flooding - YouTubeSkagit County under NWS Flood Watch, Level 2 (Get Set) evacuation warning issued - YouTubeTsunami stone - WikipediaTsunami Stones: Ancient Japanese Markers Warn Builders of High Water - 99% InvisibleW1209 Temperature Control Switch (Thermostat Sensor Module)Amazon.com: HiLetgo 2pcs W1209 12V DC Digital Temperature Controller

A mass executive exit is tearing through Apple’s leadership ranks. The biggest shake-up since Steve Jobs is unfolding in real time, and we think we know why now. CALL 1-774-462-5667 Boost This Episode: Grab Sats with River!⚡ Strike Makes it Quick it Grab Sats in 100s of Countries Boost with FountainShow Notes: Apple's executive shake-up continues. - YouTubeThe Apple Executive Exodus Visualized Apple chip chief weighs exit: Report - YouTubeApple chip leader Johny Srouji squashes exit rumors - YouTubeTim Cook Tells WIRED No Specific Time, but Sooner than LaterApple intensifies succession planning for CEO Tim Cook, FT reports | REUTERS - YouTubeTim Cook says he plans to retire within the next 10 years - AppleTrackWhen will Tim Cook leave Apple? | Trade on KalshiCult Compound Ready to GoBrutalism isn't just for Governments HouseMusic:Man! It's Christmas By: Jimmie Bratcher

Chris is suiting up for the biggest fight of the winter, and what he’s up against might surprise you. CALL 1-774-462-5667  Boost This Episode: Grab Sats with River!⚡ Strike Makes it Quick it Grab Sats in 100s of Countries Boost with FountainWeb Zap This Episode: Web Zap the Show However you Want!Become a Member:Monthly Jupiter.Party Discount - Only for The Launch!Annual Jupiter.Party Discount - Launch Exclusive!  Show Notes TSA says travelers with no REAL I.D. face a hefty fee - YouTubeHealth Watch: Norovirus - YouTubeDoctor's Best PepZin GI, Zinc-L-Carnosine ComplexAnother Crack at a Classic Idea…The Prepper RouteMusic: Cold Hearted By: snju

Yet more Flock camera drama from one secret button trick. Meanwhile, Flock clones are spilling into bathrooms, RF trackers, and every “smart safety” gadget in sight. It’s getting bigger, not smarter. CALL 1-774-462-5667 Boost This Episode: Grab Sats with River!⚡ Strike Makes it Quick it Grab Sats in 100s of Countries Boost with FountainWeb Zap This Episode: Web Zap the Show However you Want!Become a Member:Monthly Jupiter.Party Discount - Only for The Launch!Annual Jupiter.Party Discount - Launch Exclusive! Show Notes Researchers say Flock cameras are easy to hack - YouTubeWe Hacked Flock Safety Cameras in under 30 Seconds. - YouTubeFlock Camera Vulnerability: It's Worse Than You ThinkWashington court rules Flock Safety camera images are public records Stanwood, Sedro-Woolley appeal Flock public records decision | HeraldNet.com$8 License Plate Privacy Tip that really works! Privacy taught by a real-world Private Investigator. - YouTubeMore than 600 Flock camera locations in Hampton Roads are public for the first time. See the map. – The Virginian-Pilo