🛫 Joe's Mysterious Job & South American Hitler Sightings 00:00:00 - The hosts speculate on Joe's new job, possibly involving out-of-state travel and "cracking skulls" as a project manager. They revisit a previous caller who shared theories on Nazis and Hitler hiding in South America, linking it to classic Elvis sightings and mysticism. 📉 Trump's Tariffs & Economic Apocalypse 00:10:00 - Trump announces reciprocal tariffs, presented humorously with a Jeff Goldblum voiceover. The hosts debate potential effects on the global economy and discuss media reactions to Trump's move. They highlight how uncertainty affects the markets more than the policy itself. 🏛️ Democrats Once Loved Tariffs? 00:20:00 - Vintage clips of Pelosi, Bernie Sanders, and Chuck Schumer reveal their past support for tariffs and immigration control. The hosts note the surprising ideological switch in party lines, suggesting globalism and neocon influence reshaped Democratic policies over decades. 😤 Revenge Politics & Deindustrialization Fallout 00:30:00 - The show explores how working-class Americans might support tariffs not out of logic, but revenge for years of economic neglect. They analyze how service economies replaced manufacturing and predict long-term benefits if Trump's tariff plans stick. 🛒 Groceries, Tariffs & Domestic Avocados 00:40:00 - A Good Morning America segment forecasts grocery price hikes on imports like olive oil and alcohol, but minor effects on staples like meat and produce. Domestic agriculture (like California avocados) may actually benefit. RFK Jr. is mentioned for possible food regulation reforms. 🌍 Japan Megaquake & Plasma Alien Revenge 00:50:00 - A megaquake warning is issued for Japan. The show shifts to a CIA document claiming aliens turned Soviet soldiers into stone after a UFO shoot-down. The bizarre tale includes aliens fusing into a plasma ball—regurgitated from a 2017 viral news cycle. 🛸 UFO Plasma Balls, Remote Viewing, & Roswell Parallels 01:00:00 - More details on the alien "revenge" incident: a plasma explosion turns soldiers to limestone. Hosts discuss parallels to Roswell, predator-like self-destruction, and the enduring image of the "Grays" in pop culture. Roger Moore's 90s UFO doc is mentioned. 👽 Star Trek First Contact Day & Nazi Aliens?! 01:10:00 - It's First Contact Day (April 5), a Star Trek holiday. The show jokes about aliens giving Nazi salutes, drawing links to sci-fi cultur