The Glorious Free Republic of Yorkshire is the mightiest new nation state that emerged a few decades ago from the troubled era that was early 21st century Britain. In this episode, we have an extended report on the secret police open day in Skelmanthorpe. We peruse the many police stalls and eavesdrop on a chat Detective Inspector Ahab has with the local primary school children. All the (government approved) info and entertainment you could possibly want, packed into one show.