Intro

ROI

Health Segment

Can You All of a Sudden Be Allergic to Nuts?

Coffee leads US caffeine intake as tea declines

The Dark Truth About Diet Coke

Here's Why You Keep Waking Up With a Headache

Happiness Segment

Pierced by Cupid’s Sedan, Woman Forgives and Marries Motorist Who Accidentally Ran Her Over

Colorado Woman Donates Kidney to Save Pennsylvania Man 35 Years After They Went to Prom Together

Cavalcade of Stupidity

Tales from Rideshare

Toast and Jam

What’s Pheonix Cooking? Chef's Salad w/ Parm Peppercorn Ranch

Jolly Roger

Cheshire Cat

Yay or Nay

Higher Consciousness

Kratom to be tested for addiction risk in clinical trial

Woody Harrelson Wishes He Could Invite Bob Marley To His Marijuana Dispensary—But Fears The Reggae Legend Would Out-Smoke Him

Lotus Tech Tips

A Disney Worker Downloaded an AI Tool. It Led to a Hack That Ruined His Life

Amnesty Finds Cellebrite's Zero-Day Used to Unlock Serbian Activist's Android Phone

The Junk Drawer

Rogan calls their cookies 'toxic' on his podcast

Oh My: Dead Body Placed Next To Couple On Qatar Airways Flight

Last Call

Cavalcade of Stupidity Part Deux

iPhones are replacing 'Trump' with 'racist' during dictation – but Apple is fixing the problem

Grace Slick recalls her wildest moments, from sleeping with Jim Morrison to plotting to dose Nixon

I-40 BETWEEN TENN. AND NORTH C. TO REOPEN TO RESTRICTED TRAFFIC THIS SATURDAY

This Is The Very Definition Of F**k Around And Find Out

Outro