00:00:00 - Kicking Off Monster May and Lizard Man Tease Joe is absent; hosts riff on audio gear and life updates, then introduce "Monster May." Plans to explore cryptids like Mothman, Bigfoot, and others throughout the month. First monster: the Lizard Man of Scape Ore Swamp in South Carolina, introduced through the 1988 encounter of Chris Davis. 00:10:00 - The Lizard Man Attack and Community Panic Chris Davis recounts being attacked by a red-eyed, green-skinned lizard creature while changing a tire. Vehicle damage substantiates the claim; police file a report after Chris passes a polygraph. Other sightings and strange noises follow; the creature reappears 20 years later in 2008 with similar bizarre damage incidents and missing animals. 00:20:00 - Cryptids and the Return of the Hum Hosts compare Lizard Man behavior with other cryptids like Dogman and Mothman. A mysterious low-frequency hum plagues a Scottish island, part of a wider global phenomenon. 00:30:00 - Theories on the Global Hum Reports from Ireland, England, Canada, and more; no clear cause found. Theories range from submarine communications and electromagnetic radiation to mating fish. Personal anecdote of a man who hears mechanical sounds under his house fuels underground base speculation. 00:40:00 - National Paranormal Day Stats and Fun Facts Discussion about National Paranormal Day; ghost and vampire belief stats shared. Hosts mock poorly written AI holiday content and reflect on changing perceptions of paranormal topics. 00:50:00 - UFO Photos, Debunkings, and Disclosure Drama Lou Elizondo's new "mothership" UFO image quickly debunked as irrigation ponds.