David Waldman and Greg Dworkin count down the days... to any holiday you choose, as long as it improves upon today. Ahrrr! There be pirates! And they be us! Donald K. Trump notes that it was a really big boat, and that it had some oil for him. Venezuela notes that this traditionally is the final step before the ground invasion. And just when Gops had solved the previous war crimes hiccup too. Next stop, Columbia. Don't worry, thanks to the Pentagon, Don Jr.