The fellas are back and hotter than a $2 pistol! On this episode of the Simple Minds Sports Show, Chief Bobby takes us Up and Down the Totem Pole, giving props to the Cavs' historic beatdown and roasting the Browns’ draft-day dumpster fire. From Abdul Carter's jersey drama to the Rockies playing like a high school JV team, ain't nobody safe!Then, it’s Celtics time. The Green send the Magic straight back to Disney World with a beatdown for the ages. Tatum channels his inner Bird, Brown still looks iffy, and Coach Mazzula finally stops chuckin' threes like it's a YMCA open gym. We break down the stats, the vibes, and the soft whining of Jamahl Mosely.To wrap it up, the boys take a trip around the NBA playoffs: Giannis chokes again, the Knicks are sad, Warriors hang on by a thread, and Belichick… Lord help him, someone get that man a conservatorship.📋 Show Notes:⬆️⬇️ Up and Down the Totem Pole with Chief Bobby⬆️ Cavs – 4-0 sweep of the Heat, 122-point series margin record. Yowza.⬇️ Browns – Classic Browns. Passed on elite talent, drafted Dillon Gabriel and Shedeur Sanders late. Woof times two.⬇️ Abdul Carter – Rookie arrogance at full blast. Wants a retired NFL legend’s number. Chief says: “This guy’s an asshole.”⬇️ Rockies – 4 total wins. Could lose to a damn Pop Warner team.⬆️ Juvenile Behavior – Prank draft calls? Now that’s the spirit.⬇️ Bill Belichick – It’s gone from awkward to downright sad. Elder abuse incoming.🏀 Celtics Send the Magic HomeFinal: Celtics 120 – Magic 89Series win: Celtics 4-1Tatum: 35 pts / 8 reb / 10 astThird straight 30-point playoff game — Only Larry Legend has done that.Brown: 23 pts / 6 reb / 3 ast – Something’s off...Magic:Banchero: 19-9-6 but fouled out early.Wagner: 25-4-4 – But not enough.Key Takeaways:Magic = Hacks. Jamahl Mosely won the whine contest.Tatum's awake – Can he stay that way?Mazzula finally adjusted:Only 24 3PTAs in Game 5.Celtics dominated the paint and hit 21/24 FTs.Tatum: 3 straight games perfect from the line.Problem with the refs? Eh, maybe. But Magic were outclassed.🏀 NBA Playoffs RoundupBucks Collapse – Blow 10-point lead, Haliburton dagger.Giannis: “Simple Minds” material confirmed.Knicks Implode – Sad trombone.Warriors Still Kickin’ – Old but stubborn.Heat Embarrassed – Cavs ended them fast.Lakers Eliminated – JJ hates subs, Lakers hate winning.Got takes hotter than Tatum’s jumper? Hit that follow button and yell at us on socials @SimpleMindsSports!Listen to this full episode on:Spotifyhttps://open.spotify.com/show/4JOz2aBEi3yQt2QEjbSqGV?si=e75a42c1a56c41f2&nd=1&dlsi=d0fc5e509b3f40a3iTuneshttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-simple-minds-sports-show/id1518138259Follow us on:Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@simplemindssports2919LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/simple-minds-spo