Andrew and David discuss USC vacating wins AND loses. Then Winners and Losers of the week, featuring Ariel Winter and Randy Moss's diet (6:10). Stories from around the NFL in week 1, including Carson Palmer, Andy Dalton, Chargers, Browns, Cowboys, Vikings and more (17:25). Then, in honor of T.J. Watt, things in our life we are not satisfied with (24:55). College football's second week, including discussion on Josh Rosen's pick for most athletic sport (29:46). Where are They Now, for Alexa Vega, Jennette McCurdy, Greg Louganis (39:25). A check in on baseball with the Indians, D-Backs, Dodgers, and Gary Sanchez (48:09). And the first round of listener questions ever.  Follow us on twitter and instagram @proseandcahns