Intro

ROI

Health Segment

Wait—Ozempic Is Linked to ED?

ELON MUSK SHOWS OFF WEIGHT LOSS IN SANTA PIC
... 'Like Cocaine Bear,' But With Mounjaro!

Commercial tea bags release millions of microplastics, entering human intestinal cells

6 Foods (and 3 Drinks) That Put a Strain on Your Metabolism—and Why It Matters

Impressive Health Benefits of Mint

Happiness Segment

A dad asked a server for the check, he got something unexpected instead

How Texas 'miracle baby' might have been saved by his twin brother in the womb

Cavalcade of Stupidity

Tales from Rideshare

Toast and Jam

What’s Pheonix Cooking? Italian Wedding Soup

Yay or Nay

Higher Consciousness

Wild West of THC: Texas hemp shops can sell weed and ‘no one’s gonna stop them,’ ag commish says

Judge temporarily blocks new Tennessee rules that would have banned popular hemp products

Back of the Napkin

6 Easy Ways To Make Your Smart Home More Secure

Google to court: we’ll change our Apple deal, but please let us keep Chrome

The Junk Drawer

Arrogant Kamala Harris told union boss she’d win election ‘with or without you’ — before crushing loss: official

Sprechen Sie Deutsch, Hans Gruber?

Last Call

Kilauea volcano erupts in Hawaii, sending lava spewing along summit caldera

Security Vendor Releases Hi-Sev during Holiday Freeze Period

Outro