Curb Your Enthusiasm’s perfect finale, Eclipse exhaustion, Ricky Martin’s on-stage boner, AOC v. A.I., Jellyroll wins the CMTs, and Caitlin Clark’s TV ratings were through the roof. The eclipse happened. Some people are saying it was overrated. Trudi theme-worked today at 106.7 WLLZ. Soft people claimed they contracted ‘eclipse sickness’. Curb Your Enthusiasm perfectly wrapped up forever last night. Ricky Martin was Madonna’s special guest on stage last night. He responded by getting an erection. The Kardashians go on Spring Break from not working. More trouble for Morgan Wallen. Three felony charges for the country star for throwing a chair off of a building. Pride of Detroit has podcasting problems, but their great blog remains. AOC’s very mad that there are so many Deep Fake A.I. porno’s with her in them. Donald Trump is suing a judge over a gag order. More student loan forgiveness from Joe Biden. RIP to this dude’s weiner. The South Carolina Gamecocks defeated Caitlin Clark and the Iowa Hawkeyes to win the Women’s NCAA Title. A lot of people watched the game. It is impossible to be a woman. The CMT Awards happened last night. Jelly Roll was a big winner, but his wife’s “sex worker” past is confusing some people.