Girthy Asparagus and Gardening tips. Don't get a tattoo or you might find yourself in a Central American Super prison. The deportation flubs of the Trump admin might be overshadowed by a potential third Trump term, which can only be the distraction of the week! Israel is back doing what it does best, killing Muslims and pretending its a victim. Good on you Netanyahu. We revisit the Turkey protests and bring up a new theory and everything boils down to a single body of water. France has ousted Marie Le Pen from politics, no surprise as Ursula tightens her grip around the neck of the EU states. There is a lot more, but it's late and Dan is tired. Just listen its a banger.   Art: Back to Back win for Woof. A dynamite piece from a dynamite fella.     Executive Producers for MMO #163 Cousin Vito Colin Schultz   Fiat Fun Coupon Donators: Eli the Coffee Guy CoinCat Boobs & Beer Praetor Hempress Emily M. Ethan C. Trashman Piez   Boosters: lavish | 6,666 | BAG DADDY BOOSTER! phifer 🪕 | 4,444 lavish | 1,000 rnrbh | 500 Piez | 420 Sir Jared of South Burien | 333 ericpp | 333 Piez | 100     Dan's Sources Finland's president reveals Trump 'frustrated' by talks with Russia Baltics and Poland announce planned withdrawal from landmine treaty Bulgaria expels 70 Russian diplomats over espionage claims "MADDEST Story I've Ever Seen!" | Toddler KICKED OUT Of Nursery For Being Transphobic Trump says he's considering ways to serve third term as president Trump threatens bombin

Bro, The group chat got leaked! Chaos, Confusion, and Carelessness. We cover the Signal Houthi Chat leak as it's sure to dominate headlines for the next week at least. Tesla's are ablaze and JD Vance is the important one, remember that, Elon! Tren de Araguas son personas nongratas en los Estados Unidos. 23 and Me is going under and ready to sell your genetic data to the highest bidder. Surging in the polls, Canada's Carney calls for snap elections to continue the Trudeau clown state of Commida. Erdogan in Turkey is underfire for being anti-democratic, while barring political rivals in Romania is as democratic as it gets. There's a bunch of other stuff, but you'll just have to listen.   Art by woof! An amazing piece exactly what we envisioned. Think you can beat him? Send your art to   Donation Summary Executive Producer of MMO #162: Leif Hart   Fiat Fun Coupon Donators Sam S. Of Bourblandia & Beargrass Wiirdo ChuckyChuckles Nail Lord of Gaylord Piez   This weeks Boosters: lavish | 6,666 | BAG DADDY BOOSTER! makeheroism | 4,444 ericpp | 3,333 boolysteed | 2,222 lavish | 1,000 rnrbh | 500 Sir Jared of South Burien | 333 Piez | 100 garduss | 100 Piez | 100   Dan's Sources What the polls are saying about the election on Day 1 Canada's PM calls election, says Trump 'wants to break us' | REUTERS George Simion Surges After Calin Georgescu’s Exit! Romania’s Election Heats Up | Times Now World DR Congo Wants A Ukraine-Like Minerals Deal With Trump? | World News | WION Dispatch Group chat with Yemen war plans accidentally shared with reporter appear 'authentic': Official

Wiirdo's Gofundme link: https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-needed-for-aarons-family-loss or https://give.mmo.show   Oh my! The climate is getting worse. Find out when global warming is the actual impact and when it's just weather. The measles are back for the first time since......2019. If only there was a common remedy for it, maybe you should read the headlines. Doge possibly might have sort of done something 'likely unconstitutional', sounds like a solid case. Trump wants to hand the world over to Putin by negotiating a peace deal with Ukraine, meanwhile the EU wants to fund Ukraine's war chest. Schumer can't do his Book on Antisemitism tour, because of ......... the Democratic base? Serbia may have used a sound to make a hole in a crowd. All that and much more in MMO #161   Art Supplied by Surveyor Jose! Block out those Sonic Weapons with MMO today!     Executive Producers for MMO #161: Colin Schultz   Fiat Fun Coupon Donators: Eli The Coffee Guy Trashman Plaidpotion Wiirdo Øystein Berge Piez   This Week's Boosters: makeheroism | 4,444 | BAG DADDY BOOSTER! ericpp | 3,333 boolysteed | 2,222 Piez | 100 garduss | 100     Dan's Sources: Some Democrats attack Schumer over allowing government spending deal to pass BREAKING: Israel-Hamas ceasefire over as IDF carries out strikes in Gaza Strip 'Don't try me today, Scotty': Cari Champion & Scott Jennings debate new poll Chuck Schumer postpones book tour Rwanda cuts ties with Belgium, orders diplomats to leave Russia's Vladimi

Dan is sick, but does he sound sick or sexy? A lot is happening in Syria, as HTS kills minority populations and the kurds agree to play nice with Al-julani. Romania said suspends democracy due to Russian interference. Congo is in trouble and wants to do

SNE159 SNE159 Show notes #159The Oval Office Definitely Dominated the media this week. We dive into the meeting itself, the worlds reaction, and the outcome. We highlight what we

We are back after a week hiatus. In MMO #158, we catch you up on all the reforms and “Chaos and Confusion” surrounding the Trump admin. Don Bongina leaves his podcast for a new career. Joy Reid just have a podcast of her own in the works. Ger

The US media refuses to cover the Congo and Rwanda tiff, so we dug deep for more updates and build out our theories with even more information. The Balkans are going nuts. New Kosovo president, a Rod is striking in Serbia, Romania’s president is st

A busy news week means a long MMO, a Top 25 Millennial Podcast! We’ve got exciting Rwanda updates, including an even better understanding of the playing and potential BRICS v NATO shadow players. Breaking News out of Gaza, Clip Custodian was able t

The USA is an a state of disarray! Immigrant Children are being “attacked”, Jim Acosta has succumbed to the DARKNESS, Selena Gomez is hopelessly crying. Man, how did things get so bad, so fast? At least that’s what the Media wants you t

Biden is out the door, and Teflon Don is in control. As a parting gift, Biden issued pardons to just about everyone citing the threat of Trump. Gotcha journalism is back, now that the era of propping up Uncle Bernie is over. Tom Homan might speak like a

You boys like Africa? I hope so because John brought about 40 clips about it. LA is burning down. Mexicans are starting more fires and putting them out. Trump and Captain Hair Gel Newscum are pointing fingers at each other. The UK and US’s healthca

Winter Storm Blair has graced the Midwest with feet of snow. Unusual weather for …….. WINTER! Trump is not only going to claim Greenland, Seize Canada, reclaim the Panama Canal, and rename of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of ‘Murica. L

Happy 2025! Start your year off on the Offensive. After a week off in honor of baby Jesus, we’ve returned to unpack the deranged world and it’s horrific events. We talk about Elon and Vivek’s love of Indians and the surrounding controve

The 150th Episode of MMO, Can you Believe it? 3 years of the Offensive. Tonight, we briefly revisited Luigi with some new insights from a friend about his state of mind. We give our best read on the New Jersey drone situation. Is it aliens? Is it Iran? I

Mama Mia, Luigi ate a mushroom and killed a guy! We dive into the lore surrounding the UHC CEO killer and a couple of additional facts the media doesn’t mention. Daniel Penny is a free man probably due to racism. IDK, you’ll have to listen to

Happy Invasion Day! Learn what that means and what won’t happen. South Korea was in a state of Marshall law for about an hour in what has to be the worst coup attempt since ‘nam. Syria is popping off, learn who is who, and where their funding is coming f

MMO # 147 is in before Turkey Day! We “Hold Space” for the drones hitting Ukraine. Compare the economics of warfare, and get an opinion from Ian Bremmer that might actually be of substance. Romania held a presidential election with SHOCKING r

The TDS has spread around the world! Biden unleashes the ATACMS to be used inside Russian territory. Is this a strategic undermining of Trump, an attempt to kick start WWIII, or is there even a more plausible explanation?  Zelensky broadcasts he kno

MMO #145 comes a week after Trumps victory over the perfect candidate that ran a perfect campaign, Kamala. As expected, there has been quite a bit of fall out since and the Media propaganda machine has spun people up into a frenzy. If you voted for Trump

It’s Election Night in America. Listen to us cover a few global stories, election news coverage, and read live results as the states start to roll in.   Associate Executive Producer of MMO #144: Anon Ethan Crawley Emily the Fed   This w