VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 415 Producers: harvhat, ChadF, ericpp, HeyCitizen, makeheroism, marykateultra, trashman PO BOX 410154 KCMO, 64141 Intro/Outro: e s c p - Afterglow Love FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever peed outside. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever sat on Santa's lap. TOP THREE 33 Japan assesses damage from 7.5 magnitude quake that injured 33 (The Hindu) Royal Caribbean passenger who died on board cruise ship was served 33 drinks, lawsuit claims (CBS News) Michigan gas prices continue to plummet, down 33 cents from last month (Detroit Free Press) Sudanese paramilitary drone attack kills 50, including 33 children in Kordofan, doctor group says (The Associated Press) Pennsylvania University purchases 33 acres of property from military college (Military.com) Glam model, 33, left fighting for life after vanishing for two weeks, suffering brutal beating requiring brain surgery (The US Sun) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Former high-ranking DEA agent accused conspiring to traffic drugs, launder millions of dollars for a Mexican cartel (CNN) Former Honduras President Juan Orlando Hernandez freed after Trump pardon (AP) Lawsuit: Curaleaf let ad-tech firms spy on Floridians' medical marijuana shopping (Miami New Times) Massachusetts court rules in favor of alleged marijuana dealer over police's 'unconstitutional search' (Boston Herald) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us AC/DC's Mistress of Christmas. Follow along with his shenanigans @SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Bitcoin MENA Michael Saylor talks Bitcoin strategy at MENA: 'We are buying all of it' (Bitcoin Magazine) Jack Mallers vows to buy as much Bitcoin as possible (Bitcoin Magazine) Andrew Tate's Bitcoin post sparks MicroStrategy debate (Yahoo Finance)