Intro

ROI

Health Segment

Almost 70% of US adults would be deemed obese based on new definition, study finds

How Sugar Alcohols Might Be Messing With Your Gut

SHOULD I START SNIFFING ROSEMARY?

Happiness Segment

Crushed by a Car, a Stranger Comforted Him Until Help Arrived – Now They’re Getting Married

Flock of Goats Hits the Slopes of Vermont Ski Resort as Eco-Friendly Landscaping Option

Cavalcade of Stupidity

Tales from Rideshare

Toast and Jam

What’s Pheonix Cooking?

PhoneBoy Speaks Again

Weigh-In

Higher Consciousness

Colombia’s Bold Offer to Trump: Legal Weed Exports for Peace

Whiskey Company Scales Back Operations, Citing ‘Consumer Shifts’ Toward Marijuana As Alcohol Alternative

Lotus Tech Tips

Amazon’s DNS problem knocked out half the web, likely costing billions

Robby Starbuck sues Google after AI bot accused him of sex assault, links to white supremacist

The Junk Drawer

AI Deepfakes Fueling Digitally-Enabled Crime-Wave In The Freight Industry

Beyond Meat Crashes On Debt-Swap Plan As Fake Food Trend Goes Bust

Last Call

Protein Powders, Shakes Test Positive for High Levels of Lead, Report Finds

Timex is resurrecting its first LCD watch 50 years later

hy doesn’t Cards Against Humanity print its game in the US? It’s complicated.

'Butt breathing' might soon be a real medical treatment

Outro