My Dad Wrote A Porno
My Dad Wrote A Porno • Comedy
My Dad Wrote A Porno • Comedy
My Dad Wrote A Porno
My Dad Wrote A Porno • Comedy
My Dad Wrote A Porno • Comedy

About

Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter each episode and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for.

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Episodes

  • My Dad Wrote A Porno - Season 1 Trailer
    Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this brand new comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, Jame...
  • S1E1 - 'The Job Interview'
    In the very first episode, we meet our heroine, Belinda Blumenthal, as she interviews for the job of her dreams - worldwide sales director of a pots and pans company.
  • S1E2 - 'The Leather Room'
    In this episode, Belinda discovers an unusual room in her office, lined, from floor to ceiling, in leather tiles.
  • S1E3 - 'The Regional Sales Meeting'
    This week, Belinda gets to grips with her UK wide sales team and a few after-work drinks at a hotel bar get a little out of control. One word - pomegranates...
  • S1E4 - 'The Maze / The First Client'
    This week it's two chapters for the price of one! Belinda puts on her tennis gear (without bra or thong) as Tony leads her to a "medium-sized garden maze" to meet some prospective business clients.
  • S1E5 - 'The Second Client Jim Stirling'
    This week Belinda is still in the maze and gets a little more (or should that be less?) than she bargained for with potential American client, Jim Stirling...
  • S1E6 - 'The Third Client Peter Rouse'
    This week Belinda spends time with one more client in the medium sized maze. They seem to be getting on well - could this be love?
  • S1E7 - 'The Tombola'
    This week Belinda is finally free from the maze and takes part in a charity tombola. But, as always, it's more than meets the eye. The prizes are much more racy...
  • S1E8 - 'The Chalet'
    As Belinda's day at the company party continues, the mysterious Duchess takes her to a nearby chalet where things get very racy...
  • S1E9 - 'The Horse and Jockey'
    In what is becoming the longest day of her life, Belinda returns to The Horse and Jockey for dinner followed by a second dalliance with Peter Rouse...
  • S1E10 - 'Sunday Night 11.55pm'
    Belinda and Peter continue their awkward dalliance in the lobby of 'The Horse and Jockey' in full view of the CCTV. And Peter reveals a shocking twist...
  • Footnotes: Rocky's Biography
    'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, we discover that Rocky has written himself a biography...
  • S1E11 - 'The Night Receptionist'
    Belinda is still wide awake at The Horse and Jockey as the youngish man from reception brings her some extra special room service...
  • Footnotes: Merchandising
    'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, Rocky has sent an email with some interesting ideas for 'Belinda Blinked' merchandise...
  • S1E12 - 'The Duchess Comes Clean'
    It's the return of The Duchess in the penultimate chapter of 'Belinda Blinked'. What is she coming clean about? Will we find out? Will it make sense? Does it matter?
  • Footnotes: Casting The Movie
    'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, we're deciding our A-list cast for 'Belinda Blinked: The Movie'...
  • S1E13 - 'Monday Morning 7.45am'
    Revelations, announcements, endings - this episode has it all! It's the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 1'. Belinda enjoys one more session with The Duchess but will she make it to work for 9am?
  • Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions
    'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. In this special edition, we put your questions to the author himself, Rocky Flintstone. PLUS there's a special sneak preview of book 2...
  • Best Of Book One
    Ahead of series two (starting on Monday 4th July), the gang get together to talk about some of their favourite moments from the now legendary 'Belinda Blinked 1'.
  • S2E1 - 'Ritz Spa Gossip'
    Belinda and the gang are BACK as they open 'Belinda Blinked 2'. This week, Giselle lets Belinda in on some sexy secrets as the girls treat themselves to a free spa treatment...
  • Footnotes: Elijah Wood
    Hollywood actor (and self-proclaimed MDWAP fan) Elijah Wood chats to the gang about his favourite moments, the movie version and Rocky Flintstone's bright future
  • S2E2 - 'Amsterdammmm'
    Belinda makes her first trip to Europe to secure a lucrative deal with Peter Rouse. Before she meets him, she encounters some new, interesting characters with their own sexual agendas...
  • Footnotes: Book Announcement
    Amazing news - Rocky Flintstone is going to be an actual published author! We're releasing a book this October and you can pre-order it NOW at bit.ly/MDWAP
  • S2E3 - 'The Dutchman's Leather Desk'
    Belinda gets to grips with Dr Robbins on his large red leather desk. However, it isn't long before he quickly reveals some bizarre sexual quirks...
  • Footnotes: Joe Lycett
    Comedian Joe Lycett joins the gang to read the many and varied Amazon reviews for Belinda Blinked
  • S2E4 - 'Helga Turns It On'
    Dr Robbins' assistant Helga strips off her woollens and gets involved in the action with Belinda...
  • Footnotes: We've Got Mail
    The gang read through some of the emails from Belinda fans (aka Belinkers) with questions, concerns or weird stories about Book 2 so far...
  • S2E5 - 'Goedenavond Peter'
    It's the return of Peter Rouse as he becomes reacquainted with Belinda in his Amsterdam pad before taking her for dinner, where she gets a little too merry.
  • Footnotes: Learning Dutch
    Want to learn some key Dutch phrases that will help you if you're ever planning a Belinda-style trip to Amsterdam? The gang are here to help...
  • S2E6 - 'Casino Etoile, Amsterdam'
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  • Footnotes: Reddit
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  • S2E7 - 'The Countess Zara'
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  • Footnotes: No Such Thing As A Porno
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  • S2E8 - 'Amsterdam To London Sky High'
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  • Footnotes: Daisy Ridley
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  • S2E9 - 'Motivating The Sales Force'
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  • Footnotes: Rachel Bloom
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  • S2E10 - 'Sir James Pops Up'
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  • Footnotes: Twitter Roulette
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  • S2E11 - 'Forsters of Knightsbridge, Dressage Outfitters To Royalty'
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  • Footnotes: Thomas Middleditch
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  • S2E12 - 'The Fitting Bit'
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  • Footnotes: Live Shows
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  • S2E13 - 'Up, Up and Away'
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  • Footnotes: Dr Tamal Ray
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  • S2E14 - 'Texas, USA'
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  • Footnotes: Charlotte Crosby
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  • S2E15 - 'Jim's Secret'
    Comedy podcast with Jamie Morton, Alice Levine and James Cooper
  • Footnotes: Inside Our Book
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  • S2E16 - 'A Bit Of Spaghetti Sauce'
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  • Footnotes: Michael Sheen
    Comedy podcast with Jamie Morton, Alice Levine and James Cooper
  • S2E17 - 'A Hot Afternoon at the Lazy P Ranch'
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  • Best of Book Two
    Comedy podcast with Jamie Morton, Alice Levine and James Cooper
  • S3E1 - 'London; Thursday 15.55 Local Time'
    Why did Tony blink? Has Bella earned a promotion? What will Belinda do next? Get all the answers (or none of them) to these questions as Jamie, Alice and James open Rocky's third book to continue the 'Belinda Blinked' saga... mydadwrotea...
  • Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 2
    You have questions, Rocky Flintstone has answers...sort of. The author and genius behind the 'Belinda Blinked' saga gets his exclusive right to reply in the first Footnotes of series 3...
  • S3E2 - 'Epsom Hall'
    Belinda heads to the idyllic English countryside with The Duchess, who helps get her in the mood for a debauched weekend with the riding set...
  • Footnotes: George Ezra
    Singer-songwriter George Ezra joins the gang to chat about Book 3 so far and give his critique of a fan-written song, 'Pomegranates and Rivets'...
  • S3E3 - 'Dinner at the Duke's Table'
    Belinda enjoys a swanky dinner at Epsom Hall with some of the Duchess' high society friends. However, the love eggs prove to be a big distraction...
  • Footnotes: Stephen Mangan
    Tony-nominated actor Stephen Mangan joins the gang to discuss royalty, Jamie's many voices and whether Rocky's mind is actually human...
  • S3E4 - 'A Topless Ride'
    Belinda and the Duchess spend the day with the riding set at a showjumping competition. Later, things get a little raunchy before events take an unexpected turn...
  • Footnotes: What Happens Next?
    After this week's clithanger, the gang read your theories about what's next for Belinda. Is this the end?
  • S3E5 - 'Accident or Emergency?'
    After last week's devastating clithanger, it's time to finally discover Belinda's fate...
  • Footnotes: Mara Wilson
    Star of childhood classics Mrs Doubtfire, Matilda and Miracle on 34th Street, Mara Wilson joins the gang to talk all things Belinda
  • S3E6 - 'Mr. Claus Bloch'
    Belinda meets Claus Bloch at The Grosvenor hotel for an important proposal, a posh lunch. Oh, and sex, of course.
  • Footnotes: Belinda's CV
    Who is Belinda? Where has she come from? What drives her? The gang try to answer these questions as they get their hands on her curriculum vitae...
  • S3E7 - 'The Chocolate Fountain'
    Belinda heads to Belgium for her appointment with Alfonse Stirbacker and a trip to a chocolate factory...
  • Footnotes: Aphrodisiacs
    After the horror that was 'The Chocolate Fountain', aphrodisiacs expert Amy Reiley joins the gang to discuss whether Rocky has got it right with sexy foods in 'Belinda Blinked'...
  • S3E8 - 'A F*cking Good Time'
    Alfonse takes Belinda to a private members' club where she takes part in a sex game with some of Belgium's high society...
  • Footnotes: Sex Parties
    Inspired by Belinda's Belgian orgy, Emma Sayle, founder and CEO of exclusive adult event company Killing Kittens, tells the gang what really goes on behind closed doors at sex parties.
  • S3E9 - 'Yorkshire'
    Belinda flies to Yorkshire to meet her RSM, Ken Dewsbury, and resolve an issue with one of her distributors in her own unique way.
  • Footnotes: Rocky Changed My Life
    The gang read your stories about how Rocky and his literature has changed your life for the better...or the worse.
  • S3E10 - 'Ken Dewsbury's Cellar'
    Whilst in Leeds, Ken takes Belinda to his highly unusual basement flat where they get to know each other properly
  • Footnotes: Nicholas Hoult
    Star of Mad Max: Fury Road, A Single Man, the X-Men movies, and more, Nicholas Hoult joins the gang in Montreal to talk weird flats, hen parties and the cast of 'Belinda Blinked: The Movie'...
  • S3E11 - 'Cock-A-Doodle-Flew'
    Belinda and Bella want to surprise Giselle with a special flight for her hen do so ask an old friend to help them out.
  • Footnotes: Vagina 101
    After many of you requested it, Jamie and Alice help answer James' questions to learn more about the vagina.
  • S3E12 - 'Butch The Sunburnt Kid'
    Night descends on Giselle's hen do as the girls make one man's dreams come true in the Torremolinos marina
  • Footnotes: Ben Barnes
    Star of HBO's 'Westworld', actor Ben Barnes tells the gang about a weird connection he shares with Jamie
  • S3E13 - 'A Schweinsteiger Afternoon'
    Belinda delves deeper into the business side of Steeles with the help of her trusty RSM, Des Martin
  • Footnotes: Personality Test
    Who is Belinda Blumenthal? Using the Myers-Briggs Personality Test, the gang try to answer that question, once and for all.
  • S3E14 - 'Belinda's Spiral Staircase'
    After his afternoon's work at Bargain Basementland, Des Martin is treated to a steamy sex session at Belinda's central London apartment.
  • Footnotes: How Will It End?
    The gang read your theories about how Book Three will end ahead of the finale
  • S3E15 - 'East Berlin'
    As Book Three draws to a close, it becomes clear that things will never be the same again at Steele's Pots and Pans...
  • Footnotes: Royal Albert Hall
    A special episode from inside London's Royal Albert Hall to exclusively announce we are bringing our live show to this iconic venue on Thursday 21st June. It is the world's BIGGEST podcast gig ever and we want you to be there!Tickets go on...
  • Best of Book Three
    Jamie, James & Alice look back on some of their favourite moments from book three in Rocky's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. AND they finally reveal when they'll be opening the fourth book to finally (hopefully) discover who The Special...
  • Belinda Blinked 4; The Blurb
    Ahead of the start of season 4 on Monday 27 August, Jamie, Alice and James read the blurb of 'Belinda Blinked 4' to find out what's in store for Belinda and co.
  • S4E1 - 'Dearly Beloved'
    Jamie, James and Alice are back with book 4 of Rocky Flintstone's erotic saga, 'Belinda Blinked'. The last book ended with the revelation that there was a spy in Steele's Pots and Pans. Will we find out who it is? Does anybody reall...
  • Footnotes: Who Is The Special One?
    We didn't discover the Special One's identity in chapter one - who could it be? Will we ever find out? Jamie, James and Alice examine your surprisingly detailed theories...Get tickets to our live show in BERLIN next Monday 3rd September vi...
  • S4E2 - 'Tony's Secret'
    Will Tony and Giselle say 'I do'? Who is the phantom behind the pillar? Jamie, Alice and James return to the wedding of the year to find out..
  • Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 3
    You have thousands of questions. And Rocky Flintstone has none of the answers. But he'll give it his best shot as he gets his exclusive right to reply in this week's Footnotes.
  • S4E3 - 'Cubicle Confessions'
    More shocking revelations come to light from an unlikely source as the wedding of the year continues...
  • Footnotes: Helga's Case Files
    Jamie, James and Alice open Helga's FBI case files on her fieldwork in Amsterdam. The problem is, they're written by Rocky.
  • S4E4 - 'Zachariah's Magic Wand'
    Belinda is back in Central London, as she spends a wild night out with the aristocracy...
  • Footnotes: Righting The Wrongs
    Jamie, Alice and James correct some of their many, many mistakes from over the years
  • S4E5 - 'Turkey Sandwich?'
    Belinda meets an old friend in new surroundings for her favourite snack before bedtime.
  • Footnotes: Jessie Ware
    Singer-songwriter, podcaster and Belinker Jessie Ware joins the gang to talk turkey (mainly) and reveal a surprising connection to EL James, creator of Rocky's inspiration, '50 Shades of Grey'...
  • S4E6 - 'Pots, Pans and Spoons'
    The hunt for the mysterious Special One ramps up a gear as Steele's Pots and Pans puts a plan into action.
  • Footnotes: Sexual Health
    The gang chat sexual health with Aaron Chady, a sexual health advisor at Europe's busiest sexual health clinic, 56 Dean Street.
  • S4E7 - 'Copier Blues'
    James Spooner starts his search for the Special One at Steele's Pots and Pans.
  • Footnotes: James Haskell
    England rugby star and Belinker James Haskell joins the gang to talk royal weddings, drilldos and the mad, mad world of 'Belinda Blinked'
  • S4E8 - 'Cricklewood Pumping Station'
    Spooner's investigation delves into Giselle's past...and her vagina.
  • Footnotes: Gay 101
    In this week's Footnotes, the gang take the opportunity to chat all things gay
  • S4E9 - 'Boy, She Can Can'
    Belinda conducts a team meeting before taking a trip to Paris to secure a crucial client
  • Footnotes: Hayley Atwell
    Star of Marvel's 'Agent Carter', 'Howards End' and 'Christopher Robin', Hayley Atwell joins the gang to talk fake porn, Shakespeare and her singing career that never was...
  • S4E10 - 'Clit Talk'
    Belinda works up an appetite with Mistress Sweetjuice at the Moulin Marron. The hunt for the Special One takes a suspicious turn...
  • Footnotes: Ask Us Anything
    Jamie, Alice and James answer some of your burning questions.
  • S4E11 - 'The Meet'
    Belinda has a rendezvous with a contact in Scotland - but is everything as it seems?
  • Footnotes: Jon Ronson
    Journalist, author, filmmaker, and fellow porn podcaster Jon Ronson joins the gang to talk Belinda and his crazy experiences in the world of adult entertainment...
  • S4E12 - 'A Factory Visit'
    In the penultimate chapter of Book 4, Belinda finally sees the tri-oxy brillo range in action for the first time...
  • Footnotes: Dame Emma Thompson
    Double Oscar winner, national treasure and star of 'Nanny McPhee', 'Sense and Sensibility' and 'Love Actually', Dame Emma Thompson has the gang round for dinner. They discuss Rocky's feminist credentials, sex educatio...
  • S4E13 - 'The Wicked-ish Bisch'
    In the final chapter of book 4, all hell breaks loose as the Special One's identity is finally revealed...
  • My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 2
    In the second XXXmas edition of the 'Belinda Blinked' saga, our heroine goes on a festive skiing trip with The Duchess. Do you need to know more? Enjoy!(ORIGINALLY RELEASED IN DEC 2017)
  • My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 1
    In the first Christmas Special from 2016, it's the Office Christmas Party at Steele's Pots and Pans...(ORIGINALLY RELEASED IN DEC 2016)
  • My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 3
    It's Christmas Eve at Steele's Pots and Pans. Belinda does some last-minute Christmas shopping before getting a chance to sit on Santa's lap...
  • Best of Book Four
    Jamie, James and Alice look back on some of the hilarious highlights of book four in Rocky Flintstone's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. The gang also reveal the date they'll be opening book five AND announce their brand new world tour for 2...
  • S5E1 - 'The Aftermath'
    Jamie, James and Alice are back to open book five of Rocky Flintstone's erotic magnum opus 'Belinda Blinked'. After a devastating explosion in the Steele's Pots and Pans car park, it's time to find out who has survived...Com...
  • Footnotes: In Memoriam
    Jamie, James and Alice gather to read your memories and tributes to Bella, now that her fate is uncertain after the explosion.
  • S5E2 - 'Beep...Beep...Beeeeeep'
    The members of the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights hold vigil at Bella's bedside as she fights for her life. Is this the end for her?Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live
  • Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 4
    You sent your questions and Rocky Flintstone has attempted to answer them. For what you're about to hear, we can only apologise.
  • S5E3 - 'The Safe House'
    Belinda gets reacquainted with some of her fellow C.O.C.Ks at the new safe house. Herr Bisch has plans for Professor Slinz.Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live
  • Footnotes: Lin-Manuel Miranda
    The Grammy, Tony and Emmy-award winner and creator of smash-hit musical 'Hamilton' Lin-Manuel Miranda joins the gang to talk about the potential Porno musical, his relationship with his own father and the great (but very much not late) Dick V...
  • S5E4 - 'Showering Ideas;;'
    Belinda undertakes vital espionage training to prepare her for infiltrating Herr Bisch's operation...
  • Footnotes: Righting The Wrongs Again
    Jamie, Alice and James read your complaints, corrections and comments on book 5 so far..
  • S5E5 - 'Smiffy'
    Belinda and Spooner head to East Berlin in an effort to find Professor Slinz and bring Herr Bisch and Giselle to justice.
  • Footnotes: Josh Groban
    Grammy nominated singer, songwriter, actor and Belinker Josh Groban joins the gang to talk musicals, randy fans and Celine Dion
  • S5E6 - 'Clean As A Whistleblower'
    Belinda and Spooner are still undercover in East Berlin and getting closer to bringing Bisch and Giselle to justice. Giselle's vagina gets her into trouble.
  • Footnotes: Learning German
    In honour of Belinda's time in East Berlin, Jamie, Alice and James get to grips with some sexy German phrases. (Listen to the end to hear one of our favourite 'Ok Georgie Porgie' remixes.)
  • S5E7 - 'A Gentleman Woof'
    Belinda (Smiffy) and Spooner (Mr Tea) meet Herr Bisch for a banquet in his schloss. Will they finally stop him, once and for all? // Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live
  • Footnotes: My Dad Wrote A Porno Too
    Jamie's sister Alexa joins the gang to offer a fresh perspective on what it's like when your dad writes a porno and give us a glimpse into growing up in the Flintstone clan
  • S5E8 - 'M's The Word'
    Belinda makes a startling discovery about her closest confidant. // Come see us on our 2020 World Tour. Tickets available now via mydadwroteaporno.com/live
  • Footnotes: Calling Belinkers
    Jamie, James and Alice try something new and call listeners to chat about their theories, funny stories and favourite moments of the 'Belinda Blinked' saga
  • S5E9 - 'A Flying Machine So Pretty'
    Belinda and Bella make their way to Australia to find Giselle and bump into an old friend en route...
  • Footnotes: Dan Levy
    Creator and star of 'Schitt's Creek' Dan Levy joins Team Porno to talk the madness of book 5 so far and his experiences of working with his own father, Eugene Levy
  • S5E10 - 'Star Crossed Lovin''
    Belinda and Bella arrive in Sydney for their top secret mission to find Giselle. But they seem to be more pre-occupied with trying to get Steele's Pots and Pans on Cosmo Macaroon's cooking show...
  • Footnotes: G'day Belinda!
    Now that Belinda and Bella are in Australia, Jamie, Alice and James want to learn more about local life and lingo down under.
  • S5E11 - 'A B, a B and a Q'
    Belinda and Bella continue their romp around Australia before things take a sinister turn... // Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live
  • Footnotes: Your Sex Stories
    After Belinda and Bella's bonkathon around Australia, Jamie, Alice and James read stories about the most unusual places YOU, our lovely listeners, have had sex...
  • S5E12 - 'Two Clits In The Clink'
    In the penultimate chapter, Bella and Belinda are stuck behind bars as James Spooner makes a plan to rescue them.
  • Footnotes: Finale Predictions
    Jamie, James and Alice read your predictions about how book 5 will end and quickly realise you're all as nutsas Rocky Flintstone...
  • S5E13 - 'Fight or Flight'
    In the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 5', Belinda, Bella and Spooner come face-to-face with Bisch, Giselle and George in a dramatic showdown. But will everyone make it out in one piece?
  • My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 4
    Belinda spends Xmas with Bella's family and gets to know one member particularly well... Come see us on tour on our 2020 World Tour. Tickets available at mydadwroteaporno.com/live
  • Footnotes: Dear Joan & Jericha
    As a Christmas Day treat, spoof agony aunts Joan & Jericha (from comedy podcast 'Dear Joan & Jericha' starring Julia Davis and Vicki Pepperdine) join Jamie, Alice and James to offer their unique take on our listeners' sex and rel...
  • My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 5 - Part One
    Jamie, Alice and James are back to read a festive chapter from Rocky that is so long, it can't be digested in one sitting.
  • My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 5 - Part Two
    In the second half of Rocky's festive chapter 'It's a Blinkin' Life', Belinda continues to discover the consequences of life without her in it.
  • Best of Book Five
    Jamie, James and Alice look back on some of the funniest highlights of book five in Rocky Flintstone's magnum opus, 'Belinda Blinked', ahead of opening book six on Monday 24th May. Visit mydadwroteaporno.com for live tour tickets in 2022.
  • S6E1 - 'Dust and Scrub, Scrub and Dust'
    Jamie, Alice and James return to open book six of Rocky Flintstone's erotic saga, 'Belinda Blinked', and discover what has become of our eponymous heroine
  • Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 5
    Once again, you have questions and Rocky Flintstone has something resembling answers. You might learn something but you'll definitely be confused...
  • S6E2 - 'The Flying Doctor'
    Stuck in the middle of nowhere, Belinda calls for help to escape the dust and scrub. Meanwhile, Herr Bisch plots his next move.Come see us live on tour in 2022 - full dates and details at mydadwroteaporno.com/live
  • Footnotes: Feet
    Prompted by this week's chatper, Jamie, Alice and James explore the fascinating world of feet as well as look back at the reaction to the first two episodes of season six.
  • S6E3 - 'Hard As The Rocks'
    Safely in Sydney, Belinda finally reunites with some of her old friends and finds things have changed while she's been missing.
  • Footnotes: Understanding The "Timeline"
    To help us understand where we currently are in Rocky's erotic saga, pre-eminent 'Belinda Blinked' historian Cian O'Mahony talks us through the full "timeline" so far, flaws and all. You can see Cian's very impressive...
  • S6E4 - 'Saucy Pans and Cheeky Woks'
    The glee team are finally reunited before getting back to business at the Pots and Pan-Pacific Cooking Conference.
  • Footnotes: Samara Weaving
    Award-winning actress Samara Weaving (star of 'Ready Or Not', 'Hollywood' and the upcoming 'Nine Perfect Strangers') joins Jamie, Alice and James to talk all things Belinda
  • S6E5 - 'Back To Basics'
    Belinda finally returns to Steele's Pots and Pans and has some scores to settle with her colleagues.
  • Footnotes: Calling Belinkers 2
    Back due to popular demand (mainly from Jamie, Alice and James), the gang call listeners around the world to chat about their theories, funny stories and favourite Belinda moments.
  • S6E6 - 'B;B;B;'
    Family ties come to the fore as Belinda finally gets some answers about her mysterious tattoo.
  • Footnotes: Sir Rocky Flintstone?
    July 5th is Rocky Flintstone's birthday so the gang research ways to commemorate it. Could there be an international Rocky Flintstone Day? Or could we get Rocky a knighthood?
  • S6E7 - 'HS2'
    Belinda gets one step closer to the Tri-Oxy Brillo blueprints as she finally catches up with Mr Hushman The Background Goon in Berlin
  • Footnotes: Show and Tell
    To level the playing field when it comes to embarrassing childhoods, Jamie asks James and Alice to delve into their creative writing from their school days.
  • S6E8 - 'Hush, Little Belinda, Don't You Cry'
    Secrets are revealed and Belinda finally starts to get some answers (which raises a lot more questions)...
  • Footnotes: Dialect Coach
    Jamie finally gets some professional help for his many accents from a real life dialect coach.
  • S6E9 - 'The Three B Tree'
    Old faces return, secrets are revealed and Belinda's fate hangs in the balance...all because of a tattoo.
  • Footnotes: The Bisch-Burt Contract
    Jamie, Alice and James read the contract between Herr Bisch and Wayne Burt (aka Dr. Robbins) to try to get to the bottom of what their legal agreement was and make sense of what the hell is going on.
  • S6E10 - 'The Winner Takes It All'
    Steele's Pots and Pans celebrate in the only way they know how before a shock decision changes one character's destiny forever... Come see us on our World Tour in 2022 (we're adding new US and Canada dates). All details at www.mydadwrote...
  • My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 6 - Part One
    Jamie, Alice and James record part one of Rocky's annual festive special at London's iconic Abbey Road Studios to celebrate their 90th birthday. Belinda begins preparations for Steele's Pots and Pans pantomime.
  • My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 6 - Part Two
    Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's time for the world premiere of the Steele's Pots and Pans Christmas Panto - 'Cinderella The Intern'.
  • Best Of Book Six
    Jamie, James and Alice look back at some of the highs and considerable lows of book six in Rocky Flintstone's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. Come see us on our World Tour in 2022 - tickets available at mydadwroteaporno.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • My Dad Wrote A History Hit
    To celebrate Comic Relief (and hopefully raise some money) Jamie, Alice and James team-up with historian Dan Snow (from the podcast 'History Hit') to chat all things sex and history. Expect slow thrusting, Henry The Eighth sexual slander and more filth than you can shake a bread dildo at.You have the power to do something incredible this Red Nose Day. Whether it’s a little or a lot, the money you donate will help tackle poverty, take action against violence and bring an end to discrimination. Give now at comicrelief.com/podcastmashup, alternatively Text PODCAST to 70210 to give £10 today.To donate £10 text the word PODCAST to 70210. Texts cost your donation amount plus your standard network message charge and 100% of your donation will go to Comic Relief, a registered charity. You must be 16 or over and please ask the bill-payer’s permission. For full terms and conditions visit comicrelief.com/podcastmashup Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • The Finale - Part 1
    It's the beginning of the end. After six books and over 430 million downloads, Jamie, Alice and James gather round the kitchen table once more to read the first part of the 'My Dad Wrote A Porno' finale. Belinda gathers her friends, colleagues and lovers as she bids a fond farewell to Steele's Pots and Pans... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • Finale Footnotes: Send Offs, Surprises & Songs
    Jamie, Alice and James hear your emails and voicemails before giving one Belinker the surprise of their life in a MDWAP first! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • The Finale - Part 2
    This is it. The final chapter. Pull on your black thongs as a mark of respect and join Jamie, Alice and James as they bid a fond farewell to Belinda... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • Rocky Flintstone Revealed
    Hold on to your pomegranates! In a world exclusive, Rocky Flintstone joins Jamie, Alice and James on mic for the very first time. Expect laughs, revelations and a lot of chat about cement. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part One
    Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. In this episode, the gang share stories about their weird childhoods. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Two
    Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. In this episode, the gang look back on their funniest sex, relationship and body stories. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Three
    Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. In this episode, the gang share funny stories about coming-of-age through their teenage, university and early London lives. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Four
    Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive. This time, the gang looked back at times they just couldn't hold it together when reading Rocky's supposedly sexy prose. Expect A LOT of squawking. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Five
    Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive. This time, it's a starry line-up as they gang look back at their favourite Footnotes guests featuring Dame Emma Thompson, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Dan Levy, Michael Sheen, Nicholas Hoult, Hayley Atwell, Jessie Ware, Elijah Wood, Joe Lycett, Daisy Ridley, Josh Groban, Rachel Bloom, George Ezra, Thomas Middleditch, Stephen Mangan, Ben Barnes and Samara Weaving. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Six
    Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang get festive looking back at the Christmas specials... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Seven
    Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang reminisce about the astonishing range, breadth and questionable quality of the voices and accents in 'Belinda Blinked'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Eight
    Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang look back at the funniest stories about the man, the myth, the legend, and the author Mr Rocky Flintstone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Nine
    Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang look back at some of the "sexiest" moments from the series. Spoiler: It's not sexy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.