Translating music, praising the rock, and saving the elusive hathog.

Car moats, rat grease, and aged mayonnaise.

Leaking contracts, walking without rhythm, and terrorizing developers.

Romancing the stingray, swimming with deer, and drowning in maple syrup.

Belting the O ring, playing strip mahjong, and sliding deeper into deviancy.

Firing Robocop, day trading VTuber stocks, and learning about shaders.

Canadian crimes, vomit drawers, and Zangief's swinging dick.

Charging my ions, fighting naked, and reacting to ActivityPub.

Beeping autistically, reinventing the Blackberry, and laying off everybody.

Austrian painting songs, Excel girlfriends, and potato surveillance.

Christmas Message

Luring with gold, moaning in binary, and buying hentai credits.

Massaging the gluteus maximus, TCLing with Fortran, and going to Jingletown.

The orcs of the sea, the ants of SimCity, and the sophisticated Homo sapiens.

Stinky fruit, Thanksgiving carols, and chairs for every purpose.

Camping for Swift, walking backwards, and fighting rats.

Sucking boxes, boning up on Luther, and decreasing your sperm count.

Hating terrorism, fucking snow globes, and catching the big tuna.

Plumbing for polyps, happy fun stuff, and remembering Shep.

Diversity firings, Conan's podcast, and racist AI.