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The Two Bobs is a comedy podcast about craft beer and weird news! We appreciate all of our listeners, and would love to hear from you, so be sure to check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Untappd! Then leave us a message on our Loyal Listener Line at 530-882-BOBS (2627). Thanks for listening!
The Two Bobs episode 126 for Monday, March 30, 2020: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a Sticky Toffee Pudding Ale from Eagle Brewery, formally known as Well’s. Again, we’ve already had this beer on the show before. We blame the pandemic. https://eaglebrewery.co.uk/beers/sticky-toffee-pudding/ * Robert had a CBS from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/cbs/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll replace your hand soap with cheese. * COVID-19 banter because we haven’t gotten enough of it lately. * This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make you wonder how society is going to make it through this pandemic. Here’s a hint: don’t do any of the things most of these dipshits have done. * Woman discovers the bar soap she’s been using to wash her hands is actually a block of cheese. https://www.irishpost.com/news/woman-discovers-bar-soap-shes-washing-hands-days-block-cheese-181710 * This Instawhore thought it would be a good idea to lick a toilet seat to prove that she’s a complete fucking moron. Mission: Accomplished. https://www.businessinsider.sg/girl-films-herself-licking-plane-toilet-seat-coronavirus-challenge-video-2020-3 * Oregon police have asked the public to stop calling 911 when they’ve run out of toilet paper. https://www.foxnews.com/us/oregon-police-public-stop-calling-911-toilet-paper * A Portland strip club closed due to coronavirus opened a curbside food delivery service called “Boober Eats”. https://www.inquisitr.com/5950409/portland-strip-club-boober-eats/ * A man is hospitalized for believing eating toilet paper would cure him from coronavirus.https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-hospitalized-after-he-believed-eating-toilet-paper-could-cure-him-from-coronavirus/ * Chinese authorities have confirmed that patient zero had sex with bats. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/covid-19-chinese-health-authorities-confirm-patient-zero-had-sex-with-bats/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our

The Two Bobs episode 125 for Monday, March 9, 2020: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a Coconut Vanilla Java Porter from Atwater. https://www.atwaterbeer.com/beer/coconut-vjp/ * Robert had a Looking Glass IPA from Starr Hill. https://starrhill.com/brews/looking-glass/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll shut down your funeral brothel. You’ll be out on the streets, you sick bastard. * Listen, we love animals but prefer they go away once they’re dead. This guy...not so much. https://www.facebook.com/OnlyHumanChannel/videos/vb.748719995296565/859514967804043/ * This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make you burn when you pee. That’s probably nothing new for you though. You might wanna see your doctor. * This lady pampered her perfect succulent for years before realizing it was fake. https://nypost.com/2020/03/03/woman-waters-perfect-plant-for-2-years-before-realizing-its-fake/ * A Louisiana resident whose license plate expired in 1997 gave the police the worst excuse ever. https://www.wfla.com/news/national/louisiana-driver-with-license-plate-that-expired-in-1997-told-police-ive-been-busy-lately-and-totally-forgot/ * A guy brings an unexpected—but kind of expected—guest to his sister’s wedding. https://www.clevelandjewishnews.com/news/local_news/brother-crashes-sister-s-beachwood-wedding-with-a-llama/article_311bf292-5da3-11ea-afef-c74f14b641ce.html * Nobody divorces Captain Kirk and walks away with even a drop of horse semen. https://pagesix.com/2020/03/05/william-shatner-gets-horse-semen-in-divorce-settlement/ * The FBI shut down a brothel operating in a funeral home. They never let anyone have any fun! https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/new-mexico-fbi-sting-shuts-down-brothel-operating-in-funeral-home-22-arrests/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our Facebook Page * Check out our

The Two Bobs episode 124 for Monday, March 2, 2020: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a Banana Bread Beer from Eagle Brewery. https://eaglebrewery.co.uk/beers/banana-bread/ * Robert had a Hoppy Anniversary Ale from Sierra Nevada. https://sierranevada.com/beer/40th-anniversary-hoppy-ale/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll stick potatoes up your ass. * Rob is having surgery to get out of work. What’s your excuse? If you’re not bright enough to think of anything here’s a few ideas. https://www.rd.com/funny-stuff/excuses-for-calling-out-of-work/ * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is a bigger train wreck than Michael Bloomberg’s first presidential debate. * Hemorrhoids? Stick potatoes up your ass! #lifehack https://nypost.com/2020/02/27/putting-potatoes-up-your-butt-wont-cure-hemorrhoids-doctors-warn/ * Florida man couldn’t get his nurse’s attention so he did the only logical thing and set his hospital bed on fire. https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article240624047.html * Couple was arrested after a topless happy birthday joyride ended in a crash. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/memorable-birthday-240567 * A Georgia bar manager encountered some legal trouble after hosting a Kama sutra contest on Valentine’s Day. It turns out that when you offer $500 to a bunch of drunk people to “act out” their favorite sex positions some of them will take things too far. https://www.11alive.com/article/news/local/gwinnett-kama-sutra-contest-chiquititas-bar/85-e84d5047-9317-4243-adcf-71250618fa5d * A Detroit-area drug dealer was arrested for biting a police dog at the airport for sniffing him https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/drug-dealer-wasted-on-crack-bites-a-police-dog-after-getting-sniffed-at-the-detroit-airport/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our Facebook Page * Check out our Instagram * Follow Rob on Untappd * Follow

The Two Bobs episode 123 for Monday, February 24, 2020: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a Robusta Nut Coconut Chocolate Porter from Petoskey Brewing. https://www.petoskeybrewing.com/ontap * Robert had a Red Zeppelin IPA from Blue Mountain. https://bluemountainbrewery.com/beer/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll put a life size Donald Trump cutout at the foot of your bed while you’re asleep. * We found actual footage of elderly listener trying to give Rob gas money. https://twitter.com/rexchapman/status/1226905547523293188?s=21 * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like finally getting your hands on a Popeye’s chicken sandwich only to find out someone replaced the chicken with dog shit. * A trooper finds a bag of drugs labeled “BAG OF DRUGS” in someone’s car. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/02/04/trooper-finds-bag-labeled-bag-full-drugs/4661250002/ * This guy was pissed when he was told he couldn’t bring his emotional support Trump cutout to dialysis. https://foxbaltimore.com/news/nation-world/man-upset-that-he-cant-take-life-sized-cardboard-cutout-of-trump-to-dialysis * A guy with “crime pays” tattooed across his forehead is in jail…again. https://abcnews.go.com/US/man-huge-forehead-tattoo-crime-pays-back-jail/story?id=69067514 * A California man assaulted a restaurant employee with a burrito. https://abc7news.com/5944112/ * A burglar snorted dried semen thinking it was cocaine and contracted herpes and syphilis. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/burglar-snorts-dried-sperm-thinking-it-was-cocaine-contracts-herpes-and-syphilis/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our Facebook Page * Check out our Instagram * Follow Rob on Untappd * Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs have swag: http://www.thetwobobs.com/swag

The Two Bobs episode 122 for Monday, February 10, 2020: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob chugged a Southern Tier Nitro Crème Brûlée Stout. https://stbcbeer.com/beers/creme-brulee-stout/ * Robert knocked back a Three Notch’d 40 Miles to the Border Agave IPA. https://www.taphunter.com/beer/three-notchd-40-miles-to-the-border/6018576343891968 * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll kidnap you. Ahh, what the hell are we talking about? You're probably overweight so that's impossible. * Fat people are harder to kidnap. Who knew? Apparently a joint called East of Chicago Pizza. https://www.wbrc.com/2020/01/28/fat-people-are-harder-kidnap-controversial-barberton-pizza-shop-billboard-taken-down-after-backlash/ * Crazy News so crazy that even the craziest of crazies say "That's crazy!" * A Facebook Marketplace transaction involving frozen shrimp goes terribly wrong. https://triblive.com/local/pittsburgh-allegheny/fight-over-shrimp-on-pittsburghs-north-side-lands-two-women-in-jail/  * Some genius decided to register his beer as an emotional support beer. For some reason it didn't go over well. https://nypost.com/2020/01/21/brooklyn-man-registers-beer-as-emotional-support-animal/  * A 19-year-old who really likes tomatoes got angry with her elderly dinner mates for not having enough tomatoes. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/teen-tomato-beef-650973  * Who knew calling 9-1-1 was an aphrodisiac? We've got the answers. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/return-of-duddles-275108  * Over a month now mi woman a lose all a har panty dem. http://jamaica-star.com/article/news/20200131/panty-thief-beaten-mobay  * Patty O'Furniture couldn't get chicks the usual way, so he stepped up his game. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/irish-midget-accused-of-posing-as-a-leprechaun-to-extort-sex-from-26-women-in-exchange-for-pot-of-gold/  Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our

The Two Bobs episode 121 for Monday, January 27, 2020: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob sucked down a Flying Buffalo Jamaican Rum and Vanilla Imperial Stout from Griffin Claw. https://griffinclawbrewingcompany.com * Robert enjoyed a Hobo Imperial Stout with Vanilla Bean from Caboose Brewing Co. https://www.caboosebrewing.com/vanilla-bean-hobo-stout * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll release frozen iguanas into your home. * This angry bird doesn’t like his cage. https://imgur.com/gallery/yXm8bmL * Pebbles on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXzXd8pSZ5dBEDoG9e_rmqg/videos * Chinese translation fails are funny. https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-chinese-translation-fails/ * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like that one time you sat on your hand for an hour then jerked off so it felt like someone else was doing it. * Idiot bank robber forgot to cut holes in his pillow case mask. https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/blundering-bank-robber-forced-remove-pillowcase-disguise-after-forgetting-cut-eye-holes-1369093 * A serial parking lot pooper is brought to justice. https://www.metrowestdailynews.com/news/20200122/natick-police-arrest-parking-lot-pooper-suspect-is-accused-of-eight-incidents * In case you were wondering, frozen iguanas sometimes thaw out and come back to life. Science. https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2018/01/08/guy-in-florida-loads-car-with-frozen-iguanas-they-warm-up-come-back-to-life-cause-car-accident/ * PSA: Don’t jerk off with banana peels. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10795074/doctors-stop-banana-peelings-pleasure-rashes-sores/ * A half-naked twerker is arrested and spits in officers’ faces. https://www.fox7austin.com/news/twerking-austin-woman-arrested-spits-in-officers-face * This guy was arrested for operating a discount burial service out of his backyard. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-operating-fake-funeral-home-arrested-for-burying-167-corpses-in-his-backyard/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) ...

The Two Bobs episode 120 for Monday, January 20, 2020: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob sucked down a Cozy Blanket from Short’s. https://www.shortsbrewing.com/beers/cozyblanket/ * Robert enjoyed a Siren Noire from Heavy Seas. https://www.hsbeer.com/brews * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll put bull stimulant in your coffee. * We got a voicemail from a very special listener...in so many ways. It was poetic! * Cheesecake Factory is releasing ice cream made from actual cheesecake. We could feel our arteries constricting just talking about it. https://www.delish.com/food-news/a30515425/cheesecake-factory-ice-cream-line/ * This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make you want to crawl back up into your mother’s uterus. * Gwyneth Paltrow released a vagina-scented candle and it sold out. We’re assuming the buyers were all middle-aged men who thought the candles were actually made from Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina. https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/gwyneth-paltrows-goop-vagina-scented-candle * This whackjob beat her boyfriend up for leaving her dog out in the rain. We wonder if he knows Finnigan... https://idahonews.com/news/local/oregon-woman-punches-boyfriend-in-the-face-twice-for-leaving-dog-in-the-rain * Florida police responded after a neighbor reported hearing someone screaming “Let me out!” It was Gwyneth Paltrow trapped inside her vagina candle factory. Kidding! https://apnews.com/1ceb50398e70c70ecde9be56ef8a2d34 * A man south of the border was hospitalized after suffering a three-day erection for taking bull stimulants. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-suffers-three-day-erection-21271951 * Have you ever gotten your dick stuck in a metal pipe? Well, if you’ve been considering fucking one you should consider listening to this story. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7885173/Mans-penis-ROTS-gets-stuck-metal-pipe-five-days.html * Have you ever gotten frostbite on your dick? Well, if you’ve been thinking about fucking a snowman you should consider listening to this story. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/minnesota-man-suffers-extreme-frostbite-to-genitals-after-drunken-sex-with-snowman-he-mistook-for-ex-wife/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on

The Two Bobs episode 119 for Monday, January 13, 2020: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob sucked down a Widow Maker Black Ale from Keweenaw Brewing Co. Widow Maker Black Ale https://www.kbc.beer/our-brews * Robert enjoyed a Frangelic Mountain Brown from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/frangelic-mountain-brown/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll send a 76-year old hooker to your house. * Have you heard of the Krispy Kreme challenge? It’s where you run several miles while eating a dozen donuts. Everyone who finishes without vomiting or dying wins. http://krispykremechallenge.com/#intro * This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make you laugh, make you cry, and possibly give you a raging erection. * Rage over McDonald’s dipping sauce lands a woman in jail. Can’t say we’ve never been there! (Dipping sauce rage, not jail.) http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/dipping-sauce-meltdown-412059 * A woman is arrested for trying to pass her dog’s piss off as her own. https://www.lex18.com/news/woman-arrested-after-trying-to-pass-of-dogs-urine-as-own * These dumbasses got busted for trying to cash a fake lottery ticket using super glue. https://www.wapt.com/article/2-caught-trying-to-cash-in-fake-dollar100k-scratch-off-ticket-police-say/30417525 * High school English teacher is charged with shitting on a park building several times a day for two years. https://madison.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/milton-teacher-admits-defecating-in-rural-whitewater-park-for-more/article_746265fe-565a-53d6-9b90-a72606a7fcb6.html * A 76-year old hooker announced her retirement after turning her 500,000th trick. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/a-page-turns-in-las-vegas-history-76-year-old-prostitute-retires-after-satisfying-her-500000th-client/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our Facebook Page * Check out our

The “Best Of” TTB for Monday, December 23, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob sucked down a Birch Bark Porter from Kickstand Brewing. https://www.kickstandbrewingco.com/menu/beer-on-tap/ * Robert enjoyed a Bourbon Barrel GBS from Hardywood. https://hardywood.com/beer/bourbon-barrel-gbs/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll tell your kids who really puts the presents under the Christmas tree. * It’s time for this year’s Not-So-Secret Santa! * The Bobs picked out some of the best CRAZY NEWS moments from the last year or so. Warning: It’s fucking long but fucking hilarious. Merry Christmas, Bitches! Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our Facebook Page * Check out our Instagram * Follow Rob on Untappd * Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs have swag: http://www.thetwobobs.com/swag The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 118 for Monday, December 9 or 10 (calendars are hard), 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob sucked down a Northern Hawk Owl from Right Brain. https://www.rightbrainbrewery.com * Robert enjoyed an Eagle Aye-P-A from Six Bears & A Goat. https://www.6bgbrewingco.com/on-tap * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll crash your midget sex party. * The latest fab diet, which does nothing to help you lose weight or live a healthier lifestyle, is definitely something we can get behind. https://people.com/food/taco-cleanse-we-tried-it/ * This week’s CRAZY NEWS will be like that time you got blackout drunk, ate an entire large pizza, then spent the next day blowing up a Bob Evan’s restroom. * Breaking into someone’s house is obviously acceptable behavior but stealing pizza ingredients should be punishable by death. https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/12/03/why-stranger-pink-swiping-pizza-ingredients-my-house/4295683002/ * Woman provides discount orthodontics out of her home. Don’t worry, she’s not licensed but she has teeth herself (that counts for something, right?) and she does house calls. https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2019/12/03/botched-braces-dentists-concerned-about-womans-facebook-ad-for-at-home-orthodontics/ * An elderly couple is arrested for performing sexual acts on each other in public. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/elderly-encounter-281750 * A masturbating man punches his accuser after refusing to put his snake back in its cage. https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-masturbating-man-punches-accuser-say-cops-20191129-nfiyy6d5kbbrxabeayg7uqq64u-story.html * A Canadian asshole (also known as “A Canadian”) is arrested for throwing buckets of shit on people. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/laurenstrapagiel/toronto-poop-bucket-attacks * 71 are arrested after a sex party involving midgets, emus and a “fountain of sperm” is raided, proving that some things are just too good to be true. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/san-francisco-police-interrupts-sex-party-involving-midgets-emus-and-a-fountain-of-sperm-71-arrests/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things:

The Two Bobs episode 117 for Monday, November 25, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob had an Even More Little Tiny Baby Jesus from EVILTWIN. http://www.eviltwin.dk * Robert enjoyed a Mean Old Tom from Maine Beer Co. https://www.mainebeercompany.com/mean-old-tom * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll hide crack in your car and call the cops. * We talked about the worst Thanksgiving foods, according to some random web site. https://www.mandatory.com/living/1534289-ranked-worst-thanksgiving-foods * This week’s CRAZY NEWS will remind you of that one time you accidentally got a hooker with herpes but you were really wasted and horny so you just rolled with it. * What better way to prove someone is dead than to carry the corpse around in a body bag? https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/women-turn-up-corpse-body-20922314 * Man is pulled over for drunk driving and tells the cops he’s been smoking crack since the 80’s. https://www.sebastiandaily.com/crime/sebastian-man-says-hes-been-smoking-crack-since-the-1980s-19760/ * Florida man robbed a bank and then instructed the teller to give him less money. https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-bank-teller-robbery-less-money * A man is arrested for attacking his brother for not supporting him entering America’s Got Talent. Now his only talent is dropping the soap in the prison shower. https://www.wfmj.com/story/41335571/man-accused-of-attacking-brother-for-not-supporting-him-entering-americas-got-talent * Florida man was arrested for hiding drugs in his belly button. https://nypost.com/2019/11/19/380-pound-florida-man-arrested-after-hiding-drugs-in-belly-button/ * A Tinder whore is facing a class action lawsuit after giving crabs to 139 different men. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-on-tinder-faces-class-action-lawsuit-after-she-gave-crabs-to-139-different-men/  Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our Facebook Page * Check out our

The Two Bobs episode 116 for Monday, November 18, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob had a Dry Honey Saison from Old Nation. https://untappd.com/b/old-nation-brewing-co-dry-honey-saison-woodshed-pilot-series/2728997 * Robert enjoyed a Double Trouble IPA from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/double-trouble/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll defile your mannequins. * We switched to YouTube TV. It’s better than AT&T TV NOW, and not just because you can say the whole name without stopping for air. * The Astros cheated and still couldn’t beat the Nats. * Disney+ has officially launched. So much streamy goodness, all over your faces. * This week’s CRAZY NEWS reminds us of that time you did bath salts and tried to eat your neighbor’s cat. * A tourist in New Zealand flooded his apartment to get rid of an underperforming sex worker. Most people just throw coke out of an open window to get bad hookers to leave. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7620137/New-Zealand-tourist-flooded-apartment-tried-rid-sex-worker.html * This guy’s car was being stolen so he did the only logical thing and jumped onto the hood. https://www.boston25news.com/news/video-shows-man-jump-on-hood-of-own-car-as-it-was-being-stolen-in-south-end/1005512486 * A man was arrested for breaking into a store to save the mannequins from sex trafficking. https://www.ky3.com/content/news/Eldon-Mo-man-arrested-after-breaking-into-store-to-save-mannequins-from-sex-trafficking-564676331.html * This guy told police the wind blew a bag of cocaine into his car. Weird considering the windows were all closed. https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/11/15/man-tells-police-wind-may-have-blown-bag-cocaine-car/2572962001/ * BarkBox is in hot water for sending sex toys disguised as dog toys. https://www.aol.com/article/lifestyle/2019/11/11/barkbox-big-honkin-pigs-in-a-blanket-controversy/23858448/ * A man was arrested for sexually assaulting a police horse whole sleep walking. All opposed say “naaaaaaaayyyy”. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/new-york-man-arrested-for-sexually-assaulting-a-police-horse-while-sleepwalking/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.

The Two Bobs episode 115 for Monday, November 4, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob had an Electron Brown from Old Nation. https://www.ratebeer.com/beer/old-nation-electron-brown/497138/ * Robert enjoyed an Untitled Art Chocolate Macaroon Imperial Stout from Cerebral Brewing. https://untappd.com/b/untitled-art-chocolate-macaroon-imperial-stout/3334583 * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll hide teeth in your Chinese food. * Halloween happened and The Bobs couldn’t be happier with their kids’ candy pillages. * The Nats won the Wold Series! The Tigers just barely missed the playoffs (by about 54 games). * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is more unbecoming than going commando to church, which you should totally try (send photos). * A UK couple found a tooth in their Chinese food. Knowing how well the British take care of their teeth we’re assuming this is normal for them. https://nypost.com/2019/10/29/couple-says-they-found-tooth-in-their-chinese-takeout/ * This guy’s girlfriend lives her life as a kitty cat. He must really enjoy pussy. https://nypost.com/2019/10/30/my-girlfriend-lives-life-as-a-kitty-cat-and-im-her-master/ * A Panama man’s rotting scrotum swelled so badly it was hanging below his knees. There’s just no possible way to make that sound any less atrocious. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10146658/man-scrotum-swelled-below-knees-rotting/ * A man was filmed fucking a pile of leaves. He must have hugged a tree and misread its reaction. https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/31/man-filmed-trying-sex-pile-leaves-jailed-eight-weeks-11018713/ * Since we’re on the topic of banging inanimate objects, this guy was arrested for having sex with a stuffed Olaf inside a Target store. Better than a pile of leaves, we suppose. https://www.local10.com/news/florida/florida-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-stuffed-olaf-at-target * A Kentucky woman gave birth to a 22-pound baby inside a McDonald’s restroom and named him Big Mac. Having experienced several McDonald’s restrooms, she dould have also named him E. coli McHepatitis. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/kentucky-woman-who-gave-birth-to-22-pound-baby-in-mcdonalds-restroom-names-newborn-big-mac/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627)

The Two Bobs episode 114 for Monday, October 21, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob had a Screamin’ Pumpkin from Griffin Claw. https://untappd.com/b/griffin-claw-brewing-company-screamin-pumpkin/434816 * Robert enjoyed a Caramel Macchiato Stout from Old Bust Head Brewing Co. https://www.oldbusthead.com/caramel-macchiato-stout * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll have you impregnated by aliens. * Another asshole on the internet invented an offensive pizza concoction. https://www.delish.com/food-news/news/a55692/candy-corn-pizza/ * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is just like that time you passed out drunk in college and your asshole hurt the next morning. You know what probably happened but you’d rather not think or talk about it. * A man with his own name tattooed on his neck was arrested after giving the cops a fake name. https://www.wandtv.com/news/man-with-his-own-name-tattooed-on-his-neck-arrested/article_e54180dc-ee97-11e9-9b49-b7632a872c1c.html * A Florida man named Samuel L. Jackson was accused of threatening a police officer. If he were the real Sammy J. that cop wouldn’t have lived to tell about it. https://www.clickorlando.com/strange-florida/florida-man-named-samuel-l-jackson-accused-of-threatening-cop * Florida woman was accused of beating her boyfriend with a metal detector for watching porn. https://www.wkyt.com/content/news/Elderly-Florida-woman-accused-of-hitting-boyfriend-with-metal-detector-for-watching-porn-563236502.html * A mom busted her kid for using Alexa to cheat on his his homework. https://wrif.com/2019/10/16/a-mom-busts-her-kid-for-using-alexa-to-help-with-homework/ * This guy asked farmers if he could have sex with their animals and then retaliated when he was denied. https://www.njherald.com/news/20191010/vernon-man-asked-to-have-sex-with-farm-animals-placed-tire-deflation-devices-on-driveways-when-denied * An Area 51 scientist claimed she was impregnated by an alien prisoner. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/area-51-scientist-claims-she-was-impregnated-by-an-alien-prisoner/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!

The Two Bobs episode 113 for Monday, October 14, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob had a Foster the Banana from Odd Side Ales. https://www.oddsideales.com/our-beers.html * Robert sucked down a Hansel and Kettle Imperial Oktoberfest from Three Notch’d. https://threenotchdbrewing.com * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll host a cat orgy in your bedroom. * Kids say the darnedest things. Here’s some of the funniest kids quiz answers the internet could provide. https://www.ranker.com/list/funny-kids-test-answers/robert-wabash * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is way more real than a Trump impeachment. * This chick straight-up tits-out flipped a stolen mail truck. https://www.koin.com/news/crashes/stolen-us-mail-truck-hits-trimet-bus-flips/ * This future trophy wife bit a truck stop petting zoo camel’s testicles. https://www.foxnews.com/us/camels-testicles-woman-louisiana-truck-stop-zoo-authorities * A homeowner found a naked man drinking milk in his kitchen. https://www.klfy.com/weird-news/homeowner-finds-naked-man-singing-in-kitchen-drinking-milk/ * A randy cat needed a glucose drip after banging five females (cats, not people) in one night. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/randy-cat-needed-glucose-drip-20465672 * An Alabama woman was arrested for calling the local sheriffs office to have her meth quality tested. https://www.wtap.com/content/news/Alabama-woman-calls-sheriffs-office-to-test-her-meth-deputies-say-562160691.html * If it looks like a duck, it’s probably a woman with an 8-inch clitoris. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/nigerian-court-determines-woman/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our Facebook Page * Check out our Instagram * Follow Rob on ...

The Two Bobs episode 112 for Monday, September 30, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob had a Raspberry Truffle W-n-B Coffee Oatmeal Imperial Stout from Terrapin. https://terrapinbeer.com/retired-beers/ * Robert sucked down a Chocolate Gateau Imperial Stout from Commonwealth. https://www.commonwealthbrewingcompany.com/beers/chocolate-gateau/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll replace your guacamole with wasabi. * Amazon released some cool shit. We talked about it. https://www.theverge.com/2019/9/25/20884206/amazon-alexa-echo-studio-show-8-dot-flex-buds-frames-specs-price-availability * Sammy J. Is coming to an Echo near you! https://www.insider.com/amazon-alexa-voice-samuel-l-jackson-2019-9 * This week we’re not having any CRAZY NEWS. Kidding! I’m sure it’s the only reason you still listen to this shit show. * Who said old people can’t be kinky? This crazy geriatric will slap the shit out of you for even thinking it. http://www.barcroft.tv/bdsm-grandma-dominatrix-mistress-sophia * Pacific Islander invents medical penis-enlarging breakthrough. His dick eventually fell off but he had the wildest two years of his life. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9959487/man-penis-rots-injected-vaseline/ * Mother of the Year candidate locked her three-year-old in her car while she went stripping. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/child-neglect/stripper-busted-for-child-neglect-384692 * A case of mistaken identity led this lady to take a big ol’ bite of wasabi thinking it was avocado. She’ll be alright. Well, except for her heart. Her heart is fucked. https://www.foxnews.com/health/wasabi-avocado-broken-heart-syndrome.amp * Sheriff deputies pulled over an amish buggy with a killer stereo system. https://www.wkbn.com/news/local-news/trumbull-co-sheriffs-deputies-pull-over-amish-buggy-with-stereo-system/ * A man in Hawaii was hospitalized for getting his dick stuck in a giant clam. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/hawaii-scuba-diver-hospitalized-after-his-penis-gets-stuck-in-giant-clam/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!

The Two Bobs episode 111 for Monday, September 27, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob had a Dragon’s Milk Reserve: Raspberry Hibiscus from New Holland. https://dragonsmilk.com/dragons-milk-reserve * Robert sucked down a Last Leaf Maple Brown Ale from Starr Hill. https://starrhill.com/brews/last-leaf/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll transplant pubes on your head. * Rob got a new Apple toy. Robert fucked up the preorder so his is coming Holiday 2019. * This week’s CRAZY NEWS gives life a new meaning...not in a good way. * Some people love. This basket case is in love with Tetris. https://egamingdesk.com/lifestyle/maths-student-about-to-marry-her-tetris-game/ * Florida couple bang one out in a cop car. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/florida-couple-sex-in-cop-car_n_5d810349e4b03b5fc88a7ebc * Florida man parked his Smart Car in his kitchen so it wouldn’t blow away. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/smart-car-in-kitchen_n_5d712173e4b01108045ad4a8 * You vape, bro? This guy pulled a gun on a woman for not wanting to take a hit. https://www.ajc.com/news/national/florida-man-accused-pulling-gun-woman-who-refused-try-his-vape-pen-mcdonald/RfptGCKo1ThNJailsqSaSL/ * Woman attacks a man for taking her broomstick. We’re definitely not in Kansas anymore! Yep...we’re in Florida. https://www.wctv.tv/content/news/Florida-woman-bites-hits-man-with-light-bulb-for-taking-her-broomstick-deputies-say-560074451.html * A doctor successfully transplanted pubic and anal hair on a bald patient’s head. Still no cure for cancer though. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/brazilian-surgeon-successfully-transplants-pubic-and-anal-hair-follicles-on-bald-patients/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our Facebook Page * Check out our Instagram

The Two Bobs episode 110 for Monday, September 9, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob had an Ola Dubh 18 Year Special Reserve from Harviestoun. https://untappd.com/b/harviestoun-brewery-ola-dubh-18-year-special-reserve/13868 * Robert sucked down an Imperial Milk Stout from Ardent. https://untappd.com/b/ardent-craft-ales-imperial-milk-stout/1861131 * Follow us on Untappd or Popeye’s will stop making chicken sandwiches. * Fake smiling at work increases drinking habits. https://abcnews4.com/news/offbeat/new-study-suggests-fake-smiling-at-work-increases-drinking-habits * This week’s CRAZY NEWS was all written using a Sharpie, so it must be true! * An angry Popeye’s customer pulls a gun over their elusive chicken sandwich. https://abc13.com/angry-customers-pull-gun-over-popeyes-chicken-sandwiches/5510088/ * Made of honor is told she could “wear anything,” presenting the perfect opportunity to dust off the T-Rex costume she bought that one crazy night in college. Don’t worry, she disinfected it before the wedding. https://nypost.com/2019/09/03/maid-of-honor-wears-t-rex-costume-after-being-told-she-could-wear-anything/ * Florida man broke into a home to make himself breakfast (perfectly normal in Florida) and tells the homeowner to “go back to sleep.” https://www.huffpost.com/entry/gavin-crim-arrested-florida_n_5d7193cce4b0fd4168e7dc55 * A man broke into a Subway and made himself a sandwich...and that’s about all that happened here!https://dcist.com/story/19/09/05/man-breaks-into-d-c-subway-in-the-middle-of-the-night-makes-himself-a-sandwich/ * One family’s EasyJet flight was delayed, until Dad decided to pilot the flight himself. https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/familys-easyjet-holiday-flight-delayed-16867995 * Lottery winner bought his former workplace and forced his former boss to wear a mascot costume. If that’s not on your bucket list it should be. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/lottery-winner-buys-his-former-workplace-and-forces-his-former-boss-to-wear-mascot-costume/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on

The Two Bobs episode 109 for Monday, September 2, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob had a PB Porter from Elk Brewing. https://www.elkbrewing.com * Robert sucked down a Nitro Chocolate Milkshake Imperial Milk Stout from Southern Tier. https://www.stbcbeer.com/beer/chocolate-milkshake/ * Follow us on Untappd or we’ll dress you up like a gigantic chicken sandwich and send you into a Popeye’s. * Pizza is good. Quesadillas are good. Pizzadillas should be good, right? https://time.com/5660948/deep-fried-quesadilla-pizza-video-recipe/ * Popeye’s decided to put a chicken patty in a bun and the world has lost its shit. https://newschannel9.com/news/local/east-ridge-man-sues-popeyes-over-wasted-time-no-chicken-sandwich * This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make one time Charlie Sheen went off the deep end feel like the sermon at Sunday morning church service! * A guy in South Carolina was forced to march down the street naked over a debt owed to his dealer. Drugs may have been involved. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/south-carolina-streaker-730491 * So much happened in this story including pig masks, Pokémon, and sex in public. It’s best that you just read the article. https://www.thelocal.se/20160816/pig-mask-pair-enjoy-waterwheel-sex-after-pokmon-hunter-attack * If you’re into geriatric gang bangs you’ll want to read this one. https://www.nst.com.my/world/2019/08/515048/85-year-old-woman-caught-having-sex-publicwith-five-elderly-men * Arguably one of the stupidest criminals we’ve ever mentioned on TTB left a photocopy of his face at the scene of the crime. https://torontosun.com/news/local-news/man-left-photocopy-of-face-after-alleged-break-in-cops * No. https://www.unilad.co.uk/health/woman-thinks-she-has-water-in-her-ear-doctors-find-venomous-brown-recluse-spider/ * A man sold to the circus as a baby is working hard to buy his freedom. GoFundMe link to follow. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mississippi-man-who-was-legally-sold-to-circus-as-a-baby-still-owned-by-company-says-court-judge/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things:

The Two Bobs episode 108 for Monday, August 26, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob had an Underground Mountain Brown from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/underground-mountain-brown/ * Robert enjoyed a Wolf Pup Session IPA from Golden Road Brewing. https://www.goldenroad.la/beers/wolf-pup-session-ipa * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll plant Donald Trump ecstasy on you and call the cops. * Bells has a Light Two Hearted Ale just in case you’re into those kinds of things. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/bells-light-hearted-ale-low-calorie-beer-two-hearted-ipa * Fall is near and therefore all the pumpkin spice things are coming, including this latest one: Pumpkin Spice Mystery Meat! Alright, it’s SPAM...so basically the same thing. https://www.cnet.com/news/pumpkin-spice-spam-is-coming-and-its-not-a-joke/ * This week’s CRAZY NEWS will blow your mind so bad you’ll have to change your underwear. Enjoy! * Florida man bought $8,000 rims for his hooptie, claimed they were stolen, then tried to sell them on Craigslist. http://thefloridamantimes.com/raytheon-slater-florida-man-august-9 * Is that a hand grenade in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Florida-Man-Tells-Deputies-He-Has-Live-Grenade-During-Traffic-Stop-Later-Arrested-533591791.html * What screams ‘MAGA’ more than illegal drugs with our pumpkin-colored President on them? (Answer: Everything) https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-ecstasy-pills-donald-trump-head-president-20190818-tnj7irunurft3cx5z7dsny42my-story.html * Most call it cuddle therapy. We call it prostitution. Talk amongst yourselves. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7371783/Cuddle-therapist-accused-sexual-misconduct-NIPPLE-ended-womans-mouth.html * This virgin got in trouble for performing a home castration. https://www.local10.com/news/florida/florida-man-charged-with-performing-castration-at-home * Are you a grown-ass man living in your parents’ basement and unable to hold a job? If so, you probably play Pokémon Go. We gotta hand it to this guy though. https://abc7.