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The Two Bobs episode 131 for Monday, June 1, 2020: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a Raspberry Vanilla Java Porter from Atwater. https://www.atwaterbeer.com/beer/raspberry-vjp/ * Robert had a Hoptropolis IPA from New Realm Brewing. https://newrealmbrewing.com/beer/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll replace your loved on with sex dolls. You’ll probably like that though, you sick fucker. * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like the upcoming election only it doesn’t involve an idiotic pumpkin. * This lady is very passionate about her McDonald’s and prefers the full dine-in experience. https://wjla.com/news/nation-world/okcpd-respond-to-shooting-outside-mcdonalds-in-sw-okc * The Koreans don’t know how to properly use sex dolls. https://www.espn.com/soccer/fc-seoul/story/4096932/fc-seoul-hit-with-record-fine-for-placing-sex-dolls-in-the-stands * Granny panties make great face masks. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-strips-use-knickers-face-22086839 * Kids do the damnedest things, including letting poisonous spiders bite them to gain superpowers. https://nypost.com/2020/05/25/boys-let-black-widow-bite-them-in-hopes-of-turning-into-spider-man/ * There are two reasons to break into a bank: To get money and—the more obvious reason—to warm up your Hot Pockets. https://www.10news.com/news/local-news/man-says-he-broke-into-san-diego-wells-fargo-bank-to-heat-up-his-hot-pockets Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our Facebook Page * Check out our Instagram * Follow Rob on Untappd * Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs have swag: http://www.thetwobobs.com/swag The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our 

The Two Bobs episode 130 for Monday, May 11, 2020: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a PB & J’ale’y from Elk Brewing. https://untappd.com/b/elk-brewing-pb-and-j-ale-y/1529768 * Robert had a Hazy Like A Fox IPA from New Realm Brewing. https://newrealmbrewing.com/beer/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll pelt you with crack pipes. * For many Americans, perhaps the biggest loss during this pandemic has been the closure of thousands of strip clubs across the globe. One such establishment in Oregon has found a way to keep stroking its customers’…egos. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/drive-thru-strip-club-coronavirus_n_5eac4c0ec5b624b39692963d * This week’s CRAZY NEWS won’t hurt as much as that one time you took an entire bottle Viagra and had a boner for 37 straight days. * A guy walks into a Dunkin Donuts without pants. If you were waiting for the punch line you’re shit out of luck. https://www.wcax.com/content/news/Police-man-went-into-Dunkin-without-pants-570266821.html * This lady was doing work in her garage with her funbags hanging out. To make matters worse, they weren’t wearing face masks. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/garage-exposure-collar-625819 * A North Carolina man was charged with a bunch of shit after a bizarre confrontation ended with two sheriff deputies being dragged by his car. https://www.wsoctv.com/news/local/man-charged-after-2-deputies-dragged-by-car-during-bizarre-confrontation/XB4C7XZP3NEQHOG7PETS3RDCPM/ * A crackhead threw his pipe at a cop’s face. It’s odd that a crackhead did something stupid. Probably voted for Trump too… http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/thrown-crack-pipe-628430 * An 18-year old was arrested for breaking into a hair salon to shave his head…and his pubes…and jerking off. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/18-year-old-arrested-for-breaking-into-hair-salon-and-giving-himself-a-haircut/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our Facebook Page * Check out our Instagram * Follow

The Two Bobs episode 128 for Monday, May 4, 2020: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a Check to the Head Crème Ale from Dark Horse. https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/1471/405064/ * Robert had a Frangelic Mountain Brown from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/frangelic-mountain-brown/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll plant a prosthetic penis in your burrito. * We called one of our favorite listeners and conducted a wellness check after some texts Rob received while recording this episode. * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is worse than trying to procure two-ply toilet paper on Amazon. * Coors Light delivered 150 cans of beer to a 93-year-old woman after her plea for more beer went viral. Rob is going to plea for more Founder’s in hopes he has the same stroke of luck. https://www.tmz.com/2020/04/13/coors-light-delivers-150-beers-93-year-old-viral-plea-i-need-more-beer-coronavirus-lockdown/ * Speedy Gonzalez was accused of writing fraudulent checks he stole from the mail. https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/speedy-gonzalez-accused-stealing-mail-checks/2KXBINRACBB6HMOVEW3NMXOTBM/ * Florida man was arrested after calling 911 requesting booze and ice cream. Seems he was just trying to follow Florida’s stay at home order. https://www.nbc-2.com/story/42063781/florida-man-arrested-after-asking-deputies-to-return-with-booze-and-ice-cream * A Louisiana man set fire to his mother’s shed out of anger for not receiving his stimulus check. https://www.katc.com/news/covering-louisiana/avoyelles-man-allegedly-sets-fire-to-shed-out-of-anger-for-not-receiving-stimulus-check * A Taco Bell employee was arrested for serving his prosthetic penis to a customer in a burrito. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/taco-bell-employee-arrested-for-serving-his-prosthetic-penis-in-a-customers-burrito/ * A woman in Miami mugged a convenience store using a bloody tampon infected with coronavirus. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/miami-woman-mugs-convenience-store-with-bloody-tampon-infected-with-coronavirus/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627)

The Two Bobs episode 128 for Monday, April 13, 2020: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a Carrot Cake Cream Ale from Perrin. https://www.perrinbrewing.com/carrot-cake-cream-ale-release/# * Robert had a 40th Anniversary Hoppy Ale from Sierra Nevada. https://sierranevada.com/beer/40th-anniversary-hoppy-ale/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll shit in your drinking fountain. * Stanford University invented a toilet seat that takes photographs of your ass hole while you’re taking a shit and sends it to the internet. https://mashable.com/article/smart-toilet-analprint-scan/ * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like one of Trump’s daily COVID-19 briefings minus all of the lies and exaggerations. Enjoy! * A prison inmate beat the shit out of his cell mate for asking him to courtesy flush. https://www.wptv.com/entertainment/weird-news/key-west-man-attacks-cellmate-after-being-asked-for-courtesy-flush * Some Czech nudists got into legal trouble for not wearing face masks. Rob thinks they should have put their underwear over their heads. https://kafkadesk.org/2020/04/05/czech-nudists-reprimanded-by-police-for-not-wearing-face-masks/ * A U-Haul catches on fire after a guy throws lit fireworks at a woman while an unknown third party is siphoning gas from another vehicle. We’re sure your pea brain can guess how the rest played out. If not, put down your Pokémon cards and listen carefully. https://www.kezi.com/content/news/Man-arrested-after-starting-fire-among-4-U-Haul-trucks-569392381.html * A woman in Florida stripped naked and danced around the street swinging a golf club. While the article did not provide photographic evidence, we’ll go out on a limb and say she’s probably not worth googling. https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2020/04/07/woman-undies-dances-road-swings-golf-club-vero-beach/5103026002/ * Thousands in San Francisco have the covid after an infected homeless man defecated in a public drinking fountain. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/san-francisco-thousands-infected-by-coronavirus-after-homeless-man-defecated-in-drinking-fountain/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627)

The Two Bobs episode 127 for Monday, April 6, 2020: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a Nitro Hot Cocoa Imperial Milke Stout from Southern Tier. https://stbcbeer.com/beers/hot-cocoa/ * Robert had a Hobo Imperial Milk Stout with Vanilla Bean from Caboose Brewing. At this point we’re not even trying to avoid repeating the same beers on the show. Fuck it. https://www.caboosebrewing.com/vanilla-bean-hobo-stout/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or Rob will have his dog Finnigan (he’s a good boy) drive your car off a bridge. * Some random banter about Oreos, COVID-19 and some other shit. * This week’s CRAZY NEWS has probably been orchestrated by the liberal fake news media to stop Trump’s re-election. Of course, nobody but Trump and his gun-toting, racist, redneck followers actually believes that. * Some guy tried to teach his dog to drive. It went about how you'd expect it. https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/30/us/washington-man-arrested-pit-bull-drive-trnd/index.html * A couple of losers may have broken into a house. One hid in a garbage bin until the trash truck came to pick it up. https://www.stgeorgeutah.com/news/archive/2020/03/24/asd-home-invader-hiding-in-dumpster-surprised-by-trash-day-pick-up-deputies-arrest-3/ * To save the cops some time, this couple decided to have at it in the parking lot of a police station. https://www.al.com/news/birmingham/2020/03/couple-caught-having-sex-in-police-parking-lot-walked-to-jail-authorities-say.html * Topless woman can't drive, probably even when she has her shirt on. https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2020/04/01/topless-woman-resists-arrest-dallas-police-chase-suv-crash/ * Some chick got married over 300 times, and doesn't seem like she's going to stop any time soon. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/nevada-woman-sets-world-record-by-getting-married-for-314th-time-at-drive-thru-wedding-chapel/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our Facebook Page * Check out our

The Two Bobs episode 126 for Monday, March 30, 2020: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a Sticky Toffee Pudding Ale from Eagle Brewery, formally known as Well’s. Again, we’ve already had this beer on the show before. We blame the pandemic. https://eaglebrewery.co.uk/beers/sticky-toffee-pudding/ * Robert had a CBS from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/cbs/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll replace your hand soap with cheese. * COVID-19 banter because we haven’t gotten enough of it lately. * This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make you wonder how society is going to make it through this pandemic. Here’s a hint: don’t do any of the things most of these dipshits have done. * Woman discovers the bar soap she’s been using to wash her hands is actually a block of cheese. https://www.irishpost.com/news/woman-discovers-bar-soap-shes-washing-hands-days-block-cheese-181710 * This Instawhore thought it would be a good idea to lick a toilet seat to prove that she’s a complete fucking moron. Mission: Accomplished. https://www.businessinsider.sg/girl-films-herself-licking-plane-toilet-seat-coronavirus-challenge-video-2020-3 * Oregon police have asked the public to stop calling 911 when they’ve run out of toilet paper. https://www.foxnews.com/us/oregon-police-public-stop-calling-911-toilet-paper * A Portland strip club closed due to coronavirus opened a curbside food delivery service called “Boober Eats”. https://www.inquisitr.com/5950409/portland-strip-club-boober-eats/ * A man is hospitalized for believing eating toilet paper would cure him from coronavirus.https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-hospitalized-after-he-believed-eating-toilet-paper-could-cure-him-from-coronavirus/ * Chinese authorities have confirmed that patient zero had sex with bats. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/covid-19-chinese-health-authorities-confirm-patient-zero-had-sex-with-bats/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our

The Two Bobs episode 125 for Monday, March 9, 2020: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a Coconut Vanilla Java Porter from Atwater. https://www.atwaterbeer.com/beer/coconut-vjp/ * Robert had a Looking Glass IPA from Starr Hill. https://starrhill.com/brews/looking-glass/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll shut down your funeral brothel. You’ll be out on the streets, you sick bastard. * Listen, we love animals but prefer they go away once they’re dead. This guy...not so much. https://www.facebook.com/OnlyHumanChannel/videos/vb.748719995296565/859514967804043/ * This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make you burn when you pee. That’s probably nothing new for you though. You might wanna see your doctor. * This lady pampered her perfect succulent for years before realizing it was fake. https://nypost.com/2020/03/03/woman-waters-perfect-plant-for-2-years-before-realizing-its-fake/ * A Louisiana resident whose license plate expired in 1997 gave the police the worst excuse ever. https://www.wfla.com/news/national/louisiana-driver-with-license-plate-that-expired-in-1997-told-police-ive-been-busy-lately-and-totally-forgot/ * A guy brings an unexpected—but kind of expected—guest to his sister’s wedding. https://www.clevelandjewishnews.com/news/local_news/brother-crashes-sister-s-beachwood-wedding-with-a-llama/article_311bf292-5da3-11ea-afef-c74f14b641ce.html * Nobody divorces Captain Kirk and walks away with even a drop of horse semen. https://pagesix.com/2020/03/05/william-shatner-gets-horse-semen-in-divorce-settlement/ * The FBI shut down a brothel operating in a funeral home. They never let anyone have any fun! https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/new-mexico-fbi-sting-shuts-down-brothel-operating-in-funeral-home-22-arrests/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our Facebook Page * Check out our

The Two Bobs episode 124 for Monday, March 2, 2020: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a Banana Bread Beer from Eagle Brewery. https://eaglebrewery.co.uk/beers/banana-bread/ * Robert had a Hoppy Anniversary Ale from Sierra Nevada. https://sierranevada.com/beer/40th-anniversary-hoppy-ale/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll stick potatoes up your ass. * Rob is having surgery to get out of work. What’s your excuse? If you’re not bright enough to think of anything here’s a few ideas. https://www.rd.com/funny-stuff/excuses-for-calling-out-of-work/ * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is a bigger train wreck than Michael Bloomberg’s first presidential debate. * Hemorrhoids? Stick potatoes up your ass! #lifehack https://nypost.com/2020/02/27/putting-potatoes-up-your-butt-wont-cure-hemorrhoids-doctors-warn/ * Florida man couldn’t get his nurse’s attention so he did the only logical thing and set his hospital bed on fire. https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article240624047.html * Couple was arrested after a topless happy birthday joyride ended in a crash. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/memorable-birthday-240567 * A Georgia bar manager encountered some legal trouble after hosting a Kama sutra contest on Valentine’s Day. It turns out that when you offer $500 to a bunch of drunk people to “act out” their favorite sex positions some of them will take things too far. https://www.11alive.com/article/news/local/gwinnett-kama-sutra-contest-chiquititas-bar/85-e84d5047-9317-4243-adcf-71250618fa5d * A Detroit-area drug dealer was arrested for biting a police dog at the airport for sniffing him https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/drug-dealer-wasted-on-crack-bites-a-police-dog-after-getting-sniffed-at-the-detroit-airport/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our Facebook Page * Check out our Instagram * Follow Rob on Untappd * Follow

The Two Bobs episode 123 for Monday, February 24, 2020: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a Robusta Nut Coconut Chocolate Porter from Petoskey Brewing. https://www.petoskeybrewing.com/ontap * Robert had a Red Zeppelin IPA from Blue Mountain. https://bluemountainbrewery.com/beer/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll put a life size Donald Trump cutout at the foot of your bed while you’re asleep. * We found actual footage of elderly listener trying to give Rob gas money. https://twitter.com/rexchapman/status/1226905547523293188?s=21 * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like finally getting your hands on a Popeye’s chicken sandwich only to find out someone replaced the chicken with dog shit. * A trooper finds a bag of drugs labeled “BAG OF DRUGS” in someone’s car. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/02/04/trooper-finds-bag-labeled-bag-full-drugs/4661250002/ * This guy was pissed when he was told he couldn’t bring his emotional support Trump cutout to dialysis. https://foxbaltimore.com/news/nation-world/man-upset-that-he-cant-take-life-sized-cardboard-cutout-of-trump-to-dialysis * A guy with “crime pays” tattooed across his forehead is in jail…again. https://abcnews.go.com/US/man-huge-forehead-tattoo-crime-pays-back-jail/story?id=69067514 * A California man assaulted a restaurant employee with a burrito. https://abc7news.com/5944112/ * A burglar snorted dried semen thinking it was cocaine and contracted herpes and syphilis. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/burglar-snorts-dried-sperm-thinking-it-was-cocaine-contracts-herpes-and-syphilis/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our Facebook Page * Check out our Instagram * Follow Rob on Untappd * Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs have swag: http://www.thetwobobs.com/swag

The Two Bobs episode 122 for Monday, February 10, 2020: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob chugged a Southern Tier Nitro Crème Brûlée Stout. https://stbcbeer.com/beers/creme-brulee-stout/ * Robert knocked back a Three Notch’d 40 Miles to the Border Agave IPA. https://www.taphunter.com/beer/three-notchd-40-miles-to-the-border/6018576343891968 * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll kidnap you. Ahh, what the hell are we talking about? You're probably overweight so that's impossible. * Fat people are harder to kidnap. Who knew? Apparently a joint called East of Chicago Pizza. https://www.wbrc.com/2020/01/28/fat-people-are-harder-kidnap-controversial-barberton-pizza-shop-billboard-taken-down-after-backlash/ * Crazy News so crazy that even the craziest of crazies say "That's crazy!" * A Facebook Marketplace transaction involving frozen shrimp goes terribly wrong. https://triblive.com/local/pittsburgh-allegheny/fight-over-shrimp-on-pittsburghs-north-side-lands-two-women-in-jail/  * Some genius decided to register his beer as an emotional support beer. For some reason it didn't go over well. https://nypost.com/2020/01/21/brooklyn-man-registers-beer-as-emotional-support-animal/  * A 19-year-old who really likes tomatoes got angry with her elderly dinner mates for not having enough tomatoes. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/teen-tomato-beef-650973  * Who knew calling 9-1-1 was an aphrodisiac? We've got the answers. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/return-of-duddles-275108  * Over a month now mi woman a lose all a har panty dem. http://jamaica-star.com/article/news/20200131/panty-thief-beaten-mobay  * Patty O'Furniture couldn't get chicks the usual way, so he stepped up his game. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/irish-midget-accused-of-posing-as-a-leprechaun-to-extort-sex-from-26-women-in-exchange-for-pot-of-gold/  Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our

The Two Bobs episode 121 for Monday, January 27, 2020: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob sucked down a Flying Buffalo Jamaican Rum and Vanilla Imperial Stout from Griffin Claw. https://griffinclawbrewingcompany.com * Robert enjoyed a Hobo Imperial Stout with Vanilla Bean from Caboose Brewing Co. https://www.caboosebrewing.com/vanilla-bean-hobo-stout * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll release frozen iguanas into your home. * This angry bird doesn’t like his cage. https://imgur.com/gallery/yXm8bmL * Pebbles on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXzXd8pSZ5dBEDoG9e_rmqg/videos * Chinese translation fails are funny. https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-chinese-translation-fails/ * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like that one time you sat on your hand for an hour then jerked off so it felt like someone else was doing it. * Idiot bank robber forgot to cut holes in his pillow case mask. https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/blundering-bank-robber-forced-remove-pillowcase-disguise-after-forgetting-cut-eye-holes-1369093 * A serial parking lot pooper is brought to justice. https://www.metrowestdailynews.com/news/20200122/natick-police-arrest-parking-lot-pooper-suspect-is-accused-of-eight-incidents * In case you were wondering, frozen iguanas sometimes thaw out and come back to life. Science. https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2018/01/08/guy-in-florida-loads-car-with-frozen-iguanas-they-warm-up-come-back-to-life-cause-car-accident/ * PSA: Don’t jerk off with banana peels. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10795074/doctors-stop-banana-peelings-pleasure-rashes-sores/ * A half-naked twerker is arrested and spits in officers’ faces. https://www.fox7austin.com/news/twerking-austin-woman-arrested-spits-in-officers-face * This guy was arrested for operating a discount burial service out of his backyard. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-operating-fake-funeral-home-arrested-for-burying-167-corpses-in-his-backyard/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) ...

The Two Bobs episode 120 for Monday, January 20, 2020: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob sucked down a Cozy Blanket from Short’s. https://www.shortsbrewing.com/beers/cozyblanket/ * Robert enjoyed a Siren Noire from Heavy Seas. https://www.hsbeer.com/brews * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll put bull stimulant in your coffee. * We got a voicemail from a very special listener...in so many ways. It was poetic! * Cheesecake Factory is releasing ice cream made from actual cheesecake. We could feel our arteries constricting just talking about it. https://www.delish.com/food-news/a30515425/cheesecake-factory-ice-cream-line/ * This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make you want to crawl back up into your mother’s uterus. * Gwyneth Paltrow released a vagina-scented candle and it sold out. We’re assuming the buyers were all middle-aged men who thought the candles were actually made from Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina. https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/gwyneth-paltrows-goop-vagina-scented-candle * This whackjob beat her boyfriend up for leaving her dog out in the rain. We wonder if he knows Finnigan... https://idahonews.com/news/local/oregon-woman-punches-boyfriend-in-the-face-twice-for-leaving-dog-in-the-rain * Florida police responded after a neighbor reported hearing someone screaming “Let me out!” It was Gwyneth Paltrow trapped inside her vagina candle factory. Kidding! https://apnews.com/1ceb50398e70c70ecde9be56ef8a2d34 * A man south of the border was hospitalized after suffering a three-day erection for taking bull stimulants. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-suffers-three-day-erection-21271951 * Have you ever gotten your dick stuck in a metal pipe? Well, if you’ve been considering fucking one you should consider listening to this story. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7885173/Mans-penis-ROTS-gets-stuck-metal-pipe-five-days.html * Have you ever gotten frostbite on your dick? Well, if you’ve been thinking about fucking a snowman you should consider listening to this story. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/minnesota-man-suffers-extreme-frostbite-to-genitals-after-drunken-sex-with-snowman-he-mistook-for-ex-wife/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on

The Two Bobs episode 119 for Monday, January 13, 2020: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob sucked down a Widow Maker Black Ale from Keweenaw Brewing Co. Widow Maker Black Ale https://www.kbc.beer/our-brews * Robert enjoyed a Frangelic Mountain Brown from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/frangelic-mountain-brown/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll send a 76-year old hooker to your house. * Have you heard of the Krispy Kreme challenge? It’s where you run several miles while eating a dozen donuts. Everyone who finishes without vomiting or dying wins. http://krispykremechallenge.com/#intro * This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make you laugh, make you cry, and possibly give you a raging erection. * Rage over McDonald’s dipping sauce lands a woman in jail. Can’t say we’ve never been there! (Dipping sauce rage, not jail.) http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/dipping-sauce-meltdown-412059 * A woman is arrested for trying to pass her dog’s piss off as her own. https://www.lex18.com/news/woman-arrested-after-trying-to-pass-of-dogs-urine-as-own * These dumbasses got busted for trying to cash a fake lottery ticket using super glue. https://www.wapt.com/article/2-caught-trying-to-cash-in-fake-dollar100k-scratch-off-ticket-police-say/30417525 * High school English teacher is charged with shitting on a park building several times a day for two years. https://madison.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/milton-teacher-admits-defecating-in-rural-whitewater-park-for-more/article_746265fe-565a-53d6-9b90-a72606a7fcb6.html * A 76-year old hooker announced her retirement after turning her 500,000th trick. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/a-page-turns-in-las-vegas-history-76-year-old-prostitute-retires-after-satisfying-her-500000th-client/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our Facebook Page * Check out our

The “Best Of” TTB for Monday, December 23, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob sucked down a Birch Bark Porter from Kickstand Brewing. https://www.kickstandbrewingco.com/menu/beer-on-tap/ * Robert enjoyed a Bourbon Barrel GBS from Hardywood. https://hardywood.com/beer/bourbon-barrel-gbs/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll tell your kids who really puts the presents under the Christmas tree. * It’s time for this year’s Not-So-Secret Santa! * The Bobs picked out some of the best CRAZY NEWS moments from the last year or so. Warning: It’s fucking long but fucking hilarious. Merry Christmas, Bitches! Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our Facebook Page * Check out our Instagram * Follow Rob on Untappd * Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs have swag: http://www.thetwobobs.com/swag The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 118 for Monday, December 9 or 10 (calendars are hard), 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob sucked down a Northern Hawk Owl from Right Brain. https://www.rightbrainbrewery.com * Robert enjoyed an Eagle Aye-P-A from Six Bears & A Goat. https://www.6bgbrewingco.com/on-tap * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll crash your midget sex party. * The latest fab diet, which does nothing to help you lose weight or live a healthier lifestyle, is definitely something we can get behind. https://people.com/food/taco-cleanse-we-tried-it/ * This week’s CRAZY NEWS will be like that time you got blackout drunk, ate an entire large pizza, then spent the next day blowing up a Bob Evan’s restroom. * Breaking into someone’s house is obviously acceptable behavior but stealing pizza ingredients should be punishable by death. https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/12/03/why-stranger-pink-swiping-pizza-ingredients-my-house/4295683002/ * Woman provides discount orthodontics out of her home. Don’t worry, she’s not licensed but she has teeth herself (that counts for something, right?) and she does house calls. https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2019/12/03/botched-braces-dentists-concerned-about-womans-facebook-ad-for-at-home-orthodontics/ * An elderly couple is arrested for performing sexual acts on each other in public. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/elderly-encounter-281750 * A masturbating man punches his accuser after refusing to put his snake back in its cage. https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-masturbating-man-punches-accuser-say-cops-20191129-nfiyy6d5kbbrxabeayg7uqq64u-story.html * A Canadian asshole (also known as “A Canadian”) is arrested for throwing buckets of shit on people. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/laurenstrapagiel/toronto-poop-bucket-attacks * 71 are arrested after a sex party involving midgets, emus and a “fountain of sperm” is raided, proving that some things are just too good to be true. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/san-francisco-police-interrupts-sex-party-involving-midgets-emus-and-a-fountain-of-sperm-71-arrests/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things:

The Two Bobs episode 117 for Monday, November 25, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob had an Even More Little Tiny Baby Jesus from EVILTWIN. http://www.eviltwin.dk * Robert enjoyed a Mean Old Tom from Maine Beer Co. https://www.mainebeercompany.com/mean-old-tom * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll hide crack in your car and call the cops. * We talked about the worst Thanksgiving foods, according to some random web site. https://www.mandatory.com/living/1534289-ranked-worst-thanksgiving-foods * This week’s CRAZY NEWS will remind you of that one time you accidentally got a hooker with herpes but you were really wasted and horny so you just rolled with it. * What better way to prove someone is dead than to carry the corpse around in a body bag? https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/women-turn-up-corpse-body-20922314 * Man is pulled over for drunk driving and tells the cops he’s been smoking crack since the 80’s. https://www.sebastiandaily.com/crime/sebastian-man-says-hes-been-smoking-crack-since-the-1980s-19760/ * Florida man robbed a bank and then instructed the teller to give him less money. https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-bank-teller-robbery-less-money * A man is arrested for attacking his brother for not supporting him entering America’s Got Talent. Now his only talent is dropping the soap in the prison shower. https://www.wfmj.com/story/41335571/man-accused-of-attacking-brother-for-not-supporting-him-entering-americas-got-talent * Florida man was arrested for hiding drugs in his belly button. https://nypost.com/2019/11/19/380-pound-florida-man-arrested-after-hiding-drugs-in-belly-button/ * A Tinder whore is facing a class action lawsuit after giving crabs to 139 different men. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-on-tinder-faces-class-action-lawsuit-after-she-gave-crabs-to-139-different-men/  Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our Facebook Page * Check out our

The Two Bobs episode 116 for Monday, November 18, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob had a Dry Honey Saison from Old Nation. https://untappd.com/b/old-nation-brewing-co-dry-honey-saison-woodshed-pilot-series/2728997 * Robert enjoyed a Double Trouble IPA from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/double-trouble/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll defile your mannequins. * We switched to YouTube TV. It’s better than AT&T TV NOW, and not just because you can say the whole name without stopping for air. * The Astros cheated and still couldn’t beat the Nats. * Disney+ has officially launched. So much streamy goodness, all over your faces. * This week’s CRAZY NEWS reminds us of that time you did bath salts and tried to eat your neighbor’s cat. * A tourist in New Zealand flooded his apartment to get rid of an underperforming sex worker. Most people just throw coke out of an open window to get bad hookers to leave. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7620137/New-Zealand-tourist-flooded-apartment-tried-rid-sex-worker.html * This guy’s car was being stolen so he did the only logical thing and jumped onto the hood. https://www.boston25news.com/news/video-shows-man-jump-on-hood-of-own-car-as-it-was-being-stolen-in-south-end/1005512486 * A man was arrested for breaking into a store to save the mannequins from sex trafficking. https://www.ky3.com/content/news/Eldon-Mo-man-arrested-after-breaking-into-store-to-save-mannequins-from-sex-trafficking-564676331.html * This guy told police the wind blew a bag of cocaine into his car. Weird considering the windows were all closed. https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/11/15/man-tells-police-wind-may-have-blown-bag-cocaine-car/2572962001/ * BarkBox is in hot water for sending sex toys disguised as dog toys. https://www.aol.com/article/lifestyle/2019/11/11/barkbox-big-honkin-pigs-in-a-blanket-controversy/23858448/ * A man was arrested for sexually assaulting a police horse whole sleep walking. All opposed say “naaaaaaaayyyy”. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/new-york-man-arrested-for-sexually-assaulting-a-police-horse-while-sleepwalking/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.

The Two Bobs episode 115 for Monday, November 4, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob had an Electron Brown from Old Nation. https://www.ratebeer.com/beer/old-nation-electron-brown/497138/ * Robert enjoyed an Untitled Art Chocolate Macaroon Imperial Stout from Cerebral Brewing. https://untappd.com/b/untitled-art-chocolate-macaroon-imperial-stout/3334583 * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll hide teeth in your Chinese food. * Halloween happened and The Bobs couldn’t be happier with their kids’ candy pillages. * The Nats won the Wold Series! The Tigers just barely missed the playoffs (by about 54 games). * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is more unbecoming than going commando to church, which you should totally try (send photos). * A UK couple found a tooth in their Chinese food. Knowing how well the British take care of their teeth we’re assuming this is normal for them. https://nypost.com/2019/10/29/couple-says-they-found-tooth-in-their-chinese-takeout/ * This guy’s girlfriend lives her life as a kitty cat. He must really enjoy pussy. https://nypost.com/2019/10/30/my-girlfriend-lives-life-as-a-kitty-cat-and-im-her-master/ * A Panama man’s rotting scrotum swelled so badly it was hanging below his knees. There’s just no possible way to make that sound any less atrocious. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10146658/man-scrotum-swelled-below-knees-rotting/ * A man was filmed fucking a pile of leaves. He must have hugged a tree and misread its reaction. https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/31/man-filmed-trying-sex-pile-leaves-jailed-eight-weeks-11018713/ * Since we’re on the topic of banging inanimate objects, this guy was arrested for having sex with a stuffed Olaf inside a Target store. Better than a pile of leaves, we suppose. https://www.local10.com/news/florida/florida-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-stuffed-olaf-at-target * A Kentucky woman gave birth to a 22-pound baby inside a McDonald’s restroom and named him Big Mac. Having experienced several McDonald’s restrooms, she dould have also named him E. coli McHepatitis. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/kentucky-woman-who-gave-birth-to-22-pound-baby-in-mcdonalds-restroom-names-newborn-big-mac/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627)

The Two Bobs episode 114 for Monday, October 21, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob had a Screamin’ Pumpkin from Griffin Claw. https://untappd.com/b/griffin-claw-brewing-company-screamin-pumpkin/434816 * Robert enjoyed a Caramel Macchiato Stout from Old Bust Head Brewing Co. https://www.oldbusthead.com/caramel-macchiato-stout * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll have you impregnated by aliens. * Another asshole on the internet invented an offensive pizza concoction. https://www.delish.com/food-news/news/a55692/candy-corn-pizza/ * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is just like that time you passed out drunk in college and your asshole hurt the next morning. You know what probably happened but you’d rather not think or talk about it. * A man with his own name tattooed on his neck was arrested after giving the cops a fake name. https://www.wandtv.com/news/man-with-his-own-name-tattooed-on-his-neck-arrested/article_e54180dc-ee97-11e9-9b49-b7632a872c1c.html * A Florida man named Samuel L. Jackson was accused of threatening a police officer. If he were the real Sammy J. that cop wouldn’t have lived to tell about it. https://www.clickorlando.com/strange-florida/florida-man-named-samuel-l-jackson-accused-of-threatening-cop * Florida woman was accused of beating her boyfriend with a metal detector for watching porn. https://www.wkyt.com/content/news/Elderly-Florida-woman-accused-of-hitting-boyfriend-with-metal-detector-for-watching-porn-563236502.html * A mom busted her kid for using Alexa to cheat on his his homework. https://wrif.com/2019/10/16/a-mom-busts-her-kid-for-using-alexa-to-help-with-homework/ * This guy asked farmers if he could have sex with their animals and then retaliated when he was denied. https://www.njherald.com/news/20191010/vernon-man-asked-to-have-sex-with-farm-animals-placed-tire-deflation-devices-on-driveways-when-denied * An Area 51 scientist claimed she was impregnated by an alien prisoner. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/area-51-scientist-claims-she-was-impregnated-by-an-alien-prisoner/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!

The Two Bobs episode 113 for Monday, October 14, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob had a Foster the Banana from Odd Side Ales. https://www.oddsideales.com/our-beers.html * Robert sucked down a Hansel and Kettle Imperial Oktoberfest from Three Notch’d. https://threenotchdbrewing.com * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll host a cat orgy in your bedroom. * Kids say the darnedest things. Here’s some of the funniest kids quiz answers the internet could provide. https://www.ranker.com/list/funny-kids-test-answers/robert-wabash * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is way more real than a Trump impeachment. * This chick straight-up tits-out flipped a stolen mail truck. https://www.koin.com/news/crashes/stolen-us-mail-truck-hits-trimet-bus-flips/ * This future trophy wife bit a truck stop petting zoo camel’s testicles. https://www.foxnews.com/us/camels-testicles-woman-louisiana-truck-stop-zoo-authorities * A homeowner found a naked man drinking milk in his kitchen. https://www.klfy.com/weird-news/homeowner-finds-naked-man-singing-in-kitchen-drinking-milk/ * A randy cat needed a glucose drip after banging five females (cats, not people) in one night. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/randy-cat-needed-glucose-drip-20465672 * An Alabama woman was arrested for calling the local sheriffs office to have her meth quality tested. https://www.wtap.com/content/news/Alabama-woman-calls-sheriffs-office-to-test-her-meth-deputies-say-562160691.html * If it looks like a duck, it’s probably a woman with an 8-inch clitoris. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/nigerian-court-determines-woman/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our Facebook Page * Check out our Instagram * Follow Rob on ...

The Two Bobs episode 112 for Monday, September 30, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob had a Raspberry Truffle W-n-B Coffee Oatmeal Imperial Stout from Terrapin. https://terrapinbeer.com/retired-beers/ * Robert sucked down a Chocolate Gateau Imperial Stout from Commonwealth. https://www.commonwealthbrewingcompany.com/beers/chocolate-gateau/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll replace your guacamole with wasabi. * Amazon released some cool shit. We talked about it. https://www.theverge.com/2019/9/25/20884206/amazon-alexa-echo-studio-show-8-dot-flex-buds-frames-specs-price-availability * Sammy J. Is coming to an Echo near you! https://www.insider.com/amazon-alexa-voice-samuel-l-jackson-2019-9 * This week we’re not having any CRAZY NEWS. Kidding! I’m sure it’s the only reason you still listen to this shit show. * Who said old people can’t be kinky? This crazy geriatric will slap the shit out of you for even thinking it. http://www.barcroft.tv/bdsm-grandma-dominatrix-mistress-sophia * Pacific Islander invents medical penis-enlarging breakthrough. His dick eventually fell off but he had the wildest two years of his life. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9959487/man-penis-rots-injected-vaseline/ * Mother of the Year candidate locked her three-year-old in her car while she went stripping. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/child-neglect/stripper-busted-for-child-neglect-384692 * A case of mistaken identity led this lady to take a big ol’ bite of wasabi thinking it was avocado. She’ll be alright. Well, except for her heart. Her heart is fucked. https://www.foxnews.com/health/wasabi-avocado-broken-heart-syndrome.amp * Sheriff deputies pulled over an amish buggy with a killer stereo system. https://www.wkbn.com/news/local-news/trumbull-co-sheriffs-deputies-pull-over-amish-buggy-with-stereo-system/ * A man in Hawaii was hospitalized for getting his dick stuck in a giant clam. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/hawaii-scuba-diver-hospitalized-after-his-penis-gets-stuck-in-giant-clam/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!

The Two Bobs episode 111 for Monday, September 27, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob had a Dragon’s Milk Reserve: Raspberry Hibiscus from New Holland. https://dragonsmilk.com/dragons-milk-reserve * Robert sucked down a Last Leaf Maple Brown Ale from Starr Hill. https://starrhill.com/brews/last-leaf/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll transplant pubes on your head. * Rob got a new Apple toy. Robert fucked up the preorder so his is coming Holiday 2019. * This week’s CRAZY NEWS gives life a new meaning...not in a good way. * Some people love. This basket case is in love with Tetris. https://egamingdesk.com/lifestyle/maths-student-about-to-marry-her-tetris-game/ * Florida couple bang one out in a cop car. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/florida-couple-sex-in-cop-car_n_5d810349e4b03b5fc88a7ebc * Florida man parked his Smart Car in his kitchen so it wouldn’t blow away. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/smart-car-in-kitchen_n_5d712173e4b01108045ad4a8 * You vape, bro? This guy pulled a gun on a woman for not wanting to take a hit. https://www.ajc.com/news/national/florida-man-accused-pulling-gun-woman-who-refused-try-his-vape-pen-mcdonald/RfptGCKo1ThNJailsqSaSL/ * Woman attacks a man for taking her broomstick. We’re definitely not in Kansas anymore! Yep...we’re in Florida. https://www.wctv.tv/content/news/Florida-woman-bites-hits-man-with-light-bulb-for-taking-her-broomstick-deputies-say-560074451.html * A doctor successfully transplanted pubic and anal hair on a bald patient’s head. Still no cure for cancer though. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/brazilian-surgeon-successfully-transplants-pubic-and-anal-hair-follicles-on-bald-patients/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our Facebook Page * Check out our Instagram

The Two Bobs episode 110 for Monday, September 9, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob had an Ola Dubh 18 Year Special Reserve from Harviestoun. https://untappd.com/b/harviestoun-brewery-ola-dubh-18-year-special-reserve/13868 * Robert sucked down an Imperial Milk Stout from Ardent. https://untappd.com/b/ardent-craft-ales-imperial-milk-stout/1861131 * Follow us on Untappd or Popeye’s will stop making chicken sandwiches. * Fake smiling at work increases drinking habits. https://abcnews4.com/news/offbeat/new-study-suggests-fake-smiling-at-work-increases-drinking-habits * This week’s CRAZY NEWS was all written using a Sharpie, so it must be true! * An angry Popeye’s customer pulls a gun over their elusive chicken sandwich. https://abc13.com/angry-customers-pull-gun-over-popeyes-chicken-sandwiches/5510088/ * Made of honor is told she could “wear anything,” presenting the perfect opportunity to dust off the T-Rex costume she bought that one crazy night in college. Don’t worry, she disinfected it before the wedding. https://nypost.com/2019/09/03/maid-of-honor-wears-t-rex-costume-after-being-told-she-could-wear-anything/ * Florida man broke into a home to make himself breakfast (perfectly normal in Florida) and tells the homeowner to “go back to sleep.” https://www.huffpost.com/entry/gavin-crim-arrested-florida_n_5d7193cce4b0fd4168e7dc55 * A man broke into a Subway and made himself a sandwich...and that’s about all that happened here!https://dcist.com/story/19/09/05/man-breaks-into-d-c-subway-in-the-middle-of-the-night-makes-himself-a-sandwich/ * One family’s EasyJet flight was delayed, until Dad decided to pilot the flight himself. https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/familys-easyjet-holiday-flight-delayed-16867995 * Lottery winner bought his former workplace and forced his former boss to wear a mascot costume. If that’s not on your bucket list it should be. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/lottery-winner-buys-his-former-workplace-and-forces-his-former-boss-to-wear-mascot-costume/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on

The Two Bobs episode 109 for Monday, September 2, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob had a PB Porter from Elk Brewing. https://www.elkbrewing.com * Robert sucked down a Nitro Chocolate Milkshake Imperial Milk Stout from Southern Tier. https://www.stbcbeer.com/beer/chocolate-milkshake/ * Follow us on Untappd or we’ll dress you up like a gigantic chicken sandwich and send you into a Popeye’s. * Pizza is good. Quesadillas are good. Pizzadillas should be good, right? https://time.com/5660948/deep-fried-quesadilla-pizza-video-recipe/ * Popeye’s decided to put a chicken patty in a bun and the world has lost its shit. https://newschannel9.com/news/local/east-ridge-man-sues-popeyes-over-wasted-time-no-chicken-sandwich * This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make one time Charlie Sheen went off the deep end feel like the sermon at Sunday morning church service! * A guy in South Carolina was forced to march down the street naked over a debt owed to his dealer. Drugs may have been involved. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/south-carolina-streaker-730491 * So much happened in this story including pig masks, Pokémon, and sex in public. It’s best that you just read the article. https://www.thelocal.se/20160816/pig-mask-pair-enjoy-waterwheel-sex-after-pokmon-hunter-attack * If you’re into geriatric gang bangs you’ll want to read this one. https://www.nst.com.my/world/2019/08/515048/85-year-old-woman-caught-having-sex-publicwith-five-elderly-men * Arguably one of the stupidest criminals we’ve ever mentioned on TTB left a photocopy of his face at the scene of the crime. https://torontosun.com/news/local-news/man-left-photocopy-of-face-after-alleged-break-in-cops * No. https://www.unilad.co.uk/health/woman-thinks-she-has-water-in-her-ear-doctors-find-venomous-brown-recluse-spider/ * A man sold to the circus as a baby is working hard to buy his freedom. GoFundMe link to follow. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mississippi-man-who-was-legally-sold-to-circus-as-a-baby-still-owned-by-company-says-court-judge/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things:

The Two Bobs episode 108 for Monday, August 26, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob had an Underground Mountain Brown from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/underground-mountain-brown/ * Robert enjoyed a Wolf Pup Session IPA from Golden Road Brewing. https://www.goldenroad.la/beers/wolf-pup-session-ipa * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll plant Donald Trump ecstasy on you and call the cops. * Bells has a Light Two Hearted Ale just in case you’re into those kinds of things. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/bells-light-hearted-ale-low-calorie-beer-two-hearted-ipa * Fall is near and therefore all the pumpkin spice things are coming, including this latest one: Pumpkin Spice Mystery Meat! Alright, it’s SPAM...so basically the same thing. https://www.cnet.com/news/pumpkin-spice-spam-is-coming-and-its-not-a-joke/ * This week’s CRAZY NEWS will blow your mind so bad you’ll have to change your underwear. Enjoy! * Florida man bought $8,000 rims for his hooptie, claimed they were stolen, then tried to sell them on Craigslist. http://thefloridamantimes.com/raytheon-slater-florida-man-august-9 * Is that a hand grenade in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Florida-Man-Tells-Deputies-He-Has-Live-Grenade-During-Traffic-Stop-Later-Arrested-533591791.html * What screams ‘MAGA’ more than illegal drugs with our pumpkin-colored President on them? (Answer: Everything) https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-ecstasy-pills-donald-trump-head-president-20190818-tnj7irunurft3cx5z7dsny42my-story.html * Most call it cuddle therapy. We call it prostitution. Talk amongst yourselves. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7371783/Cuddle-therapist-accused-sexual-misconduct-NIPPLE-ended-womans-mouth.html * This virgin got in trouble for performing a home castration. https://www.local10.com/news/florida/florida-man-charged-with-performing-castration-at-home * Are you a grown-ass man living in your parents’ basement and unable to hold a job? If so, you probably play Pokémon Go. We gotta hand it to this guy though. https://abc7.

The Two Bobs episode 107 for Monday, July 29, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob had a Dragon’s Milk Reserve: Maple Oak from New Holland. https://dragonsmilk.com/dragons-milk-reserve * Robert enjoyed a Luponic Distortion (Series 12) from Firestone Walker. https://www.firestonebeer.com/beers/luponic-distortion.php * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll turn your home into a kookaburra breeding facility. * We all know that Alexa is a creeper and spies on our every word. Here’s some of the craziest things she’s said. https://www.ranker.com/list/creepy-amazon-alexa-stories/jake-black * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is shittier than a colonoscopy. * This guy took his car in for service and ended up in a shitty situation. https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/07/09/scatological-case-indian-river-county-requires-stool-pigeon/1619094001/ * Chick gets busted for pouring Hennessy into a Taco Bell employee’s mouth. That explains why Taco Bell can never get Rob’s order right and the food looks like it was prepared by a blind chimp. http://www.foxla.com/news/woman-arrested-for-allegedly-pouring-alcohol-into-mouth-of-taco-bell-employee-from-car-in-drive-thru * Florida man gave his brother’s name to the cops and was arrested because his brother had a warrant out for his arrest. Seems like a nice family. Their parents must be proud! http://thefloridamantimes.com/jacob-hisel-florida-man-july-24/ * Horny kookaburras caused a massive blackout. Let’s just say sparks flew. https://www.vice.com/en_au/article/d3n5nj/horny-birds-kookaburras-cause-mass-blackout-perth-australia-by-rooting-on-power-lines * A Kentucky man tried to weed whack someone over stolen candy bars. https://www.wvlt.tv/content/news/Kentucky-man-attacked-man-with-weed-eater-over-stolen-candy-bars-513006431.html * A prostitute avoided jail time by claiming she was a spermaholic. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/prostitute-avoids-jail-time-after-being-diagnosed-as-spermaholic/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627)

The Two Bobs episode 106 for Monday, July 22, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob had a Kingdom of Tonga from Perrin. https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/29952/109929/ * Robert enjoyed a Minute Man IPA from Three Notch’d. https://threenotchdbrewing.com/beer/minute-man-new-england-style-ipa/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll time travel to the moment before you were conceived and punch your dad in the dick. * 25 ways you should definitely try to get out of a speeding ticket. Sucking dick isn’t one of them so you’re going to have to switch things up. https://list25.com/25-hilarious-ways-to-get-out-of-a-speeding-ticket-that-you-shouldnt-use/ * This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make even far-fetched fake news stories like the moon landing seem possible. * This guy was trying to convince his neighbors that he had a time machine and was from the future. https://fox43.com/2019/07/11/conestoga-man-facing-dui-charges-after-attempting-to-convince-neighbors-he-had-time-machine-was-from-the-future/ * A man riding in his birthday suit tells the cops that he was hot so he took his clothes off. He was in Germany though so they didn’t question him. The Germans are fucked up like that. https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/26/naked-man-riding-scooter-heatwave-tells-german-police-hot-10077649/ * Dumbass identity thief (that’s a thing, right?) is caught when he tries to make a purchase while wearing a name tag with his real name on it. Guys like this need to pull their lower lips over their heads and swallow. https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/452655-identify-theft-suspect-nabbed-after-using-stolen-credit-cards * The City of Palm Beach is playing Baby Shark on repeat to fend off homeless people. Apparently their original plan of using real sharks fell through. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/west-palm-beach-playing-baby-shark-on-loop-to-drive-homeless-people-away/ * Is it possible to drink 33 beers in one evening and live to tell about it? Apparently it is. https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/07/17/possible-drink-33-beers-evening/1706769001/ * A man sues a Kentucky hospital after they accidentally perform a C-section on him. https://worldnewsdailyreport.

The Two Bobs episode 105 for Monday, July 15, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob had a Mas Agave from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/mas-agave/ * Robert enjoyed a Lupa Luau IPA from Dogfish Head. https://www.dogfish.com/brewery/beer/lupu-luau-ipa * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll hide a radioactive rattlesnake in your car. * BK has tacos. Something tells us they’ll taste nasty any earlier than 2AM after a heavy night of binge drinking. https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/burger-king-crispy-taco-review * There’s a new Game of Thrones beer. You should drink it. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/game-of-thrones-beer-ommegang-final-2019 * This week’s CRAZY NEWS will have you laughing and terrified at the same time. * Criminal hiding from police farts and gives up his position. https://www.kshb.com/news/local-news/untimely-flatulence-leads-to-arrest-of-northland-criminal-hiding-from-law-enforcement * Why strap your kiddie pool down to your car roof when you can throw your kids up there and have them hold on for their lives? https://patch.com/illinois/across-il/mom-drove-kids-inflatable-pool-roof-car-cops * Two people were arrested for transporting a rattlesnake...and uranium. Okay, it was mostly the uranium. https://boingboing.net/2019/07/11/two-people-arrested-in-stolen.html * Not only is beer delicious, it makes an excellent car seat. http://www.fox5atlanta.com/web/waga/news/most-popular/man-charged-for-allegedly-trying-to-use-case-of-beer-as-booster-seat-for-toddler * A man is charged for sending a hit request to a prison inmate on a post card. Nothing is private anymore! https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-inmate-accused-of-sending-hit-request-by-postcard/67-e443fba6-dc29-4044-9e20-e0156e6b7f3e * Be careful where you put your dick, especially if you’re into banging prehistoric creatures. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/museum-employee-contracts-150-million-year-old-std-after-sex-with-stegosaurus-egg/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information.

The Two Bobs episode 104 for Monday, July 1, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob had a Dragon’s Milk White from New Holland. https://www.dragonsmilk.com/dragons-milk-white * Robert enjoyed a Hazy Little Thing from Sierra Nevada. https://sierranevada.com/beer/hazy-little-thing-ipa/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll send our attack squirrel after you. * We got an awesome review from listener Kaden2013. Thank you! We appreciate every review, as long as it’s positive. * We’ve all seen crazy Amazon reviews. These are some of the best. https://www.ranker.com/list/funny-amazon-reviews/nathandavidson * This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make your vagina tingle. You’re welcome! * What the best way to keep your pet squirrel aggressive? Feed it meth. https://www.abc12.com/content/news/511462962.html * A lady named Marijuana Pepsi just got her doctorate. https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/columnists/jim-stingl/2019/06/18/stingl-her-name-marijuana-pepsi-and-she-just-got-her-doctorate/1477709001/ * The price of vodka and pepperoni pizza? For this idiot it was a night in jail. https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/06/26/price-pepperoni-pizza-and-vodka-trip-jail/1475574001/ * Florida man bought a foot-wide strip of land for $9,100. https://www.foxnews.com/us/man-south-florida-villa-government-auction-land * Grown ass man tried to poison his parents for disconnecting the WiFi. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/gaming-addict-tried-poison-parents-16530699 * A mermaid enthusiast is harpooned to death in the Philippines. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/philippines-mermaid-enthusiast-accidentally-harpooned-to-death-by-local-fishermen/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our Facebook Page * Check out our

The Two Bobs episode 103 for Monday, June 10, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob had a Dragon’s Milk Reserve: Orange Chocolate from New Holland. https://newhollandbrew.com/beer/dragons-milk-reserve-orange-chocolate/ * Robert enjoyed a Dayglow IPA from Elysian. https://www.elysianbrewing.com/beer/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll send a hooker to your house and call the cops. * This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make that time you snorted blow at church seem as innocent as helping an old lady cross the street. * A woman is accused of attacking a Burger King manager for not giving her free fries. She wasn’t loving it (Get it?) https://pix11.com/2019/05/29/woman-accused-of-attacking-burger-king-manager-for-not-giving-free-fries/ * A Sarasota man is arrested after being found completely naked in a chicken coop. https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/06/06/police-sarasota-man-behind-bars-after-being-found-naked-chicken-coop-new-york/ * Police are searching for a twerking thief in Pembroke Pines. https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Police-Search-for-Alleged-Twerking-Thief-in-Pembroke-Pines-510647101.html * A man hires a prostitute, refuses to pay her, then calls the police when she refuses to leave. https://www.yaktrinews.com/news/richland-pd-man-hires-prostitute-calls-911-when-she-refuses-to-leave-his-home/1083274698 * A man is arrested after giving the police a fake name while wearing a lanyard displaying his actual name. http://www.fox4news.com/news/man-arrested-after-giving-officers-fake-name-while-wearing-lanyard-with-his-real-name * A woman in Finland left her husband for a German Sheppard and claims that she is now pregnant. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/finland-wife-who-left-husband-for-german-sheppard-claims-she-is-now-pregnant/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our Facebook Page

The Two Bobs episode 102 for Monday, May 27, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob had a Looping Owl from Right Brain. https://beerconnoisseur.com/beer/right-brain-brewery/looping-owl * Robert enjoyed a French Toast Brown Ale from Lickinghole. https://www.lickingholecreek.com/buy-online/french-toast-brown-ale * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll sell your car to a rub and tug. * If you’re married, or at least in a committed relationship, you can relate to these marriage tweets. If you’re single it’s probably for the best. Nobody wants you polluting the world with your DNA. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/funniest-marriage-tweets_l_5ce2ef98e4b0e69c18f00d7c * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is insane, just like that time you 69ed a midget. * Father of the Year candidate stole his daughter’s Girl Scout cookie money to pay for an erotic massage. https://www.oregonlive.com/washingtoncounty/2019/05/forest-grove-man-stole-daughters-cookie-sale-money-to-pay-for-erotic-massage-prosecutors-say.html * This supposed woman (just look at the mugshot) shot a guy for refusing to go down on her. https://www.ktbs.com/news/crime/police-woman-demanded-oral-sex-at-gunpoint-fired-shots-at/article_0b0ed4c2-77d3-11e9-918c-4bc0fed2ee09.html * This dipshit shot himself in the dick and then doctors found drugs up his ass while operating on him. https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-drugs-anus-rectum-man-gun-shoots-self-groin-20190522-mcxzjko3rzdubhwhqvn44f3sey-story.html * Florida woman beat her mother up over a hedgehog custody dispute. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/hedgehog-custody-dispute-284596 * A woman turns to hypnotherapy to overcome her Michael Jackson phobia. She must have spent time at Neverland Ranch as a child. https://www.odditycentral.com/news/woman-turns-to-hypnotherapy-to-cure-bizarre-michael-jackson-phobia.html * A breakthrough medical procedure revived a man after he had been dead for three weeks. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/experimental-medical-procedure-revives-dead-man-run-over-by-18-wheeler-after-21-days/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit

The Two Bobs episode 101 for Monday, May 20, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob had a Delusion Barrel Aged Imperial Cream Stout from Greenbush. https://untappd.com/b/greenbush-brewing-company-delusion/63681 * Robert enjoyed a Jack’s Java Espresso Stout from Three Notch’d. https://threenotchdbrewing.com/beer/jacks-java/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll hit your car with a lawnmower. * Have you heard about the new hang up scam? It’s terrible. We’re not interested in paying for a phone call unless it involves sex talk. * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is so crazy it makes that one chick with daddy issues that you dated in college seem like she actually had her shit together. * This guy got busted for soliciting a horse for sex. https://patch.com/virginia/leesburg/sex-horse-sting-ensnares-man-leesburg-police * Getting a DUI while driving a lawnmower is nearly impossible, unless you ram it into a police car. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/gary-wayne-anderson-dui-lawnmower_n_5cd09fa6e4b0e4d75736e1cf * Florida man got in trouble for practicing basketball naked. Balls don’t lie! http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/basketball/nekkid-bball-guy-275938 * Is that an alligator in your yoga pants or are you just happy to see us? Nope, it’s an alligator. https://www.thedailybeast.com/florida-woman-pulls-alligator-out-of-yoga-pants-during-police-search * A lost cat triggers a man to lose his fucking mind. https://www.ydr.com/story/news/crime/2019/05/06/lost-cat-triggers-mans-rampage-york-county-chapel-police-say/1117777001/ * Perhaps the worst criminal ever breaks into a home, washes dishes, pets the dog, and takes nothing. https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-burglar-pet-dog-wash-dishes-ohio-20190508-hkjmkq26p5agrgeiobpxcwbwce-story.html * A woman is arrested for breastfeeding her dog on a New York subway. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/blind-woman-arrested-after-breastfeeding-her-guide-dog-in-new-york-subway/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things:

The Two Bobs episode 100 for Monday, May 6, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * The Bobs both enjoyed a large quantity of CBS from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/cbs/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll build a garbage shed in your yard. * We got a voicemail from our friend Tony from Take Too Podcast congratulating us on 100 episodes. Thank you! Oh, and his podcast is awesome, especially if you like movies and shit. Check it out at https://taketoopodcast.podbean.com! * It turns out that The Bobs’ favorite pastime is helping them live longer. God bless America! https://edmontonsun.com/news/world/staring-at-womens-boobs-helps-men-live-longer-study/wcm/229a38b1-6871-4859-b535-b7a2013efea7 * This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make you wish you had born in a simpler time, a time when Florida and turtles didn’t exist. Well it’s 2019 and you’re here so stop your bitching! * A parrot is taken into custody after warning his owners that the police were coming for them. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/parrot-taken-custody-police-brazil-trying-warn-drug-dealers-raid-n998521 * Florida man is arrested for building a garbage shed in someone else’s backyard. http://www.kplctv.com/2019/04/06/thong-wearing-florida-man-arrested-while-building-shed-with-garbage-strangers-property/ * Florida man threatens to destroy the whole town with his army of turtles. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6907239/Florida-man-61-threatens-destroy-town-army-turtles.html * Robert’s neighbor shoots two people over an argument about whether Chevy or Ford is better. Everyone loses, Ram is better than both of them (also Rob, who writes the show notes, drives a Ram). https://wjla.com/news/nation-world/virginia-man-shoots-two-people-after-argument-over-which-is-better-brand-chevy-or-ford * Are those ribs in your pants or are you just happy to see me? https://miami.cbslocal.com/2018/01/10/florida-man-ribs-pants/ * A Missouri pig brothel is dismantled during an FBI raid. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/missouri-pig-brothel-dismantled-during-fbi-raid/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!

The Two Bobs episode 99 for Monday, April 22, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a Raison D’Extra from Dogfish Head. https://www.dogfish.com/brewery/beer/raison-dextra * Robert had a Virgindia Pale Ale from Hardywood. https://hardywood.com/beer/vipa/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll toss your porn collection. * Apparently holding in your farts can cause them to come out of your mouth. Takes the name “assface” to a whole new level! http://www.ladbible.com/news/interesting-holding-in-farts-could-make-them-come-out-of-your-mouth-20190409 * Heinz is messing around with Mayo again. https://www.today.com/food/cadbury-creme-egg-flavored-mayo-now-unfortunately-thing-t151735 * This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make that night you blacked out and fucked a goat seem like appropriate behavior. #itsallrelative * A man is caught masturbating to horses twice in 24 hours. Are you sexually attracted to horses, yay or neighhhhhhhh? https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/09/man-who-cant-stop-masturbating-over-horses-caught-twice-in-24-hours-9138438/ * We have really outdone ourselves this time. This is basically several news stories rolled into one. https://www.ky3.com/content/news/Woman-does-karate-son-gets-nude-dog-steals-cornbread-mix-from-Walmart-police-say-508512171.html * Dumbass bought an $8 million private island and then robbed a Kmart to furnish it. https://abcnews.go.com/US/man-accused-stealing-kmart-days-buying-million-private/story?id=62263411 * Florida man took his shirt off at an Olive Garden and ate spaghetti with his bare hands. https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2019/04/12/drunk-shirtless-florida-man-arrested-at-olive-garden-after-eating-spaghetti-with-his-hands/ * A Michigan man sued his parents for tossing his $86,000 porn collection. Who pays for porn in 2019? (Insert face palm) https://abcnews.go.com/US/michigan-man-sues-parents-86000-tossing-porn-collection/story?id=62385198 * A thief is hospitalized after shoving 7-eleven burritos up his ass. Spicy! https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/would-be-thief-hospitalized-after-putting-hot-burritos-up-his-rectum-in-7-eleven-store

The Two Bobs episode 98 for Monday, April 8, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed an Amaretto Bourbon Barrel Aged Scotty Karate from Dark Horse. http://www.darkhorsebrewery.com/bba-scotty-karate-scotch-ale * Robert had a voluptuous finish with a Raspberry Milk Stout from Left Hand. http://lefthandbrewing.com/beers/raspberry-milk-stout/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll stick a chainsaw down your pants. * We got a voicemail from a real Asian! * Heinz just released some interesting condiment mashups. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/heinz-kranch-ketchup-ranch-hybrid * How much is too much TP? Apparently Charmin doesn’t think there’s a limit, especially for fat, lazy Americans. https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2019/04/02/charmin-forever-roll-toilet-paper-month/3347266002/ * This week’s CRAZY NEWS will have you second guessing why certain people are allowed to procreate. * A suspect in a previous CRAZY NEWS story has been apprehended. You’re welcome. https://www.pressherald.com/2019/03/19/maine-man-accused-of-stealing-shed-and-tools-is-arrested-in-new-hampshire/ * Is that a chainsaw in your pocket or are you just happy to see us? https://www.wfla.com/news/viral-news/man-steals-chainsaw-hides-it-in-pants-incident-caught-on-camera/1900417367 * Florida man called the cops because a prostitute he solicited for sexy time ripped him off. http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/wpb-prostitution-dispute-409716 * Two Mensa candidates are accused of taking turns shooting at each other, for fun, while wearing bullet-proof vests. https://www.wusa9.com/mobile/article/news/nation-world/2-men-accused-of-shooting-each-other-while-taking-turns-wearing-a-bulletproof-vest/67-6b7e9506-0465-4fd8-a816-e414c8134ba1 * This guy tried to hide his alcohol breath using body spray. He would have had better luck sticking his head up his own ass. https://www.wwlp.com/ap-top-news/police-man-tried-to-hide-alcohol-on-breath-with-body-spray/1877832909 * A widower is forced to show his dick to friends and police after being accused of killing his wife because his penis was too big. ...

The Two Bobs episode 97 for Monday, April 1, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a Big Ass Money Stout from EVILTWIN. https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/24300/334569/ * Robert had a Kentucky Vanilla Barrel Cream Ale from Lexington Brewing & Distilling. https://www.lexingtonbrewingco.com/products/lexington-brewing-company/kentucky-vanilla-barrel-cream-ale * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll hire someone to crop dust you at work. * If we had a dollar for every CRAZY NEWS story as wild as these we’d be able to buy a Super Nintendo and a used copy of Mario Kart...and pizza. * A Hardee’s employee faked an armed robbery to avoid going to work. https://www.wfla.com/news/polk-county/polk-county-man-fakes-armed-robbery-to-avoid-going-to-work/1880692077 * Other crazy shit people have done to get out of work: https://www.cracked.com/article_21532_the-6-most-impressive-things-ever-done-to-get-out-work.html * A man (most likely an unemployed virgin) attacked his mother for refusing to dress his mannequin. https://wjla.com/news/offbeat/florida-sheriff-man-attacked-mother-for-refusing-to-dress-his-mannequin * A man appeals a dismissed court decision where a co-worker harassed him using weaponized farts.https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/ny-farts-australia-harassment-lawsuit-20190327-ge5ibk646zbmxaqurushe2pnha-story.html * A tooth was found growing inside of this guy’s nose after he lost his sense of smell. https://nypost.com/2019/02/28/tooth-found-growing-in-mans-nose-after-he-lost-sense-of-smell/ * A Florida woman is arrested for calling the police on her boyfriend for not being nice. https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-county/florida-woman-arrested-for-calling-911-on-boyfriend-for-not-being-nice-/1878368373 * A woman gives birth to her 14th child from 14 different men. Banging that has to be like throwing a hammer into an empty barn. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/detroit-woman-gives-birth-to-her-14th-child-from-14-different-fathers/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!

The Two Bobs episode 96 for Monday, March 25, 2019:   * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a Big Bad Baptist Imperial Stout from Epic Brewing. https://www.epicbrewing.com/the-beers/exponential-series/item/635-big-bad-baptist-imperial-stout * Robert had a Bourbon Barrel Raspberry Stout with Vanilla Beans from Hardywood. https://hardywood.com/beer/bourbon-barrel-raspberry-stout-with-vanilla-beans-2/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll drive your shitty car into a sinkhole. * Stupid sports exist in the world, whether from pure boredom or pure stupidity. Here are 12 of the stupidest. https://brightside.me/wonder-curiosities/12-sports-that-are-too-crazy-to-be-true-511260/ * And another one that perhaps beats the rest. https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/evewxm/competitive-slapping-is-the-worlds-greatest-sport  * This week’s CRAZY NEWS has been known to make grown adults shit their pants and forget their own name for 87 minutes. You’ve been warned. * Drunk bitch drove her shitwagon into a fire hydrant, creating a sinkhole that swallowed her car. Unfortunately she survived. Darwin has failed us! https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article228062674.html * An Arby’s manager chased an employee with a knife for refusing to work overtime. Now we know where they source their beef! http://www.fox35orlando.com/news/local-news/deputies-florida-arby-s-manager-chased-employee-with-knife-for-not-working-overtime * A serial butt-grabber was charged in a string of cases. This supports Rob’s opinion that we should have a wall built around Michigan’s upper peninsula, and make Canada pay for it. https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2019/03/15/michigan-upper-peninsula-butt-grabber/3177541002/ * A New Jersey man is captured on video trying tirelessly to bring an ATM on to a city bus. He must have left his wallet at home. https://www.silive.com/news/2019/03/for-real-video-shows-man-trying-to-board-new-jersey-bus-with-atm.html * Not to be outdone by the butt-grabber, a Detroit man shoots himself in the foot after throwing a shoe containing a loaded revolver at a cockroach. * Florida man snuck into a restaurant and ate Ramen Noodles. Don’t worry, he took his clothes off.

The Two Bobs episode 94 for Monday, March 11, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob feasted on a Darkstar Stout from Big Lake Brewing. http://biglakebrewing.com/beer_type/beer/ * Robert suckled the teat of a Hanalei Island IPA from Kona Brewing Co. https://konabrewingco.com/our-beers * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll Photoshop you banging a goat and post it on social media. * Rob murdered his garage door with his truck. Oops! * Post has some interesting (and possibly disgusting) new sweet and savory cereals. * The Bobs bought a bunch of CRAZY NEWS this week. Don’t worry, we made Mexico pay for it. It was either that or declare a state of emergency and secure federal funding. * We all know that the sound of Christmas music is worse than a suitcase full of cats so we can’t empathize with this guy who got his ass kicked for singing it. https://triblive.com/news/valley-news-dispatch/police-harrison-man-choked-victim-driving-car-because-he-wouldnt-stop-singing-christmas-songs/ * Drunk bitch is arrested for drinking a six pack of Stella Artois. We should also mention that she was in the Target dressing room at the time. https://www.kcra.com/article/woman-drinks-6-pack-of-beer-in-target-dressing-room-lathrop-police-say/26787330 * In a clear example of Peak Millenial, an unemployed 30-year old woman still living with her parents is arrested for throwing a house phone at her mother’s head for refusing to drive her to yoga. These are the same people that will be running the world some day. God help us. https://wjla.com/news/offbeat/police-unemployed-millennial-throws-phone-at-mother-for-not-driving-her-to-yoga-class * A drunk woman stumbles into a deli and is arrested, not because she made a scene but because she was carrying a suitcase full of cats at the time. https://patch.com/virginia/fredericksburg/drunk-woman-suitcase-full-cats-arrested-stafford-scso * A Florida woman—and we use the term “woman” loosely—is arrested for shooting her boyfriend because he snored too loud. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-woman-shot-boyfriend-for-snoring-too-loudly-deputies-say * This devout Catholic went on a beer-only diet for Lent. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/03/11/Ohio-man-goes-on-beer-only-diet-for-Lent/2221552326331/ * Only in the great state of Alabama...A man is caught cheating on his wife with a goat. He’s baaaaaaaaaaad!

The Two Bobs episode 94 for Monday, March 11, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob drank a King in the North from Ommegang Brewery. https://www.ommegang.com/2018/08/royal-reserve-collection-king-in-the-north/ * Robert enjoyed a Lieutenant Dank from Wicked Weed. https://untappd.com/b/wicked-weed-brewing-lieutenant-dank/1319574 * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll teabag your salsa. * It turns out beer contains weed killer. No worries, we’re still committed to drinking it. https://brobible.com/culture/article/weed-killer-found-in-beer-wine/ * We have so much CRAZY NEWS this week you’ll shit your pants, not because of the news but because we’ve been spiking your coffee with laxatives. * Got crabs? Apparently both of these fuckers do. https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/two-arrested-in-brawl-over-crab-legs-at-alabama-buffet * An airline passenger throws a temper tantrum after being denied fish. We assume he’s a Trump supporter. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/man-delays-plane-after-being-denied-fish * A food delivery guy is accused of dipping his testicles in a customer’s salsa. Isn’t that the first ingredient in “special sauce”? https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/tennessee-man-accused-of-dipping-testicles-in-customers-salsa * The President of the Society of Worthless Dipshits stole $30,000 in rare coins from his boss and cashed them in, at face value, to buy beer. Note: The page we referenced for this story disappeared so here’s another one: https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/20190222/did-rare-stolen-coins-end-up-in-supermarket-change-machine-victim-wonders * A woman is arrested on a DUI for drinking a box of wine at Target. http://www.fox5dc.com/news/local-news/stafford-woman-arrested-for-dui-after-drinking-boxed-wine-at-target-police-say * Barry Dawson, someone we all admire greatly, got through 62 years of marriage pretending he was deaf and dumb. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-faked-being-deaf-and-dumb-for-62-years-to-avoid-listening-to-his-wife/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627)

The Two Bobs episode 93 for Monday, March 4, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob had a Barrel Runner from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/barrel-runner/ * Robert enjoyed a Warrior IPA from Honor Brewing Co. http://www.honorbrewing.com/honor-warrior-ipa * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll plant cocaine in your pursue and call in an anonymous tip. * Robert received a call from Apple Support. We wonder if it has anything to do with the last call he received about Microsoft going out of business. * This week’s episode is packed with more CRAZY NEWS than Trump’s Twitter account! (That’s a lot, by the way. Our president doesn’t know how to STFU). * A BINGO brawl at a nursing home prompts a police response. https://wgntv.com/2019/02/09/bingo-brawl-at-canadian-nursing-home-prompts-police-response/ * Florida man threatens someone with Coldplay lyrics resulting in a police standoff which it ended after their offer him pizza. #onlyinflorida https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-ends-standoff-after-police-offer-him-pizza * Cheez-Its are so delicious some people are willing to their homes on fire. http://www.foxla.com/news/dekalb-county-man-arrested-for-arson * A cougar attacks a restaurant employee and tries to screw him. http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/cougar-attack-repelled-274590 * In a freak accident, wind blows a bunch of cocaine into a woman’s purse just as she’s being pulled over by the cops. https://www.abc15.com/news/national/florida-woman-claims-wind-blew-cocaine-into-her-purse * Another crazy bitch is caught driving under the influence of beaver asshole, or D.U.I.B.A. https://wjla.com/news/offbeat/police-woman-drove-drunk-on-vanilla-extract * This winner is hospitalized after snacking on cakes...urinal cakes. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/binge-eater-hospitalized-after-gobbling-up-more-than-30-lbs-of-urinal-deodorizers/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our

The Two Bobs episode 92 for Monday, January 28, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob sucked down a Trois Pistoles from Unibroue. https://www.unibroue.com/en/our-beers/trois-pistoles/7 * Robert enjoyed a Transcendence from Commonwealth Brewing Co. https://www.commonwealthbrewingcompany.com/beers/transcendence/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll tell your grandma you got your penis stuck in a manhole cover. * A small town police department is offering liquor to its residents. https://triblive.com/state/pennsylvania/14514149-74/pa-police-department-overwhelmed-by-response-looking-for-volunteers-to-get-drunk * This week’s CRAZY NEWS has more penis than a Chinese dildo factory. Enjoy! * A man wrecks his home with an axe because he thought his wife damaged his action figures. We don’t blame him. http://www.fox19.com/2019/01/22/man-wrecks-home-with-ax-after-he-thought-wife-damaged-his-action-figures/ * A Tennessee inmate claims he “doesn’t have anything” as a bag of drugs hangs from his asshole. If by “anything” he meant “dignity” than he was right. Just kidding. Loading your anal cavity up with drugs is totally respectable. https://www.fox13memphis.com/top-stories/tennessee-inmate-claims-he-doesn-t-have-anything-as-bag-of-fentanyl-hangs-from-buttocks/901882514 * Crazy bitch marries a duvet. Why does this not surprise us at this point? https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-marrying-duvet-reveals-details-13894900 * Florida man visited a Walmart and jerked off in the pillow aisle. Probably wasn’t the craziest thing to happen at a Walmart that day. https://wild955.iheart.com/featured/kelsi/content/2019-01-22-florida-man-caught-masturbating-in-the-pillow-aisle-at-walmart/ * A Colorado stabbing was the result of your typical pants exchange gone wrong. https://kdvr.com/2019/01/22/boulder-stabbing-sparked-by-unsatisfactory-pants-exchange-suspect-in-custody/ * A man is arrested for getting his dick stuck in a manhole cover near a school. Weird...We didn’t think Donald Trump could go that close to a school. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/homeless-mans-penis-snapped-in-half-during-frantic-sex-with-manhole-cover/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information.

The Two Bobs episode 91 for Monday, January 21, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed an El Rojo from Griffin Claw. https://griffinclawbrewingcompany.com/beer/ * Robert had a Desolation Imperial Porter from 3 Stars Brewing. http://3starsbrewing.com/desolation/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll send you to court with a backpack full of drug paraphernalia. * Robert got a call from the Microsoft Refund Department. Apparently one of the largest tech companies in the world just went out of business and didn’t make news headlines. * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is so insane it makes Trump’s wall seem like a good way to spend $5 billion in taxpayer dollars....Wait....Nope, it’s still a waste of money. * A woman shows up to court on drug charges with a backpack full of drugs. https://www.abc15.com/news/local-news/oh-stark/woman-shows-up-to-court-on-drug-charges-with-backpack-full-of-drugs * A Mexican cop is called in to break up an orgy only to discover his wife is one of them. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6598761/Two-drunk-women-brawl-orgy-one-got-attention-fellow-police-cadet.html * Now you semen, now you don’t! https://wjla.com/news/offbeat/man-treated-in-hospital-after-injecting-himself-with-own-semen * A Florida woman married a ferris wheel. https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/florida-woman-married-ferris-wheel-like-ride-loved-decades-article-1.1516404 * A woman is banned from Walmart for riding a cart while drinking wine out of a Pringle’s container. https://www.ajc.com/news/national/woman-banned-from-walmart-after-riding-cart-while-drinking-wine-from-pringles-can-police-say/pUtXPnUokStQiaJLC0FE1O/ * A California woman sues her parents for being ugly. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/california-woman-sues-her-parents-because-she-is-ugly/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our Facebook Page * Check out our

The Two Bobs episode 90 for Monday, January 14, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a Flying Buffalo Barrel Aged Raspberry and Chocolate from Griffin Claw. https://untappd.com/b/griffin-claw-brewing-company-flying-buffalo-ba-raspberry-and-chocolate-2018/2923809 * Robert had a Lunch from Maine Beer Co. https://www.mainebeercompany.com/lunch/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or Robert will lick your doorbell. * Costco is selling 7-lb. buckets of Nutella. Rob can finally live his lifelong dream of taking a Nutella bath. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/costco-selling-7-pound-nutella-buckets * Huge buckets of hazelnut spread aren’t the craziest things you can buy from Costco. https://www.familyhandyman.com/stuff-we-love/the-strangest-things-you-can-buy-at-costco/view-all/ * Our CRAZY NEWS this week is so crazy that it shut the government down! Oh wait...That was the gigantic douchey pumpkin that we voted into office. * Florida man is busted for storing...uh....contraband where the sun don’t shine (i.e. in his asshole). http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/contraband/syringe-story-stinks-482093 * Cigarettes are bad for you, but not as bad as being shot with a rifle. http://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-news/florida-man-becomes-upset-over-cigarette-prices-brings-loaded-rifle-into-store-officials-say * A man is recorded licking a stranger’s doorbell for three hours. It must have had Nutella on it. https://abc7.com/video-prowler-spends-3-hours-licking-doorbell-at-ca-home/5033951/ * A man is arrested for attacking his father with a pizza. It’s about time the authorities start arresting people who waste pizza. http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/pizza-domestic-battery-189402 * Alabama officials issue a warning not to eat old chicken tenders that were spilled all over the road following a highway crash. In other news, people from Alabama aren’t the brightest. https://people.com/food/alabama-officials-urge-drivers-to-not-eat-chicken-tenders-highway-crash/ * A man tries to rob a female UFC fighter and things don’t go well for him. https://pix11.com/2019/01/08/man-tries-to-rob-female-mma-fighter-it-does-not-go-well/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.

The Two Bobs episode 89 for Monday, January 7, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a High West Barrel Aged Victory at Sea by Ballast Point. https://www.ballastpoint.com/beer/high-west-barrel-aged-victory-at-sea/ * Robert had a Gingerbread Stout by Hardywood. https://hardywood.com/beer/gingerbread-stout/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll pelt you with bananas. * Want to live past 90? Drink lots of beer and coffee. It also helps if you’re fat. It’s science so you can’t really dispute it, unless you’re a republican. https://wjla.com/news/offbeat/study-drinking-alcohol-coffee-linked-to-living-past-90-12-26-2018 * We’re starting 2019 the right way: with a shit ton of CRAZY NEWS. All of the idiots were really busy over the holiday break so they gave us a ton of great material to work with. * IDIOT #1 was arrested after committing a robbery with a toy gun and fleeing on a tricycle. http://www.nbc12.com/2018/12/26/florida-woman-arrested-after-committing-robbery-with-toy-gun-fleeing-tricycle/ * IDIOT #2 shoplifted and then ran directly into a police station. https://www.wcpo.com/news/crime/pd-shoplifting-suspect-made-tactical-error-ran-to-police-station * A child (can’t really call him an idiot) called 911 after Santa gave him snow pants for Christmas. https://kitchener.ctvnews.ca/boy-calls-911-after-receiving-snow-pants-as-a-gift-on-christmas-day-1.4231565 * IDIOT #3 broke into IDIOT #4’s house and then made the guy drive him home. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/derek-tarbox-burglary-drive-home_us_5c23bb3de4b0407e907f5dee * IDIOT #5 assaulted a convenience store clerk with a banana. https://www.kcci.com/article/police-man-causes-nearly-dollar1k-in-damage-during-banana-assault/25720343 * IDIOT #6, a former NSA employee, was raided by the FBI where they found 16 million dick pics.https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/fbi-raid-at-nsa-employees-home-reveals-over-16000000-dick-pics/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter

The Two Bobs episode 88 for Monday, December 24, 2018: * Merry Christmas!...or happy December 25th for you non-believing asshats. * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a Hazelnut Vanilla Java Porter from Atwater. https://www.atwaterbeer.com/beer-type/vanilla-java-porter/ * Robert had a Shut Up White Imperial Stout from Center of the Universe. https://cotubrewing.com/portfolio-items/shut/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or you're going to get a trunk full of severed dicks. Silver lining: We'll let you choose whether you want human or whale penises. * You may not know this but rubber chickens have the voices of angels. * Pachelbel's Chicken https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khOfSVULtsU * Havana https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqc8lK92K7E * The real-life consequences of Home Alone booby traps. https://nerdist.com/home-alone-booby-traps-real-life-consequences/ * We have enough CRAZY NEWS to fill Santa's sack...Not the one he keeps toys. Santa has gigantic testicles. * This bird keeps telling Alexa to order shit from Amazon. https://wjla.com/news/offbeat/parrot-amazon-alexa-order-things-owner-away * This lady gets off on balloons more than POTUS gets off on pissing off China. http://www.ladbible.com/community/weird-woman-has-sex-with-balloons-and-gets-thrill-from-risk-of-them-popping-20181213 * Just because marijuana is being legalized everywhere doesn't mean it should be used as currency. This dumbass found out the hard way. https://www.news4jax.com/news/florida/police-florida-man-tries-to-pay-for-mcdonalds-with-marijuana * Officers discover a bag of human and/or whale dicks on a man's trunk. http://www.nbcnews6.com/florence-sc-routine-traffic-stop-ends-with-officers-discovering-bag-of-human-penises-in-mans-car/ * An Asian man gets a lung infection from sniffing his dirty socks. https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/15/man-gets-lung-infection-sniffing-socks-8250034/ * A United Airlines pilot and co-pilot are fired for having loud gay sex in-flight. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/united-airlines-pilot-and-copilot-fired-for-having-loud-sex-together-during-flight/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.

The Two Bobs episode 87 for Monday, December 17, 2018: * What are The Bobs drinking?* Rob took down an Oakspire from New Belgium. https://www.newbelgium.com/beer/oakspire/* Robert enjoyed a Mad Elf from Tröegs. 

The Two Bobs episode 86 for Monday, December 3, 2018: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob was feeling festive and drank a Winter Welcome Al from Samuel Smith. https://www.samuelsmithsbrewery.co.uk/product/winter-welcome-ale/ * Robert took down an El Duderino from Center of the Universe. https://cotubrewing.com/portfolio-items/el-duderino/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or Robert will crop dust you in the Dollar General check out line. * Rob made his sitcom podcast debut on 2000 DC! https://sitpod2000dc.podbean.com * Have you ever been eating cereal and wished it tasted more like biting directly into a lemon? Neither have we! Sour Patch Kids cereal is a real thing. https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/sour-patch-kids-cereal-review/food-and-drink * This week’s episode has so much CRAZY NEWS it’ll make you wonder how you’ve made it this far in life. You’re probably just too stupid to realize you’re committing crimes so the authorities take pity and leave you alone. * (WA) A man detoxing from alcohol cuts off his own genitals. It’s probably for the best. You should cut off your genitals too. https://wjla.com/news/nation-world/police-man-detoxing-from-alcohol-cuts-off-own-genitals * (UK) A woman engaged to a chandelier gets a tattoo of her lover on her arm. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6425317/Woman-engaged-CHANDELIER-gets-tattoo-partner-dreams-arm.html * (MI) A woman gets prison time for breaking into a home and stealing sausage. Yet another sausage theft story just goes to show that guns aren’t the problem, phallic meat tubes are. https://nbc25news.com/news/local/harrison-woman-gets-prison-time-for-home-invasion-trying-to-steal-sausages * (FL) A Florida head case nearly shits her pants in line at Dollar General and then threatens to cut a bitch. http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/dollar-general-gas-leak-908475 * (LA) A man left the scene of a car wreck to order a beer at Buffalo Wild Wings. You may say he’s crazy. We say he knows how to properly work through a stressful situation.https://www.klfy.com/news/louisiana/state-police-man-left-wreck-scene-to-order-beer-at-buffalo-wild-wings-faces-dwi-charge/1614750246 * (Brazil) A drug mule is arrested after contracting diarrhea and ejecting cocaine from her asshole in the middle of an airport. What a shitty situation! https://worldnewsdailyreport...

The Two Bobs episode 85 for Monday, November 19, 2018: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a Best Brown Ale from Bell’s. https://www.bellsbeer.com/beer/seasonal/best-brown-ale * Robert guzzled down a Minor Indiscretion Double IPA from Alwerks. http://www.alewerks.com/index.html * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or Robert will strip naked and eat your noodles. * Alcoholic K-cups are here! Let us all rejoice and ponder what we did wrong to get to the point where we can’t mix our own fucking drinks anymore. https://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2018/11/13/18088118/keurig-drinkworks-cocktail-pods-k-cup-beer-bar * All this CRAZY NEWS is going to make you drop your panties faster than a coked-up hooker hanging out with Dave Chapelle. https://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2018/11/13/18088118/keurig-drinkworks-cocktail-pods-k-cup-beer-bar * A Japanese man married an underaged hologram. She love him long time, as long as the power doesn’t go out. https://sg.news.yahoo.com/crazy-love-japanese-man-married-hologram-040646446.html * A man riding a legit Flinstone car dressed like Fred himself is arrested. Yabba dabba don’t! https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/fred-flintstone-arrested-florida-speeding_us_5beb09f0e4b044bbb1a99787 * A New York couple has spent over $10,000 pampering their pet squirrel. https://nypost.com/video/couple-spends-10k-pampering-pet-squirrel/ * Another pant-less genius falls through a restaurant ceiling. http://www.wrcbtv.com/story/39434530/police-man-with-no-pants-falls-through-waffle-house-ceiling * Florida man breaks into a restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles and, naturally, plays the bongos. https://wjla.com/news/offbeat/florida-man-breaks-into-restaurant-strips-naked-eats-noodles-plays-bongos * Police in West Virginia arrest raccoons drunk on crabapple hooch until they sober up. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/drunk-raccoons-west-virginia_us_5bebdafce4b0783e0a1db81e * A man claiming to be Hitler’s only living brother plans to write the sequel to Mein Kampf. We’re thinking it’s going to tell a tale of a remorseful Nazi who converts to Judaism and finishes his accounting degree. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/argentina-alleged-son-of-adolf-hitler-plans-to...

The Two Bobs episode 84 for Monday, November 12, 2018: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a Potter’s Porter from Blackrocks. https://www.blackrocksbrewery.com/potters-porter/  * Robert failed to properly check our previous beers and drank one Rob already had on the show, a Special Double Cream Stout from Bell’s. https://www.bellsbeer.com/beer/specialty/special-double-cream-stout  * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33. Seriously, stop procrastinating.  * Oscar Mayer officially declares hot dogs are sandwiches. They’ve effectively lost all credibility in Rob’s eyes. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/oscar-mayer-says-hot-dogs-are-sandwiches-complaints-hotline  * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is so sexy Trump tried to grab its pussy. * Florida man done fashioned himself a redneck boat trailer hitch. https://www.orlandosentinel.com/opinion/audience/david-whitley/os-ae-florida-man-hitch-david-whitley-1029-story.html  * It turns out boa constrictors are not tax-deductible. We blame Trump’s tax plan. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/11/02/Live-boa-constrictor-found-in-bin-of-Goodwill-donations/9481541184925/?sl=2  * A half-naked woman falls through the ceiling of a Cook Out...twice. https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Bare-buns-Half-naked-woman-falls-through-Cook-13353867.php  * Florida man broke into a home and decided to brew some coffee and smoke a cigarette. https://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news/florida-man-brews-pot-of-coffee-smokes-cigarette-during-burglary-deputies-say  * An emotional support dog brought a whole new meaning to “business class” aboard a Delta plane. https://www.cnbc.com/2018/11/06/delta-passenger-blasts-airline-after-he-sits-in-dog-poop-on-plane.html  * Florida man stripped his clothes off (shocker), jumped into a crocodile pool, got bit, then climbed out and jumped back in again. Only in Florida. https://breaking911.com/florida-man-strips-down-to-his-underwear-crocs-jumps-into-crocodile-pool-gets-bitten-climbs-out-and-jumps-in-again/  * A SeaWorld employee was arrested for smuggling penguin penises to China. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/seaworld-employee-arrested-for-smuggling-penguin-penises-to-china/ 

The Two Bobs episode 83 for Monday, November 5, 2018: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob drank a Botswain Chocolate Stout from Rhinelander Brewing. https://untappd.com/b/rhinelander-brewing-company-boatswain-chocolate-stout/100833 * Robert slurped down a Rural Illumination from Bent Hill Brewery. http://www.benthillbrewery.com * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or don’t be surprised if your house is salamied (which is totally a real word). * A study finds that men aren’t spending enough time on the toilet avoiding their families. http://vt.co/lifestyle/health/new-research-reveals-men-spend-seven-hours-a-year-hiding-in-the-bathroom-for-peace-and-quiet/ * If this CRAZY NEWS were any crazier Trump would be tweeting about it. Only one of the stories is from Fox though so the other stories are clearly biased liberal Russian fake news media bullshit. MAGA! * Continuing last week’s sausage theme, police recently responded to a call from someone who had just been assaulted by a flying salami. http://newstalkkgvo.com/yes-missoula-police-responded-to-attack-involving-flying-salami/ * New Jersey police arrested a serial diaper dumper. https://www.thedailyjournal.com/story/news/crime/2018/10/24/diaper-dumper-william-friedman-caught-franklin-township-nj-odd-news/1749442002/ * Some dipshit stole $10 worth of shrimp from a Texas home. That’s literally the entire story.http://lufkindailynews.com/news/record/police_report/article_980501e1-3b04-5c22-be45-9078a531427d.html * New blowjobs for speed bumps program goes viral in Florida. http://www.khq.com/story/39372234/florida-mayor-accused-of-soliciting-sex-in-exchange-for-installing-speed-bumps * Alabama woman glues fake zombie teeth to her pie eaters and can’t take them out. Hats off to her for living in Alabama and still having teeth to begin with. https://www.foxnews.com/health/alabama-womans-zombie-halloween-costume-turns-into-medical-nightmare-after-3-fake-teeth-get-stuck * Revisiting the ghost fucker story from TTB073: I Like Wacken, the same crazy bitch is now planning to marry her ghost lover. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-who-had-sex-15-13498913 * A man gives a police dog a biscuit in an obvious attempt at bribing officers.