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Every year, when we hit this month, we try and do something special.. we’ve had live shows, we’ve done big mass parties – well this year we have a lot in store for you – a special opener – a live show (which you can make sure you don’t miss the next one by heading […]

If there is one sect of the movieverse we don’t touch on a lot – it is horror. That’s not because we don’t love horror.. Hatton has spent most of this quarantine binge watching Shudder – so we’re going to do our best to change that a little bit moving forward. Enter Children of the […]

She’s lovely and bright with soft curls… that’s right, she’s a smalllll wonder – and we are looking back to a simpler stranger time: the late 80’s where a sitcom didn’t necessarily have to be funny to get multiple seasons. So what happens when your every day common American family build their own human looking […]

The boys are descending into the deep with another venture into the abyss that is… Mystery of the Somethingverse Was there ever an Island? (You know the one) If there was, where was it? Who lived there? Is there a giant gear that sends it to a different place? Aliens? …aliens. We’re going to a […]

A couple of weeks ago, if you’ve been listening to the bumpers for the last two months – you would know we were given a slot on Livestream For The Cure. Four days of podcasts to donate money to The Cancer Research Institute. During that hour Podcast Rob and Hatton discussed their ‘Hero vs Villain’ […]

With the state of things, it didn’t feel right or respectful to post Rob and I talking about our usual pop culture nonsense. Instead, we are taking part in #PodcastBlackout by talking less and listening more. Joining us this week is stand-up comedian and New Jersey native, Gordon Baker-Bone talking about the murder of George […]

Have you checked out Livestream For The Cure yet? You should. We’re back with another journey through all of the years of television that other people sat through, and review what’s left…. the End This month we’re talking the politically over-the-top crazy DC Adventure that is Scandal. From backstabbing lawyers, assassinating attorneys, and Presidents in […]

Have you checked out Livestream For The Cure yet? You should. It’s time to return to head on back to a long time ago and take a trip to a galaxy not nearby at all…. That’s right – the Somethings, always present and ready with the cutting edge commentary – are ready to talk Star […]

Have you checked out Livestream For The Cure yet? You should. The Somethings are back with another Mystery of the Somethingverse – This time, they took it live on Twitch and discussed the tale of the Georgia Guidestones… Have you ever heard of them? They’re one of the US’s greatest mysteries and other than some […]

Have you checked out Livestream For The Cure yet? You should. If there is one actor in Hollywood that has had a ton of jobs… it’s Tom Cruise, hell it is one of the defining character traits of his early career. ‘Ah, this is the one where Tom Cruise is a patent lawyer’ ‘Ohh, the […]

It’s time for another edition of STORIES TO AMAZE! It is a monster of a time as the pair of Hatton and Podcast Rob dive deep into Lovecraftean Lore. Previously only available on our Patreon, this features the whole series in one amazing file! Beware and be wary… Ok, here we go! Stories To Amaze […]

Have you checked out Livestream For The Cure yet? You should. It is time, yet again friends, for a journey to the last episode of a show – whether or not we’ve seen the rest of it. This time, we harken back to a time when shows had a lot of set-up and then endings […]

Have you checked out Livestream For The Cure yet? You should. Sometimes, the Somethings need a little cultural – and given that normally they are as cultured as a strep throat test, they need to bring in the big guns. Joining the boys this week is the long-time friend of the show, Meredith Placko – […]

Have you checked out Livestream For The Cure yet? You should. Everyone has taken their shots at Joe Exotic and his war against Carol Baskins, and now it’s our turn. The Somethings were live on Twitch and got down to brass tacks… who were the real heroes in the lion’s den? Who were the real […]

Have you checked out Livestream For The Cure yet? You should. There’s a new show that has become must-see–TV for Hatton & PCR, and it is Lego Masters (on Fox & Hulu). Every week, teams of two are competing building crazy Lego builds and only one team is going to come out on top. Well, […]

Last month we started a brand new Stories to Amaze with the confusing conspiracy that we call D E M – but we’ve been making these radiodramas for a year or two now over on our Patreon. With so many folks stuck at home, and the rest working during the apocalypse to provide us with […]

Have you checked out Livestream For The Cure yet? You should. It’s the fifth week of the month – so you know what that means? Do you? If you do, please … tell us… For us, it meant that we went live on Twitch on St. Paddy’s Day and talked about how we’re dealing with […]

Have you checked out Livestream For The Cure yet? You should. With the world topsy turvy, a month with 5 Tuesdays, we are all jumbled up, so The End came early, there’s a chaos episode next week – and this week, you get a review of a show we’ve talked about before! ..but it’s ok, […]

Mark your calendars: Livestream For The Cure, May 28th – 31st. It’s time to get Frakked and talk about one of the most influential shows of the last twenty years. Sure, maybe in hindsight it has some flaws, which I’m sure we’ll jump to every 33 minutes, but in between listen as Hatton and Podcast […]

Mark your calendars: Livestream For The Cure, May 28th – 31st. We’re heading out into deep seas this month for a “documentary” with a twist.. also a title so long it doesn’t fit in the title bar. This journey is one of art, one of curiosity, and it is a divisive piece of cinema. If […]

The new Disney Plus service was started with a treat for sci-fi and muppet fans, alike. A show that reframes the most mysterious of characters – makes a badass loveable – makes a sage adorable – makes a ‘First Time Mom’ movie a ‘Buddy Cop Adventure’ That’s right – it’s the BabyYodalorian… and yes, we […]

Holy Forkin Shirtballs it ended. Hey, it’s Hatton – and its just me this week, so the episode is a short one, but we’re talking about one of my favorite sitcoms since the last sitcom done by Michael Schur, Parks & Rec. Welcome to The Neighborhood… are you supposed to be here – because I’m […]

♫ Creature of the niiiiight…. That’s right – it’s time for the Somethings to deep deep deep dive into the BBC’s newest horror piece, Dracula. We can’t do it alone – so we got ahold of one of the Something Alums in Megan Salinas (@TheMenguin) – cohost of Silver Screams and No Love Lost Is […]

Ok, here we go again… This week on Mysteries of the Somethingverse – we have taken another hotbutton topic and we break it down with one taking the pro and the other taking the con. This week it is all about those white lines that crisscross the skyways of the world – are they Contrails? […]

Before we get to the episode, we just want to mention a charity that our guest this week mentions: GAMES FOR LOVE, a charity that provides not just games, but camps for programming and coding, to kids in hospitals around the world to ease their stresses through gaming. Please, give it a look and a […]

It’s been a few years since the Redwood Originals rode down through Charming… so it seemed like a good time to see whether the life and times of Jax Teller and his entire band of miscreants ended up where they deserved. So settle in for some mouth-singing and questions of religious importance, as the Somethings […]

A new year means NEW THINGS! So a few weeks ago, we were on Twitch trying out our newest game… what is it, you may ask.. well, there is a lot of crazy stories around the world – but we’re also some creative weirdos. So, 10 news stories – one lie. Hatton is the newscaster, […]

We gotta go back… No no no, not to THERE… to the world of Breaking Bad. We weren’t left with many questions at the end of Walt’s journey, but we did have one big one. …what happened to Jesse? Not only does El Camino fill that in – but a few gaps we never thought […]

It is a new year – and what does that mean? Tons and tons of websites with lists about what the best of 2019 was… well we’re not doing it. We’re going to start the new decade looking forward at the movies that are to come. From the obvious to the surreal, join PCR and […]

Happy Holidays from the Somethings! Ok, here we HO HO HO! Full Episode

Don’t you sometimes want to get a way to a place where everybody knows your name? That’s what the Somethings did this week as we take on another episode of THE END – did one of the historically beloved and remembered sitcoms hold up decades after it went off the air? How funny can dudes […]

Happy Holidays! Sure, it’s early, but we’re taking next month off – so we gotta get it in somewhere. And since everyone is getting themselves all stuff prepared, we decided to hit a a movie that had a strange beginning, but has found its place as a Christmas Traditional for weirdos… it is the scariest […]

Are you ready for something new? Well you are about to get it. Hatton and PCR love a good mystery, especially one that has a range of theories… from the scientific to the plausibly strange to the outright bonkers. Enter Mysteries of the SomethingVerse – where the boys each take a side and figure out […]

The Somethings love television shows and movies, but did you know that Hatton and PCR are also …. literate? So we’re heading up into that great space station in the sky and going through the Hitchhiker’s Guide to talk about our favorite science fiction books. From space battles to samurai and every cyborg in between. […]

For the first time ever, this episode was recorded LIVE on Twitch – and you can be here for next great live adventure November 5th @ 9pm – simply go to twitch.tv/somethingsomethingcast and make sure to follow us so you don’t miss out. There are some great stories out there connected to movies… from ghosts […]

Listen, toooo that magic man…and abracadabra… There is this movie – this movie that a lot of people saw and nobody remembers it until they are told about it by someone who has been awoken. I’m sure there are a lot of movies that fit this strange Mandela Effect sort of situation, but this one […]

Time again for us to skip the years of backstory, the forum posts, the rumor mills, and just go straight… to The End On this week’s episode, given the spookiness of the month, we delve into a forgotten Tori Spelling vehicle that combines the politics of a 90s Fox show with a gutted version of […]

The culture has reached the spooky season, bringing us another esteemed and fancy episode of Dramaticish Readings. This month, a moose has concocted a plan to bring his family legacy to life, quite literally… while the henchman who has also been in the family for a few generations perhaps got stuff a bit wrong… also […]

It’s SomethingSpooky as we head into October! To start us off on our month of haunting spectaculars is heading back to the well of horror. We’ve talked franchises, we’ve talked villains, we’ve talked horror battle royale – but we’ve never out and out just talked about our favorite horror movies. So this week, Podcast Rob […]

Before Arrow. Before The Flash.Before Agents of SHIELD. A group of unknowns gathered together to stop a monster who literally tore them apart. Well that was the first year of Heroes. A writer’s strike later and who knows how the show ends… based on the ratings, most of you probably don’t. So join Hatton and […]

So I’m GLaD, I got burnedThink of all the things we learnedfor the… Fire up your Portal Gun, and settle in with your Companion Cube, it is time for Netflix’s post-something-er-another future with a robot that really will remind you of GLaDOS. She’s not, but … well, you’ll see. So what happens when a robot […]

The Summer has come to an end, sadly. With that goes the big summer popcorn slinging monster cost movies that seem to bring in not just the bacon, but the whole damn pig farm. Rob & Hatton have talked at ends about some of their favorite movies, of which quite a few were blockbusters of […]

For the last of our Year Six celebrations, we are going back…. but this time, to the end. That’s right, the Somethings are back and they are flying on an Oceanic Flight with the last episode of the show that started a thousand arguments… Lost. But we’re not going alone, oh no no no, if […]

Haaaack The Plaaannetttt Ok, not really. You see, we are getting a lot of stuff for free these days. Need to know the weather? Sure! Want to play a silly little Facebook game? Ok! Want to see a photo of you as a bunny or an older bunny? Why not!? Truth is – you are […]

The Somethings are celebrating their 6th Year with some friends! That’s right, to bring in our next 52 weeks of funny, we have brought in long time friends of the show PRL. Matt, Joe, and Becky have been with us for a long time and we are thrilled to get their input on what’s going […]

It’s the extra week of the month, so it is time for us to add a little something extra to the mix. Have you missed Hatton? It’s ok to admit only a little.. well he is back this week to celebrate the most favoritiest place of the Something’s world… New Jersey. From the mysteries to […]

One of the things we love about The End is that it gives us a chance to talk about shows we might not have ever had a chance. Travelers, a science fiction show about time travel and the ramifications of it all only has a few seasons and then it is done… but should it […]

There are movies that the Somethings agree about… Highlander. There are movies that the Somethings disagree about… Mars Attacks. The Invitation definitely fits into one of those categories. A group of people are invited (get it?) to a dinner party where they haven’t seen each other in quite a long time and have a sordid […]

Welcome to July and the 136th episode of the Something Something Cast! You are getting something special on this week’s episode as Hatton is taking a brief sabbatical, you get Podcast Rob picking up the final episode of the Bond series. (We told you we would get to it) So what does Rob think of […]

All good things come to an end, and this show is one that the Somethings were dreading seeing go. Dipped in controversy, suspected to never complete their story, Netflix pulled off the near impossible of finishing it without it’s primary star. What happens when the House finally comes to an end? Did they do it […]

There is an infamous place in New Jersey, home of the Somethings, that had the nickname of Traction Park. This amusement park was known for its bad management and injury prone nature.. and yet we all went as a right of passage. Take that information and welcome to Action Point, a movie inspired by the […]

Podcast Rob and Hatton love a bad movie.. maybe Hatton a little more than PCR. Specifically, the kinds of movies where there is so much fun being had by the people that made it or the premise is so knowingly dumb that it is hard to not enjoy yourself. These are not those movies. You […]

It’s rare that we have a show come to an End with such a momentous amount of force behind it. Arguably the most important television ending since Breaking Bad, the Iron Throne was finally decided. Hatton has followed the show for years and PCR has been a watcher of the hype from afar… so what […]

A group of people who have seemingly never met all gather together, invited by the mysterious Mr. Boddy. What we find out from there is how much they do know about each other and what they hold over each other’s heads…. Unendingly quotable and beloved by everyone with good taste, this movie made form a […]

Much like Thanos, this review was inevitable. First, this is a spoiler laden episode. From the Hulk turning purple to Captain America’s cousin Oliver coming in to save the whole of the universe – we pull no punches on the talk, so if you haven’t gotten to Endgame yet, sit this one out for now. […]

In the last month or two a documentary came out talking about one of the strangest theories of the last couple decades.. is it a sign that perhaps we were wrong about the make up of our universe or is it the inevitable problem of what happens when everybody finds a friend on the internet? […]

Ends come in lots of different ways – in this, Episode 8 – we stretch that jussst a smidge so that we can talk about the new trailer that dropped on Star Wars: Rise of the Skywalker. Is this the end of Star Wars? Is this the end of the Skywalker? If it is, then […]

It’s Hatton’s Birthday Month, so we decided to talk about one of his favorite movies of all time. What happens when a brilliant mad man opens up his chocolate factory for the first time in years? Oh, a bunch of kids get tortured… basic stuff. And please note, we’re talking about the 70’s Gene Wilder […]

And we now welcome you to the 8th episode of Dramatic-ish Readings. Before the ring started its long sojourn, there was a party for an old Hobbit who had gone on great adventures But what happens when a walkin talkin dog meets up with a butterfly-themed villain before the party really begins. It’s Frodo, Gandalf, Goofy, […]

A quick bit of upkeep – you may have noticed that episodes no longer have an ‘Episode #’ – well that’s because Apple has been asking people to put the kibosh on that, lest you lose any sort of ranking you may have had. So now you can find the episode number in the text, […]

In Episode 7 of The End, we talk about all you Browncoats once again – discussing the various multiple ends of your favorite space wagon train. So get on board, they took the show, but they can’t take the sky from us… it’s time for Firefly! Full Episode

Superheroes come in all shapes and sizes. Sometimes all shapes and sizes come in one superhero, teaming up with Freckles. So it’s time to checkout how things are going right before the Infinity War as Antman rides again, and this time he’s bringing a whole slew of characters with him. Review #7 is here, Antman & […]

And we now welcome you to the next episode of Dramatic-ish Readings. Even though bustin makes you feel good – when the arguably greatest Bond meets the world’s greatest evil wizard… Yesh… thish man hash no dick. Full Episode NOTE: Hatton apologizes for any audio distortion, he is working through a technical wire issue on his […]

Do you enjoy comics? Do you enjoy the off-stage opinions of comics? Well we have show friend Kevin Gootee (@KevinGootee) back talking about his Amazon Prime series, now in its 7th season, Comics Watching Comics. Featuring all new comics, all new critique, but even more funny. So Kevin hangs out with the Somethings and we talk […]

Oh sit right back and you’ll hear a tale – tale of a podcast that discusses the end of things.. So be sure to join us each week my friends – but this week, we have no rhyme scheme and we’re discussing the island adventure that is – Gilligan’s Island! Full Episode

It is the movie that we sort of wanted, but is what we wanted the movie we got? Take a break with two scruffy-headed nerf-herders as they discuss the highs and lows of space’s greatest scoundrel and what made him Solo. Full Episode

And we now welcome you to the next episode of Dramatic-ish Readings. Two men meet in a saloon and it do seems like someone is sitting in the wrong chair. Perhaps, Huckleberry, you best be moving…. Full Episode

You wake up and go about your day as you normally do. You get dressed and ready, have a minimal breakfast, and head into work. Given the boredom of your day, you decide to see what podcasts have been updated. Your eyes grow wide with glee seeing that your favorite podcast has a new episode! […]

On occasion, there are months that have a few extra weeks… sometimes up to 5! This just happens to be one of these months, and since our New Year Party got lost in the shuffle of hard drives, we had the time to put together a little hang out party of just two – myself […]

We’ve returned with the last episode of a classic in high romance, high drama, blood drinking southerners. Does this vampy tale of creatures that go gulp in the night hold up when all you know is the last hour? Find out… on The End of True Blood. Full Episode

On a desolate outpost in Antarctica, a crew have to find out who is like them… and who is different. In a studio in the middle of New Jersey, two men have to figure out who is right, and who doesn’t like this classic. So join us, and give a drop of blood to assure […]

And we now welcome you to the next episode of Dramatic-ish Readings. There has been a heist… and a 6 foot tall rooster seems to be at odds with a world famous mouse What happens when they collide when they go face to face… Full Episode

MERRY CHRISTMAS!  On this festive occasion, we celebrate one of the most festive movies of all time. When there is no room at the inn, we head to the Nakatome Plaza for a festive business party gone awry. So settle in around the yule log and drink some nog.  Yippe Kay Aye Mr. Falcon! Ok, […]

With one week til Christmas, we celebrate with one of the greatest gifts given to television in the last decade… so gather round the fire and only smoke the crystal blue, let’s discuss the THE END of Breaking Bad. Full Episode

And we now welcome you to the next episode of Dramatic-ish Readings. One of them is a monster… and a man arrested for a crime he didn’t commit. One of then is the kingpin of crime… and certifiably insane. Find out when what happens when the inmates take over the asylum of the skies. Full Episode

A couple of weeks ago, the world lost a legend in not just comics, but in entertainment. So much of our entertainment world in the last twenty years has been painted with the colors that Stan Lee helped create that it is impossible to think of a world that never had him. So join the […]

As we give Thanks to our friends and family (and listeners) – we are going to dive into one of the Something’s sacred shows with an iffy ending.  So join us while we leap from podcast to podcast, hoping the next one… is the leap home this month on THE END Full Episode

Heading to a moment in the Marvelverse we seem to have neglected! That’s right, it’s Something In Review with the 3rd and strangest installment of the Thor franchise – RAGNAROK! So get in the fight on Planet Hulk and get ready as you face off against Marvel’s hottest villain yet…. ok here we go! Full […]

And we now welcome you to the next episode of Dramatic-ish Readings. One of them is a frog… and the greatest wizard of all time. One of them is the man to be king.. with a crazy regulator mask. Find out when there is a when they converse in one of the greatest fantasies ever told. […]

What makes a superstar in professional?  Is it a huge finisher?  Is it the best tagline? Well one of the things that is always memorable is a good old fashioned kick-ass theme song. So the boys are going back in the ring to discuss themselves a little rasslin, but in this episode – it’s all […]

Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Something! We are the podcast that flaps in the night… we are the soothing sound of justice in your ears – and for our 5th week of October, we are taking to the Gotham skies and talking a little bit about […]

Closing out October, it’s time to revisit our final show of the new SomethingSeason… and given this is the season of horror, we bring to you one of the scariest television shows of all time – in its last moment – in its dying breath. We’re going to Beverly Hills (because that’s where we wanna […]

Now that the shine has worn off the new Something Products(tm), it’s time to get into it. It’s Halloween time, so what better for us to go back and look at, but a classic 80’s vampire flick – arguably the trend setter for thousands of club kids on Something In Review. So get your grease up […]

And we now welcome you to the first episode of Dramatic-ish Readings. In the basement of some gin joint lay two gangsters.. one hot-tempered, the other trying to make his mark. See what happens when the old gun, the Swedish Chef doesn’t like the cut of Batman’s jib. Be a good fella and hand me my […]

When you think about the great stars of film, certain names will appear depending what your ‘era’ is. For those who love big action, big country, big ramblin’ adventures through the raucous movies of the 70’s and 80’s, the name Burt Reynolds is sure to be one of the names that pops up.  Whether he […]

And lastly, we finish the month with another brand new show… and how fitting to end the show with this one, as it is simply titled The End The Somethings shall watch an episode… in particular, the last episode of a show and discuss it. In this instance, we’ve seen it and it is fairly infamous.  Next […]

Here we are with another brand spank’n new Episode One. …for Episode 7… which is sort of Episode 2 of Trilogy 3… it gets confusing. Anyway, it’s time for Something In Review, another new feature where we review something we haven’t before, maybe a little older, maybe a little newer. The fact is that it’s […]

And we now welcome you to the first episode of Dramatic-ish Readings. Short – to the point. The Dread Pirate Scooby faces off against Vizzini Walken and only one shall survive. Put on your finest smoking jacket, and join us while we continue to hunt for the six-fingered-man. Full Episode

WELCOME TO SEPTEMBER! We have a few things to talk about, and we get into it in the first ten of the episode, but maybe you read these things… do you? I never know. Anyway, September is an important month for the Somethings.. we are now EVERY GAW’DARN WEEK! ..sort of. Every week on your RSS […]

Let’s paint a mind picture. You enjoy a thing.. perhaps a podcast where two schmucks from NJ babble incoherently twice a month (with more on the way).  You go to the comment section and realize that the uber-fans are gatekeeping your ability to comment about what your favorite episode is. They’ve already made the decision […]

The boys are back with another journey into their not-guilty-at-all favorites. Time and time again they have mentioned that on their off hours, when not slaving away over a hot podcast, they can be found slaving away over a hot television, watching amazing chefs (and not so amazing chefs) make amazing concoctions. Rob knows his […]

The Somethings are in the same studio for the first time in a long time. For such a momentous occasion, we have gotten ourselves a fantastic guest in the way of Kyle Hester.(@KyleDHester) Now,you might not be aware of Kyle, but you will be soon. With multiple movies on their way to your streaming and […]

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Hatton’s back! This time he’s bringing old time Somethingcast Alum Podcast Rob, remember him? We have some show updates as well as we take it to the ring to discuss Netflix’s and Jenji Kohen’s big summer party. Driving in a wood panel van straight into the 80’s with the big hair, big gimmicks, and big […]

  Happy Podcast Day! (That’s not a holiday.. it’s just a day where you get the podcast. There will be cake, though) Hatton is here again with another journey into a new piece of fiction and a review of Westworld Season 2 If you haven’t jumped into the wild westy world, stick around to hear a […]

  Good morning everyone! Hatton here – and this is the first episode where it’s just me ♫ allll byyy myyysellllffff ♫ Please don’t forget, you can still catch Rob & myself over at the SomethingCast Patreon. And help out Rob at his GoFundMe. So what is this? I don’t know yet – but I […]

It was inevitable… them making a Deadpool 2. So join the Somethings as they sit and breakdown the Merc With A Mouth’s Second Attempt At Greatness! And where that’s the bulk of the episode, there is a lot more to talk about. This episode, for the foreseeable, is the last for Podcast Rob. As you’ll […]

We roll down stairs, roll better in pairs, We’ve come to hijack your brain… Whether it’s a slinky or a log, the boys are back and they brought alllll their toys with them, and unlike that little shit Denny across the street who’s parents got him the knock-off Gobots that don’t actually transform into anything, […]

First off. SPOILERS.  I mean, there won’t be any in this paragraph, but in this episode – we barely get 3 minutes in before we’re all ‘Thanos killed Dumbledore’ and ‘Captain America was Bruce Willis the whole time’.  It’s like we have done our best to keep our silence to wait for this very episode! And […]

  Ten years in the making culminates this week. So what are the Somethings going to do? They’re going to breakdown the entirety of the MCU into easily digestible chunks and rate every movie that has lead up to the Infinity War! Who made it into Hatton and Rob’s top 3? Well, you are about […]

  We’re back! Where’d we go? Well we traversed the Garden State with a stop in Atlantic City for the Garden State Comic Fest. What’d we do? Oh we checked out some funny books, some funny people, some Ninja Turtles, and a few famous people! So, to celebrate the fact that someone deemed us worthy […]

  LOREM IPSUM DATA DATA DATA – Placeholder for information and guest links. Can’t forget to link Garden State Comic Convention. Ok here we go, Full Episode

  Oh Jessica… You seem to be doing ok. You’re taking some anger management courses. The agency is doing ok. You have an associate in Malcolm.  What could go wrong? Probably a bad question in Hells Kitchen, eh? That’s right, the Somethings are back tackling the hard drinking hard hitting purple fearing badass bitch of […]

  What have you fallen for? I mean, come on.. we’ve all bought into one thing or another, right?  Whether it is the Piltdown Man, the supposed Missing Link – or if its any number of Think Geek projects, there is always someone out to get you. Well not us – of course not – […]

  It was the night of the biggest sports game in the country. Millions upon millions watched the one team go and defeat the other one. There was a bird one and a soldier one or something like that. Anyway, a commercial popped up informing everyone that right after the ball was done being foot’d, […]

It’s time for a little one batch two batch… And if you are a fan of the show, you know what that means. Marvel episode. Netflix episode. Oh.. that’s right.. Tim Stevens Episode. The three of us slowly pick apart the enemy and drive our hammers hard into the bones of the newest Netflix Marvel […]

The Somethings like themselves some movies… But there are a couple guys who like movies even more than us – probably more than you! That’s why when we decided to do an episode about the upcoming films of 2018, we called the men who know what’s what about film. Justin & Nick, the Epic Film Guys! This […]

What’s going on everyone. This week, the Somethings had the pleasure to hang out with Kevin Gootee, a stand-up who is doing something pretty original on Amazon Prime. Every episode features one or two stand-ups doing a set while Kevin and his panel talk about what they did right and what they did wrong. From […]

Happy New Year! First, lets get the important stuff out of the way. We’re starting the year with a contest!  This is what you gotta go do if you haven’t – go subscribe to our show via iTunes. Go leave a review. Send a screenshot to us via twitter (@STSTCast) – be entered for a […]

It is a yearly Something Tradition – the IJOV.NET Somethingcast Christmas Party! So get yourself some rum-laden nog, light the fire, and do what everyone does during the beginning of the season of giving. Put on headphones and listen to your friends prattle on about holidays and the year that has passed while you get […]

Does that logo alone send a chill down your spine as you hear Robert Stack telling you about all the horrible crap that is going on in your neighborhood? Well, get ready for a little preview of what’s to come for the Somethings future. Take a listen to understand what I mean about that. (hint: […]

It’s time to go back to the umop apisdn (that doesn’t work if you use a weird font) ..anyway, it’s time to head on back and see what’s going on in the eeriest of Indiana’s – that’s right, Netflix’s bingers dream has returned for nine more episodes of small town life with a Lovecrafty spin. […]

The rules you need to know: – You have to invite them in – You’ll never see them in front of a mirror – If you stake them, they will die – Go sparingly on the garlic I am course am talking about the Somethings, who are back with an episode about the monster movie’verses […]

You can’t have a summer blockbuster without your bae…  am I right? I, obviously am talking about the Master of all things Kaboom – Michael Bay. We can joke, but he’s had his share of fun flicks – and its time for the boys to break them down and find out which ones set them […]

Take the Devil of Hell’s Kitchen. A loud-mouthed P.I. with superpowers. A bullet-proof man who swears to watch out for Harlem. And.. ..well.. Danny Rand. Push them together and what do you get – you get us bringing back the Somethingcast’s favorite guest, Mr. Ungajje himself, Tim Stevens! As always, when the binge-worthy Marvel World […]

After 3 big episodes in a row, the boys are hanging back for a little and catching their breath. What that means is you get to dive into one from the secret archives of the Somethings, where you get all new material, we did the same amount of work, but we did it before now! […]

So after putting the Patreon on pause. After our Anniversary. After our 100th Episode. How could we put icing on that cake? Oh, we got ourselves a badass guest to hangout with for a little while. Who, you may ask? Why Ralph Garman, co-host of the Hollywood Babble-On with Kevin Smith, actor in a lot of stuff you’ve […]

NOTE: Please forgive the mistake in this episode… I think it makes it funnier, but I forgot to add in a critical sound-effect.  It’s always something, am I right? This is it! We did it! So what do we do.. we throw a party with two friends from the Inside Joke Outside Voice Network. We got […]

Ok here we go… and go.. and go… and we are celebrating our Year 4. Where in years gone by we have found our way to the fabulous Wildpig Comics, this year there just wasn’t a lot to discuss when it came to the comic universes.. so we decided to have an episode where we create […]

Look, we all have blindspots. Maybe it’s that you really weren’t a fan of Star Wars. Maybe it’s that you think the ending of Lost is really good. These are things that sometimes you hold as a badge that you have not done something the rest of the world has.. but other times, you are […]

And now for something a little different… and by different, we mean the same.. sort of. The boys have been doing the show for just about 4 years, so why not take a look back with us. Hatton and Rob talk about how it began, and some of the adventures on the way. And on […]

We all like ourselves a little bit of television. We also like ourselves the earworms that lodge into your head for 30 minutes and beyond. So Hatton’s taken a few. Rob’s taken a few. And they are going head to head to find out who has the best line-up. And a battle as important as […]

It’s time again for everybody’s favorite SomethingGimmick! THE WHEEL OF THINGS! The last time, the Somethings talked on about Dragonlance. This time it’s a contest episode. We’ve done movie posters before, but what about that one little sentence that tries to drag you into the flick? He was a flint. She was a steel. Sparks fly […]

♫ Here we are… born to cast pods… ♫ That’s right, it’s time for one of those shows that was inevitable. It’s Clan Hatton & Clan McRob as we talk about one of the most long-legged, long-lived, fantasy… sci-fi *sigh* series that defined many a’geek. It’s Highlander time! So grab your katana and beware the planet […]

Hey thanks for understanding the lateness. LET US NEVER DISCUSS IT AGAIN! When a movie starts, ‘Two cops with nothing left to lose’ or ‘Two best friends on a mission’ or ‘An unlikely duo of…’ Well, that’s a buddy flick and it’s a sub-genre unto itself. Hell, this show is pretty much a buddy flick turned audio. […]

A long time ago… but lesser long ago than it was before, but more recent than it was when it started.. or… Look, there’s a new Star Wars thing and we talk about it! Breaking from our usual ‘movie’ tradition – we’re going the super internet geek route and taking a trailer down. What’s to come? What […]

♫ In the not too distant future… On Thursday on Netflix… The Mads are at it again! This time, they’ve taken the Somethings hostage and before they can be set free they have to review their favorite episodes of the B-Movie-Riffathon of MST3k! Ok, so there are no Mad Scientists. There’s no SOL. There’s simply an episode […]

As has become a tradition of the Somethingcast, we watch a lot of Netflix. That’s not the tradition.. it’s a fact.. but it isn’t the tradition I’m speaking of.  I’m talking about when a new Marvel show appears on our queue, we call on the one and only @Ungajje himself, Tim Stevens. If you aren’t aware of Tim’s […]

Five creatures of great power, united for a common goal. I, of course, am talking about the folks over at AfterbuzzTV. The Somethings are joined by the whole of the giant robot forming cast of their review and report show for Voltron: Legendary Defender. We have Katie Cullen, Mark Donica, Megan Salinas, Somethingcast old friends Emma Fyffe, and via […]

With the craziness of our Patreon radio drama, we might have a little bit of horror on the mind. The Somethings are talking one of the most interesting shows on television in American Horror Story. British style season per story direction. Old actors finding new life, and old themes finding new spins. Whether it’s fighting your […]

The Somethings know some people. I mean, we’ve been around the world long enough to have collected a small and powerful group of friends… or at least people who keep cashing the check. This week we have the honor and distinction to talking with friend and game designer Andy Parks of Quixotic games about his […]

Sometimes someone leaves this world with a mission still in their heart. Whether they were murdered or someone they loved needs vengeance – sometimes… just sometimes.. the spirit of the Crow summons them back to this world and acts as their totem to invincible power.  Unless you know magic. Or hurt the crow. Or are satan. […]

A long time ago, the Somethings started with Connery… and then they moved on to Lazenby and Moore.. and now they’ve arrived at the next of the Bond Series. Almost caught up, we’re seeing Dalton and Brosnan get their step up at the mic. From Bond music to Bond girls to Bond geekery, the boys […]

  A long time ago.. on a podcast somewhere in New Jersey… It’s 2017 – and we are back with our first episode of the year. Working completely against type, we’re talking about a little-known indie film about of young upstart kids making their way in a world where the adults seem out to get them. […]

♫ Oh you better watch out.. You better not cry… You better listen to this episode Or not.. whatever, I’m not your HR Rep ♫ Joining us from the IJOV – we have Marcus from Deadpan Fury, we have Eric from Two-Legged Tie, and we have Tony from Nyrdcast – and we decide to have ourselves a little Christmas […]

  They say you aren’t supposed to judge a book by its cover… well guess what… 5% of a comic book is it’s cover, so how about we judge a book by 5% of its content? Tricky eh? This week, the Something’s are going to the land of funnybooks where we discuss not the greatest […]

So – maybe you didn’t know (you probably do) that we have a Patreon! And on that Patreon, on the weeks you don’t get a full episode of the SomethingCast, you get OTHER stuff over there.  Every week we’re in your head. One of those things that we gave you a taste of a couple months […]

We the Somethings of this Cast, in Order to form a more perfect podcast, establish hilarity, insure timely updates, provide for the sarcastic defence, promote the general whatever, and secure the I’m Running Out Here to ourselves and our Posterior (..heh, butt), do ordain and establish this episode for the pleasure of our audience. The boys are getting […]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! The Somethings decided that since it is the scaaaarrriest of holidays, we would go and give you a treat and not a trick this year, by releasing tomorrow’s episode for you today.  That way you can enjoy our spooooooky conversation while you are out haunting around. So what is this episode about?  Well […]

When Netflix calls – we move forward. Always forward. You are correct, the boys are back with the newest installment in the Netflix Marvel Universe. We have seen what goes down in Hell’s Kitchen.  We have had our Alias investigated. Now it is time to check out who runs Harlem. As has become a SomethingCast […]

(And in a rare instance – both of us did an opening graphic!  Collect the whole set) Not all movies are created equal. Some movies, from the get go, you watch them with full intent to laugh at the badness. Other movies you have high expectations for and they are everything you have ever wanted. […]

A New Challenger Has Joined The Battle! SOMETHINGCAST vs. KUNGFU DRIVE-IN ROUND 1 … FIGHT! That’s right – we’re back and we’re bringing a sparring partner in Jeof from Kung-Fu Drive-In to talk about the best in movies about people hitting each other. So movie your feetsa to Daddy Green’s Pizza and get ready to Enter The Cast! Full […]

The earth shakes. The ground trembles. Lava flows from the snow. The world gets super super cold. Then… … … the aliens come. That’s right, when it comes to movies, every horrible thing has befallen man – and recorded in the archives, the boys are here talking about the greatest problems that movie earth has […]

First we introduce Podcast Rob & Hatton. Then – you realize this whole podcast has been recorded in Spanish… BUT WAIT… then you recognize that this is a repeat… but is it?  You go scouring through the archives, BUT THEY’RE ALL DEAD! Then the zombie invasion episode merges in and you find out that they […]

It’s time for the boys to head umop apisdn. In another in a long string of shows that everyobody must binge watch lest they feel the wrath of the nerdy portions of the internet, Hatton and Rob are no different and have succumbed to the newest and hottest streaming thing, Stranger Things. So join them as they […]

The Somethings are looking up to the heavens and hoping to catch a glimpse of something interstellar. That’s right, we’re heading to the stars and it doesn’t matter if it’s little green men, crazy overly huge spaceships, the greys, or one naked hot blonde chick.. now that the aliens are here, we are going to discuss the hell […]

Sometimes the remake is better than the original. Hell, we’re better than all of the podcasts we regularly steal from. (This is not true (probably)). But when it comes to music, there are great musicians and there are great songs. Sometimes great musicians are known for songs that they didn’t write, but for music that […]

Three Years Ago…. A former podcaster, writer, and internet weirdo Rev. James was lingering in a local watering hole when he heard a voice he hadn’t heard in years. The bombastic laughter of one Mr. Podcast Rob. Considering the idea of getting back into the podcast game, over the course of the next few times hanging […]

Hey apparently people think we’re neat. We were recently contacted by a couple cool cats from the upcoming webseries You Again – and we got not just a sneak peek of their show, but a chance to talk with them about the process. Meet Audra – lil bit crazy, and Zander – lil bit nerdy. […]

One side is for the establishment and assigning names to the faces of vigilantes. One side is for the freedom to do as you wish and the want to never compromise your values. Today on the SomethingBlackerThanPreRecordedBlackSomethingLiveCastTimesInfinity… Ok, let me clear that up a little….. The forces of the podcasting elite have gathered together to form […]

  The time is a day after tomorrow… the place… Somethingville. Was it the bombs that dropped?  Or the plague that killed all the men?  Perhaps it was the Zeds? We don’t know – all we know is it makes for some interesting television. The Somethings and special guest Alexis Torres from AfterBuzzTV and Black Hollywood Live delve […]

It is time for you to be properly gagged with a spoon. This week the Somethings have picked up a hitchhiker on our way through time – Cyannide from Little Geek Lost. She has joined us for a new episode style for the Somethings.. ok, only slightly new – but a new genre of topic […]

The Somethings have found their way back in the alleys of Hells Kitchen, and who did we find there? Of course, we found our favorite comic genius, none other than the arid-witted Tim Stevens! So now that the dust has settled, the guns have been stashed, and the sais are buried – we are taking on Daredevil […]

The day has arrived. The Somethings have arrived on the last Turnpike Exit before Everrealm! Join a whole slew of The Quest Paladins, Performers, and Creative all thrilled to hear each other’s voice again – and let us eavesdrop and get in a few words along the way. We want to once again thank everyone who helped make […]

On this episode – The Somethings Go To Washington We’ve been pretty big on House of Cards since Season 1, and now as the show ends its 4th Season we decided to discuss where and what has gone on, what we love, and what we hate… the fact is we don’t hate that much. Frank Underwood […]

It’s time for the Somethings to get a little darker.. a little paler in pallette.  The boys are going semi-monochromatic and discussing everyone’s favorite Hot Topic Discount Rack Star: Tim Burton. Whether you are a ghost with the worst pain or a childhood favorite given a facelift and creepy reimagining via Johnny Depp – we probably hit on […]

It is no surprise to anyone that the Somethings like comic things.  Hell, they’ve done like 5 episodes about them already… so when the big mill started about Deadpool, it was a foregone conclusion that they were going to see it. So what did they think of the Merc With A Mouth? ..they obviously left nerd stains […]

Note: If you share this post, Mark Zuckerberg will bake you a turkey dinner. Every day of every social media person’s life, you are hit with a thousand different pictures, memes, captions, and at least half of them are filled with bad information.  Well, the Somethings are going to inform you of a little website called Snopes. Now, what this site […]

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away… two guys were the last ones to get on a certain train.  A train featuring a giant star killing planet and a dude who sky walks and a couple of kids with a bunch of superpowers… yes, that’s right… the Somethings are going to face off […]

Happy Something Year! We’re back with our first show of 2016, and the boys are bringing a couple fantastic guests to sit and talk about the wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey holiday spirit on Baker Street… that’s right, we’re talking some BBC’ness big numbers shows of Doctor Who and Sherlock – but specifically this year’s big Christmas / New Years […]

Put on your biggest smile, and join us once again as the Somethings delve into binge watching Netflix’s newest Marvel: Jessica Jones.  What started as a noir take on the superhero world has taken television by storm as a story of the seedier, darker, and downright creepier parts of what great power means when you […]

Step one – take a camera Step two – strange and horrible things happen to you Step three – PROFIT! The Something’s heading off with nothing but their wits and a camera, with an episode all about Found Footage/Shaky Cam movies.  Whether it is a horrible creature tromping through the woods, or an urban legend coming to life in […]

You don’t need money… We don’t take fame… That’s a lie – we’ll take fame. We’ll take fame anywhere it asks us to.  It’s gonna live forever.  it’s gonna learn how to fly! Sorry, already digressing.  As I was saying – the power of love is a curious thing.. but more curious is the hours and […]

  some..some..some…  thing..thing..thing… We would like to play a game… and it’s BATTLE ROYAL: HORROR EDITION!  We’ve discussed our favorite creature features and villains in the past, but given it is a time for scary, it is time to look with a chainsaw sharp eye… if that was a thing.. and look at some of the greatest […]

In what is going to go down as their ‘Awkward Year 3 Experimental Phase’ – The Somethings are returning back to a place they vowed they would never return to. That’s right… The Island. Now, you might remember the last 6 Hour Rant Fest that was the Something’s Lost episode… well this time it is […]

During our anniversary episode we started talking about good sequels to movies, and what movies have had good #2’s and even #3’s. Well, not only did the Somethings want to get back in on that action, we invited some other folks along to join in the fun.  So we can call this the first ever IJOV […]

Welcome back Somethings.. or perhaps you are new to this whole thing.  Thanks for showing up. What originally started out as a show about reality shows has spiraled into SomethingMadness by gettingthe fantastic opportunity to spend some time with The Library Bards! Who are they intrepid Something Listeners?  Well they are the nerdy singing duo of Bonnie Gordon […]

WE WANT OUR STSC! The art of the music video isn’t forgotten. Hell, it might be just as popular as it ever was, but not where we remember it.  The Somethings are taking you on a journey to learn their favorite music videos.  These isn’t your top five music videos ever – this is the boys picking their favorites.  So […]

Anyway – we are back with part two of our two part extravaganza at the home of the Pig – Wild Pig Comics! We last left off with WildPig Chris leaving, and still quite a bit of the future of the MCU to go!  So join our live audience, special panelists Madison and WP Manager Bill […]

How did they do it?  Two years ago, two old friends met up and started goofing off… one year ago they met up at their favorite nerdbook haunt, Wild Pig Comics, and talked about the Marvel Comics Universe.  Well guess what, it has been one more year and another dozen movies about people in tights.. […]

There is a little bit of movies that we sometimes overlook. No, it isn’t that your date keeps trying the hole in the popcorn trick and that you are starting to get worried about her.  It’s the poster. The first thing you sometimes see about a movie. The thing that is supposed to emblazen upon […]

Ok look.. we’re not sorry. We’re alone, in the house, we have the radio on and all of a sudden a song comes on – and what do the Somethings do?  The Somethings sing where angels fear to hum.  You know you have some song that makes you bop your head while the rest of the […]

Somethings like some bad cinema.  We’ve made it known and we don’t apologize for it.  We like enjoying some of the bad things that movies have done.  There are a few actors out there though that did a movie, or are in a movie, or there are cutscenes spliced in of them from other movies.. and […]

The boys are heading to Westeros to a land filled with monsters and dragons and Kings and games and candy and unicorns an… derailing, sorry. This week, Rob and James have invited GoT savant Madison into the studio to discuss who we think will sit upon the Iron Throne when the fighting has stopped.. or […]

We all love music.. at least the Somethings do – and for every band that goes on to sell multigazillion records, there are bands that have one song, sell some records – and fade into the oblivion.  Now, you might go ‘But I know every song that Chumbawumba did, and they’re good dammit’ – you […]

How many times have you found yourself, maybe late at night, flipping through channels and you end up on a show you would never really admit that you watched?  Now how many of those shows have you gone back for seconds on?  Nobody in the SomethingStudio is going to judge that you know the price of […]

There is a new world upon us.  A world of heroes…. not just the high flying, super-galactic, high-tech type.  There lives heroes among us on the streets.. and more importantly – on Netflix. The Somethings have binged the newest show in the MCU and want to talk to you about it.  So first, this show […]

We’re all nerds here.  I think.  I’d hope.  Unless you like listening to shows about stuff you hate… which is a weird fetish, but we don’t judge. Anyway, over the years we’ve all seen comic films we like.  There are tons nowadays, and where our opinions may not always match on what the best are […]

As nerdy types, we’ve all kind of thought to ourselves ‘So, who would win.. Hulk or Superman’ or ‘Iron Man vs. Everyone on the Titanic’ – well, a small team headed off by two massively talented rappers have taken the youtubes by storm by pitting famous characters and people from all throughout time and space […]

Take my Somethin’ , Take My Cast, Tell me that it’s comin’ back… Yeah, you can’t take the Cast from me…. that barely works, but we’re going with it because we are back with our first episode out in the ‘Verse.. specifically the Whedonverse, focussing on those kinda bad guys doin’ kinda bad stuff for all […]

  Now coming down to the ring, hailing from the darkest pits of Uganda… they are the PODCASTING TAG TEAM CHAMPION OF NOWHERE IN PARTICULAAAAAR. The Reverend, James The Voice – The Impressive Impressionist Podcast Rob Together – they are THE SOMETHING SOMETHING CAST.. ..and if you don’t like that, we got two words for ya: FULL […]

The two men, armed with their wits, a giant sword, a couple of shields, a nearly dead horse, and on they went to the mysterious fantastical land of magic and creatures that could tear them asunder without even blinking.  Yet, here they go… the Somethings are taking a journey into the land of fantasy.  They will climb grand mountains […]

This episode started as was planned. The Somethings had a list, they were ready to riff on some stuff they knew about.. and lo and behold it all changed in one fail swoop.  One of the Somethings decided that he should blindside the other Something into an entire episode about .. well .. one of the […]

    HAPPY NEW YEAR! Welcome to the first episode of the New Year with the Somethings!  Sometimes what makes or breaks a great movie is a great soundtrack.  If you were to film your grand fantasy epic and not call on the sweet sound of Tangerine Dream, we know your movie will fail.  So […]

If feels like forever since the boys came at you with a new episode, I bet.  Well it’s been a few weeks, definitely… but now we’re back just in time to drink some Nog and sit around the warm glow of the television with some of our favorite Holiday’ish flicks.  Some of these movies are […]

It’s a race, it’s a chase, hurry up and feed your face! Ok, so that’s the best I can do to tie this episode to Thanksgiving.  The Somethings are coming to you with another nerd passion that has in recent years entered a golden age, board games!  Some folks stopped playing games when they were little […]

So there you are, you are watching your favorite show, and the cliffhanger was SO GOOD!  I mean, how is he going to escape from that thingy?! Is she REALLY having a baby?!  What’s happened to the President?!  IS THAT ALIENS!?  Seriously, we have watched tons of shows, where sometime in May, we’re asking those […]

  We’re only a few short days from Halloween, so it is time for the Somethings to start looking under their bed, making sure that the doors are locked, and to seriously stop summoning the dark lords of the Underworld. That’s right, to celebrate the haunting season, the boys are talking about some of their favorite […]

One year ago, the Somethings brought to you the first of a 35 part series – Bond, James Bond.  Well this time we’re covering Lazenby and Moore.  From the music to the gadgets to the Bond girls to the villains, the Somethings are going to shake you.. not stir you.  Wait, that makes us sound bad. […]

Perhaps you’ve noticed that the Somethings have a love of the finest of cheeses.  Whether it be a delicious action movie that is slathered with green screen or a science fiction romp that you can just smell the paint peeling in your living room as you watch it.  The Somethings are connoisseurs of this special […]

Sometimes the Somethings aren’t the most prepared of all podcasts. I mean, there are some shows out there that do tons of research and preprep and all that.. well, it should be known by now that the boys sometimes are a little more ‘fly by the seat of their pants’ kinda guys. So, this week we try […]

Our parents might have suggested that video games are a passing fad, but as most of us know, they have become the premier entertainment du jour for many, and the Somethings are no different.  Over the years we have all collected unending amount of time wasting bleepblorp machines, so why not stroll down video gaming […]

So Hatton & Rob were damned if they did and damned if they didn’t.  With a show ready to be recorded this week, they saw the sad news of the passing of comedy legend Robin Williams.  So what are two moderately amusing podcasters to do?  Wait a few weeks to do their tribute show and reopen […]

  WHERE WE LAST LEFT THE SOMETHINGS – They were hanging out at WildPigComics with guests, Owner Chris Eberle, Manager & Webcomicker Bill Ellis, and Hatton’s wifey Madison talking about the Marvel Movieverse! They discussed all the things that happened before. Phase 1. What we know. What we’ve seen. What has been etched into our collective reptillian […]