Katie, Ashley, and Jay start with a voicemail about substitute coaching, then dive into the big news: XFL Week 2 (20:12), Adam Schefter makes a surprising appearance (23:05), The NBA All-Star Game (35:54), Aaron Gordon Keeps Getting Robbed (41:50), Ashley Bakes a Take (47:32), and Stephen A got WORKED (50:57). Later, they talk about the MLB Dumpster Fire (1:00:07), Altuve Tattoo Drama (1:05:50), Man City (1:15:57), and Sexy Snakes (1:19:58).