This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Theater Kids Unite!If You Wake Up and Smell Shit, Your Partner is Likely Dead!Relationshits!Dave's Lack of French Knowledge!ONE BATHROOM FOR TWO GROWN ASS MEN!Bathroom Vent Smells!Paul's Sleepy Time Night Farts!Farts Before Tarts!The Queen Has Shit Her Pants!True Crime Cat Lawyer, Elyse, and Her Cat, Winston!Vocal Fry Continues To Suck!Gay Blood Drive!Gay Unicorns Exist Apparently!Rise of the Graysons, Jacksons, and Ashers!Thanks "Jurassic Park", for the Toronto Raptors!A Social Media "Fuck Around and Find Out" Moment!Sarah's Face Can't Hide Her Disdain For People!Future Divorces Will Be Called "Unsubscribing From Each Other"!Perfect Name for a Hero: Abcde Lmnop! The Notorious Psychopath, Dr. Death!Hospitals Bury Their Mistakes!The Ultimate Jobless Leach!Episode Links (In Order):Vanessa Bayer, Theater Camp Kid!Our First Friends of the Podcast, True Crime Cat Lawyer, Elyse, and Winston!Single Female Lawyer From Futurama!Bill Cosby Karate! (Fuck You, Bill Cosby!)The Story of Abcde!The Tweet Heard Around the World!Dr. Death, Christopher Duntsch!Faiz Siddiqui - 41 Year Old Unemployed Lawyer!Jurors Sick of Hearing About Guard's Huge, Stinky Penis!Logan Van Dorn Fucks Around and Finds Out!MUSIC CREDIT!Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: https://audionautix.com/Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!